Stanley
@fivetanley.bsky.social
They/he. PNW. Love to hike. New gym weirdo. Ace
average conversation between me and @forestbearmike.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
average conversation between me and @forestbearmike.bsky.social
reminds me of a certain game
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM
reminds me of a certain game
they’re just all like this
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
they’re just all like this
looking at instagram and seeing all the queers hang out
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
looking at instagram and seeing all the queers hang out
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
when The Linter tells me not to use console.log
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
when The Linter tells me not to use console.log
my sleep paralysis demon
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
my sleep paralysis demon
just thinking of some times taking photos a few years ago
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
just thinking of some times taking photos a few years ago
opening linkedin only to see endless articles about AI
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
opening linkedin only to see endless articles about AI
lots of complaints about so much of the economy being tied up in AI, not enough attention about the Big Typescript Education economy
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
lots of complaints about so much of the economy being tied up in AI, not enough attention about the Big Typescript Education economy
my instagram discover tab is all pasta recipes and one very loud gay man, checks out
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
my instagram discover tab is all pasta recipes and one very loud gay man, checks out
the Atlantic remains perhaps the most exhausting and reaching publication out there
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
the Atlantic remains perhaps the most exhausting and reaching publication out there
we finally caught up to the latest season of RHOBH and dorit smoking is sending me. amazing
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
we finally caught up to the latest season of RHOBH and dorit smoking is sending me. amazing
I get your hugs every time I walk through the front door
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I get your hugs every time I walk through the front door
also I have so many enamel pins I forgot I bought and am now finding in drawers lol
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
also I have so many enamel pins I forgot I bought and am now finding in drawers lol
feds just up there drawing fucked up sky dicks
October 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
feds just up there drawing fucked up sky dicks
only murders in the building has returned which means so has my crush michael cyril creighton (pictured left) (even if Howard is being a jerk this season)
October 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
only murders in the building has returned which means so has my crush michael cyril creighton (pictured left) (even if Howard is being a jerk this season)
watching my boyfriend take down gaius von baelsar for the 1000th time as he farms currency from a random main quest run in ffxiv
September 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
watching my boyfriend take down gaius von baelsar for the 1000th time as he farms currency from a random main quest run in ffxiv
he can be a lil brat (especially right before/after dinner time) but he’s getting many little forehead kisses per day
September 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
he can be a lil brat (especially right before/after dinner time) but he’s getting many little forehead kisses per day
we’ve been watching seasons of American horror story I’ve never seen before and this is stuck in my head like 8 times a day
September 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
we’ve been watching seasons of American horror story I’ve never seen before and this is stuck in my head like 8 times a day
i can die happily when these return to stores
August 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i can die happily when these return to stores
forgot i had this set up for PagerDuty at my old job 🙈
August 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
forgot i had this set up for PagerDuty at my old job 🙈
i think about this every day
August 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i think about this every day