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If you’ve seen Chili Beef running around in Final Fantasy XIV, that’s me

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I am clinically insane fyi but not because I like pickled eggs
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“It comes at a cost to productivity” like the average person isn’t using their phone to do anything other than play candy crush and doomscroll on social media

Also, what, do you need an M4 chip to answer emails all day???

“I need a cutting edge laptop to watch ASMR videos while I fall asleep”
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
*ramfhond* loosely translates to “bagel” and *speeghusseldorpf* loosely translates to “smoked salmon” in this language that I made up
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Disregarding the joke in your post to say that “watching this pot heat up will make it extremely difficult to tell at which point it has crossed the “boiling” threshold” is a more accurate saying
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Innocence Test
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November 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Some new TVs even let you record to a USB flash drive, over-the-air TV is extremely underrated.

Thanks to the NFLs broadcasting regulations your home team game will always be available to you for free if you use an antenna.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM