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If you’ve seen Chili Beef running around in Final Fantasy XIV, that’s me

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Alright another change to the stream schedule starting tonight

Sunday stream is moved to Saturdays, Monday stream is moved to Thursdays.

So, it will be Saturday, Tuesday, and Thursday starting at 7pm for the foreseeable future.

Sorry for the short notice!!
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I don’t really judge people for their food preferences but when mine come into question I will die on the hill that I can enjoy what I want.

The big one is pickled eggs. People treat me like I’m clinically insane for liking pickled eggs. It’s just eggs soaked in vinegar and herbs. Grow up.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Mm. Evil. Totally, blatantly evil.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Wait, you don’t know what *speeghusseldorpf* is? Haha, you Americans are so weird, what do you even eat your *ramfhond* with? Wait, don’t tell me, you don’t what ramfhond is either?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I pay the bills but the bills never stop I pay the bills but the bills never stop I pay the bills but the bills never stop I pay the bills but the bills never stop I pay the bills but the bills never stop I pay the bills but the bills never stop I pay the bills but the bills never stop I pay the bil
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
For those not in the know, Mystery Science Theater 3000 has a 24/7 stream on Twitch where you can watch their catalogue for completely free!

And if you did know this already, hooray!

www.twitch.tv/mst3k
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My doctor does not seem as enthusiastic about the new Taco Bell menu item as I am
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Some of these things don’t seem very corrupt.

Like yeah I got in a car crash when I was 17 because it was raining and the used car dealership lied about my car having ABS so I didn’t think to pump the breaks in the 5 seconds it took for my car to slide into the SUV in front of me
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
My dentist keeps sending me letters every couple of weeks saying “oopsie, we messed up on your billing, you actually owe us $30 more dollars for the fillings you got last month and this is on top of the $30 we asked you for two weeks ago”
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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this football game is drunk
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“I am slightly disappointed by how delayed my breakfast is this morning. I should chew on live electrical wires.” - My cat
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The biggest problem with technology is that it hasn’t made me famous yet
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Now that I have separate containers for detergent, fabric softener, and oxiclean, I am in fact starting to see the appeal of laundry pods that have all of those pre-portioned out
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me: “I’m fat and lazy, I do what I want and I like it that way.”

Apple: “Your watch has detected signs of hypertension”

Me: “Oh no no no noooo not the consequences for my actions noooooo”
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Switch to Linux, learn not to hate your computer, but hate yourself
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Christmas music is bad” okay then explain this:

youtu.be/4swdGWL8QfQ?...
Wheatus - Christmas Dirtbag (Official Video)
YouTube video by WheatusVEVO
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM