NoCrossumPossum🏳️‍⚧️
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NoCrossumPossum🏳️‍⚧️
@fionavonloo.bsky.social
GR MI trans girlie. Food cooker, maker of crafts. Orange cat mom, and aspiring Potato Goddess.
The existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a third, Hollandest Tom.
October 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The time is ripe for a West Wing reboot with President Seaborn.
September 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Someone help me, how do I provide intelligent active direction to an employee who doesn’t think that the sun is real?
September 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Will just leave this clip here of Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings talking about what’s wrong with America from a 1991 interview and it’s still all very true today
April 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Fr, I hate the local news, too much Narcan in the streets
June 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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urbanist 🤝 horny
people people
please 🙏 give me rail
March 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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What’s your sign?
March 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I always wanted to be like Patrick Swayze. I started out in Roadhouse and ended up in To Wong Fu. What a wild ride.
March 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
10 DAYS CIGARETTE FREE!
March 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I always wanted to lay nude on a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace.
Apparently Cracker Barrel has a policy against this
February 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m ok, somehow not a single scratch. But your girl can’t get a fuckin’ break. They just turned in front of me.
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I've invented at least 30 new faces to convey disgust over the last month
February 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide

if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported

this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order

it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
open.spotify.com/track/6AcR8k...
More poignant now than ever
Who's Gonna Build Your Wall?
Tom Russell · Wounded Heart Of America · Song · 2007
open.spotify.com
January 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Why is it called a selective memory if you can’t select what you remember I thought this was America?
January 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Realizing i cant call my best friend my wife as a joke if we get married and calling off the wedding for the bit
January 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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i smell a pulitzer
January 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
New special: pulled pork, whipped hot honey feta, apple bacon jam, cheddar and spring mix. Calling it Hog Heaven. The land of milk and honey.
January 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I just looked up at the perfect moment to watch shit leave a birds butt hole and flop on the hood of my car. Nature is beautiful.
January 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I appreciate that many people need and/or want Gender (of themselves, of others, as a Phenomenon) to be A Complex Thing, including debating the rhetorical utilities of “Born This Way” vs “I Choose” and other aspects & axes.

I take a Categorical Imperative approach: “You are who You say You are.”.
January 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sausage, roasted apples and onions, whipped feta, and Serrano honey on brioche. What do we think? What should it be called.
January 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Doctors orders…
look. im not saying you should rub one out rn. however,
January 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM