Fidget
@flanneljetpack.com
(they/them)
If you’ve seen Chili Beef running around in Final Fantasy XIV, that’s me
twitch streamer (derogatory)
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If you’ve seen Chili Beef running around in Final Fantasy XIV, that’s me
twitch streamer (derogatory)
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Fidget
@flanneljetpack.com
· Sep 13
Alright another change to the stream schedule starting tonight
Sunday stream is moved to Saturdays, Monday stream is moved to Thursdays.
So, it will be Saturday, Tuesday, and Thursday starting at 7pm for the foreseeable future.
Sorry for the short notice!!
Sunday stream is moved to Saturdays, Monday stream is moved to Thursdays.
So, it will be Saturday, Tuesday, and Thursday starting at 7pm for the foreseeable future.
Sorry for the short notice!!
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Hague
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Hague
I don’t like it when machines beep at me
January 22, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I don’t like it when machines beep at me
The drive-thru cashier at McDonald’s was refreshing, he wasn’t happy, he wasn’t mean, he was just doing his job efficiently without being a dick about it and without making me feel like a piece of shit for not matching a forced, cheerful vibe.
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The drive-thru cashier at McDonald’s was refreshing, he wasn’t happy, he wasn’t mean, he was just doing his job efficiently without being a dick about it and without making me feel like a piece of shit for not matching a forced, cheerful vibe.
Hey, friends on the Missouri side, vote this guy out
A new guest commentary from the Missouri senator:
Eric Schmitt: 1 year in, President Trump restored law and order and put America first | Opinion
A new guest commentary from the Missouri senator:
bit.ly
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Hey, friends on the Missouri side, vote this guy out
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The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:
IF THE ANIME ABOUT ENNUI AND PUBERTY DOESNT HAVE GIANT ROBOTS AND VESPAS IN IT THEN IDGAF
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
IF THE ANIME ABOUT ENNUI AND PUBERTY DOESNT HAVE GIANT ROBOTS AND VESPAS IN IT THEN IDGAF
I want to be famous so that l can post a notes app apology
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I want to be famous so that l can post a notes app apology
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Normalize telling people to eat shit and die
November 7, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Normalize telling people to eat shit and die
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They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been
My knee just randomly popped and my cat just jumped up thinking I was getting out of bed like the crackling of my bones in the morning has conditioned some sort of Pavlovian response for kibbles
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 AM
My knee just randomly popped and my cat just jumped up thinking I was getting out of bed like the crackling of my bones in the morning has conditioned some sort of Pavlovian response for kibbles
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
“Is it just me or is M9S really easy?” I ask as I die to the first bat mechanic for the 7th time in this lockout
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
“Is it just me or is M9S really easy?” I ask as I die to the first bat mechanic for the 7th time in this lockout
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The horse does not concern himself with the carrot on a stick
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The horse does not concern himself with the carrot on a stick
Friend: *shares a link to something*
Company: “you need to download the app to access this”
Me: *disregards the link*
Company: “you need to download the app to access this”
Me: *disregards the link*
January 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Friend: *shares a link to something*
Company: “you need to download the app to access this”
Me: *disregards the link*
Company: “you need to download the app to access this”
Me: *disregards the link*
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
Back hurts
I think I need a new bed, I keep waking up to my back hurting really bad. Like it gets marginally better throughout the day but then I wake up the next morning and it hurts so bad I have to literally roll out of bed because I can’t sit up
I think I need a new bed, I keep waking up to my back hurting really bad. Like it gets marginally better throughout the day but then I wake up the next morning and it hurts so bad I have to literally roll out of bed because I can’t sit up
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Back hurts
I think I need a new bed, I keep waking up to my back hurting really bad. Like it gets marginally better throughout the day but then I wake up the next morning and it hurts so bad I have to literally roll out of bed because I can’t sit up
I think I need a new bed, I keep waking up to my back hurting really bad. Like it gets marginally better throughout the day but then I wake up the next morning and it hurts so bad I have to literally roll out of bed because I can’t sit up
I just swallowed 7 pills with one drink of water. That’s gotta be a Guinness World Record or something.
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I just swallowed 7 pills with one drink of water. That’s gotta be a Guinness World Record or something.
Don’t be fooled, Domino’s new Spicy Chicken Bacon Ranch pizza is just their buffalo chicken pizza but with bacon and jalapeños.
That’s not a bad thing. Just don’t be fooled, is all.
That’s not a bad thing. Just don’t be fooled, is all.
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Don’t be fooled, Domino’s new Spicy Chicken Bacon Ranch pizza is just their buffalo chicken pizza but with bacon and jalapeños.
That’s not a bad thing. Just don’t be fooled, is all.
That’s not a bad thing. Just don’t be fooled, is all.
I’ve reached a stage in trying to eat better where eating a meal that consists primarily of veggies actually makes me feel full.
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’ve reached a stage in trying to eat better where eating a meal that consists primarily of veggies actually makes me feel full.
Medicine that makes you mostly log off of Bluesky for two weeks (quetiapine)
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Medicine that makes you mostly log off of Bluesky for two weeks (quetiapine)
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Sorry I know Sabra hummus is bad and I know what good hummus tastes like but the supremely spicy sabra hummus is the best that I can get at the midwestern grocery chain I go to and I refuse to shop at a place that doesn’t give me discounts on gas for shopping there
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Sorry I know Sabra hummus is bad and I know what good hummus tastes like but the supremely spicy sabra hummus is the best that I can get at the midwestern grocery chain I go to and I refuse to shop at a place that doesn’t give me discounts on gas for shopping there