Stanley
fivetanley.bsky.social
Stanley
@fivetanley.bsky.social
They/he. PNW. Love to hike. New gym weirdo. Ace
average conversation between me and @forestbearmike.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
looking at dishwashers and so many claim to have AI? lol i doubt it
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the year is 2025 and you still can’t create a new calendar from Google calendar’s app???
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I love gay people bc that locked pup big bottom? Yeah that’s the senior director of global engineering.
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Carol (2025)
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Having one of those “moving to Chicago would fix me” kind of mornings
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Gays. One if you was there first to post your Spotify wrapped. The rest if you don’t need to bother. I’ve already seen it.
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Last week @theverge.com published my essay exploring the limitations of large-language models. This week, that same essay is cited by a federal judge in Michigan to distinguish the process of human reasoning from what these models do. Very, very gratifying.
h/t @robertfreundlaw.bsky.social

holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
a fun thing about me is, I’m agonizing over which plastic spray bottle to get for the household cleaner instead of just getting one
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Friends, vikings, countrymen: lend me your eyes. May I present what just happened an hour ago in Iceland?

It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
part of me wants to live in a home large enough to have people over…who am i becoming lol
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Cannot stress how bad shit is about to get if you want to build any kind of PC.
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead. It’s already getting hard to build an affordable PC, and the exit of the longstanding provider of consumer memory is going to make that even more challenging www.theverge.com/news/837594/...
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead
Another blow to PC gaming.
www.theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
women have so many good options for clothes and for men it’s like the same 6 things
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
craving a freshly made corn dog for some reason
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
medication side effects is making me slow down a lot, but… maybe that’s what my body has been telling me for a long time
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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My official Brokeback Mountain poster was finally approved by the studios and will be released this Friday at www.codacurates.com/collections/...
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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This is an ethnic cleansing campaign
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
getting depressed as I put together a grocery list for dinner and see the costs climbing lol
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“You won’t even taste the difference” means you’re about to watch a recipe video for cottage cheese that will absolutely change the flavor of the dish
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
got overwhelmed by choice and ended up getting nothing for Deals Weekend
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I can hear more when I wear my hearing aids…go figure
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Lost weight without trying? In this economy?
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM