Alex Fernie
@ferniecommaalex.bsky.social
Let’s give this one a try. I’m a writer and a director and do improv comedy.
… I remembered that I am capable of murdering a koala.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
… I remembered that I am capable of murdering a koala.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Last chance for he 19th Annual Thanksgiving Feast Show at the Elysian! Only a few tickets left for my favorite show of the year!
Pie and costumes and family dysfunction and some of the best improvisers in LA! 7:30 tonight!
www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
Pie and costumes and family dysfunction and some of the best improvisers in LA! 7:30 tonight!
www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
The 19th Annual Thanksgiving Feast Show — The Elysian
Ditch your real messy family and join our fictional one for an entirely improvised holiday meal! Once a year, pretentious uncles, live-streaming teens and neighbors who may or may not be serial kille...
www.elysiantheater.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Last chance for he 19th Annual Thanksgiving Feast Show at the Elysian! Only a few tickets left for my favorite show of the year!
Pie and costumes and family dysfunction and some of the best improvisers in LA! 7:30 tonight!
www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
Pie and costumes and family dysfunction and some of the best improvisers in LA! 7:30 tonight!
www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
This is truly one of the most tone deaf pieces I've ever seen. The entire thing trying to make people feel like they're doing something wrong by not spending hundreds of dollars on a new phone every year... trying to pass that off as "harming" the economy.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is truly one of the most tone deaf pieces I've ever seen. The entire thing trying to make people feel like they're doing something wrong by not spending hundreds of dollars on a new phone every year... trying to pass that off as "harming" the economy.
Wednesday! The Thanksgiving Feast Show is back for the 19th year!
W/ Mike Castle, Suzi Barrett, Ronnie Adrian, Siobhan Thompson, Julie Brister, Deborah Tarica, Alex Berg, Todd Fasen & me! Plus: PIE!!!
11/26 at The Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
W/ Mike Castle, Suzi Barrett, Ronnie Adrian, Siobhan Thompson, Julie Brister, Deborah Tarica, Alex Berg, Todd Fasen & me! Plus: PIE!!!
11/26 at The Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
The 19th Annual Thanksgiving Feast Show — The Elysian
Ditch your real messy family and join our fictional one for an entirely improvised holiday meal! Once a year, pretentious uncles, live-streaming teens and neighbors who may or may not be serial kille...
www.elysiantheater.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Wednesday! The Thanksgiving Feast Show is back for the 19th year!
W/ Mike Castle, Suzi Barrett, Ronnie Adrian, Siobhan Thompson, Julie Brister, Deborah Tarica, Alex Berg, Todd Fasen & me! Plus: PIE!!!
11/26 at The Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
W/ Mike Castle, Suzi Barrett, Ronnie Adrian, Siobhan Thompson, Julie Brister, Deborah Tarica, Alex Berg, Todd Fasen & me! Plus: PIE!!!
11/26 at The Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
Big Night, now that’s a fucking movie.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Big Night, now that’s a fucking movie.
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It was Oswald and the Commission was thorough and in good faith, but only to an extent. It was agenda-driven and focused on enforcing a narrative that cauterized inflaming foreign relations. What it disregarded, ignored, and omitted in favor of that agenda backfired in the form of conspiracy theory.
We do know who killed JFK. The Warren Commission was an incredibly thorough and good-faith effort to prove and document what had happened, which they did. The conspiracy theories arose in spite of best efforts to avoid them, but there really isn't anything they could have reasonably done better.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It was Oswald and the Commission was thorough and in good faith, but only to an extent. It was agenda-driven and focused on enforcing a narrative that cauterized inflaming foreign relations. What it disregarded, ignored, and omitted in favor of that agenda backfired in the form of conspiracy theory.
Fuck fuck fuck the Paw Patrol is on to me fuck shit fuck I gotta get out of here fuck
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Fuck fuck fuck the Paw Patrol is on to me fuck shit fuck I gotta get out of here fuck
Reposted by Alex Fernie
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
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I just quit on a post I was writing about this sort of thing, because there wasn't quite enough there, but it's worth noting that this sort of thing is unique to Dems, and loser shit/evil, but also stupid. None of these dorks will face ads in their home district re-election campaign about this!
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I just quit on a post I was writing about this sort of thing, because there wasn't quite enough there, but it's worth noting that this sort of thing is unique to Dems, and loser shit/evil, but also stupid. None of these dorks will face ads in their home district re-election campaign about this!
It's not just that the audience doesn't laugh at Maher's "joke" here, it's that they don't even register it AS a joke. They think he's still setting up a punchline. A truly remarkable level of bomb.
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It's not just that the audience doesn't laugh at Maher's "joke" here, it's that they don't even register it AS a joke. They think he's still setting up a punchline. A truly remarkable level of bomb.
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A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!
Crazy that there are still people out there who will sincerely go "MeToo went too far."
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Crazy that there are still people out there who will sincerely go "MeToo went too far."
People love to go "I want to leave Spotify but don't know what to use instead!" when the answer is so incredibly obviously "buy the music, the way every person did until 10 years ago."
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
People love to go "I want to leave Spotify but don't know what to use instead!" when the answer is so incredibly obviously "buy the music, the way every person did until 10 years ago."
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Calling childcare "goodies," like it's a decadent dessert -- Oh I couldn't possibly! ... Or could I? -- is straight up evil shit and if you think like this you got a fucking hole in your soul. Same with the "ice cream and ponies" shit they all pulled about M4A.
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Calling childcare "goodies," like it's a decadent dessert -- Oh I couldn't possibly! ... Or could I? -- is straight up evil shit and if you think like this you got a fucking hole in your soul. Same with the "ice cream and ponies" shit they all pulled about M4A.
The last WILDLY APPROPRIATE of 2025 is gonna be a fun one with KIMIA BEHPOORNIA, RACHEL BLOOM, DREW DIFONZO MARKS, ALEX BERG & CRAIG ROWAN!
All-ages improv where kids in the audience can get on stage and place!
Dec 6 at UCB! Tickets here! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
All-ages improv where kids in the audience can get on stage and place!
Dec 6 at UCB! Tickets here! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
Wildly Appropriate: An All-Ages Improv Show
Saturday, December 6, 2025 – 5:30 pm LA - FRANKLIN An all-ages improv show for kids AND adults featuring UCB’s best improvisers plus a chance for kids to get onstage themselves!…
ucbcomedy.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The last WILDLY APPROPRIATE of 2025 is gonna be a fun one with KIMIA BEHPOORNIA, RACHEL BLOOM, DREW DIFONZO MARKS, ALEX BERG & CRAIG ROWAN!
All-ages improv where kids in the audience can get on stage and place!
Dec 6 at UCB! Tickets here! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
All-ages improv where kids in the audience can get on stage and place!
Dec 6 at UCB! Tickets here! ucbcomedy.com/show/wildly-...
Over the years, I have met MULTIPLE people in the comedy world that were exactly like Matthew Macfadyen's version of Charles Guiteau in Death By Lightning.
If only we'd had long form improv in 1881, maybe James Garfield could have survived.
If only we'd had long form improv in 1881, maybe James Garfield could have survived.
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Over the years, I have met MULTIPLE people in the comedy world that were exactly like Matthew Macfadyen's version of Charles Guiteau in Death By Lightning.
If only we'd had long form improv in 1881, maybe James Garfield could have survived.
If only we'd had long form improv in 1881, maybe James Garfield could have survived.
Who all's gettin' PUMPED to watch the Ken Burns American Revolution 6-part documentary series?!?!
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Who all's gettin' PUMPED to watch the Ken Burns American Revolution 6-part documentary series?!?!
The Lowdown and One Battle After Another feel like they are in conversation with each other, and in a better media world there would be like a dozen blogs that would write pieces on stuff like that.
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The Lowdown and One Battle After Another feel like they are in conversation with each other, and in a better media world there would be like a dozen blogs that would write pieces on stuff like that.
Reposted by Alex Fernie
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Reposted by Alex Fernie
honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate
Every powerful rich person/government elite type loves to send catty, gossipy emails to each other where they say things like "Great catching up and doing crimes with you last week! Did you see what (insert fellow elite here) was wearing at our pedophile brunch?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Every powerful rich person/government elite type loves to send catty, gossipy emails to each other where they say things like "Great catching up and doing crimes with you last week! Did you see what (insert fellow elite here) was wearing at our pedophile brunch?"
Two weeks from tonight! It's time for the 19th Annual Thanksgiving Feast Show!
W/ Siobhan Thomspon, Ronnie Adrian, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Deborah Tarica, Julie Brister, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie and FREE PIE FOR THE AUDIENCE!!
11/26 at the Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
W/ Siobhan Thomspon, Ronnie Adrian, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Deborah Tarica, Julie Brister, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie and FREE PIE FOR THE AUDIENCE!!
11/26 at the Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
The 19th Annual Thanksgiving Feast Show — The Elysian
Ditch your real messy family and join our fictional one for an entirely improvised holiday meal! Once a year, pretentious uncles, live-streaming teens and neighbors who may or may not be serial kille...
www.elysiantheater.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Two weeks from tonight! It's time for the 19th Annual Thanksgiving Feast Show!
W/ Siobhan Thomspon, Ronnie Adrian, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Deborah Tarica, Julie Brister, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie and FREE PIE FOR THE AUDIENCE!!
11/26 at the Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...
W/ Siobhan Thomspon, Ronnie Adrian, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Deborah Tarica, Julie Brister, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie and FREE PIE FOR THE AUDIENCE!!
11/26 at the Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...