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Stuart Ian Burns

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Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · Jan 1

If you’ve enjoyed any of my doings this past year feel free to buy me something off of my wish list if you like: www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

Check out my list on Amazon

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Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 11h

Oh hell yes. youtu.be/zLuOjCbDuwY?...

A Merry Little Ex-Mas | Alicia Silverstone & Oliver Hudson | Official Trailer | Netflix

YouTube video by Netflix

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Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 17h

I think this is a masterpiece which like a lot of public art has suffered from poor maintenance, which is particularly true of items with moving parts.

Michele Bogart @urbaninsideout.bsky.social · 18h

Important conversation. Pleased to be a part of it. #publicart #sculpture #fountain #SanFrancisco #beauty #Urbanism+

Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 17h

Brilliant.

iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · Oct 17

a funny thing that Marvel and Martin Scorsese could do is, he could take over the Stan Lee role of old guy who does cameos in every movie, so, you know, Captain America gets punched through a wall and there's Marty walking his little dog and he tuts 'Oh, for chrissake, *superheroes*' and so forth

Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 18h

Ikea Knightley to the last: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...

Keira Knightley says she was ‘not aware’ of JK Rowling boycott calls before joining Harry Potter audiobooks

Actor, who voices Dolores Umbridge in the new full-cast recordings, says she hopes ‘we can all find respect’ amid renewed controversy over Rowling’s views on trans rights

www.theguardian.com

Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 18h

Post you from a different era.

Reposted by Stuart Ian Burns

Keith Gow @keithgow.bsky.social · 1d

WHERE'S DAVID LYNCH? is released in March 2026 in Australia and April 2026 in the UK and USA.

Front Cover of a book. Red curtains frame an illustration of Twin Peaks in a simple comic book style. The black and white chevron floor disappears into a black void at the bottom of the cover. WHERE'S DAVID LYNCH? appears on bold white text. In red text to the right is Written by Keith Gow, Illustrations by Kev Gahan. In smaller white text down the bottom: A search and find adventure through the surreal worlds of David Lynch

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Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 1d

Does it feature any of your muted words?

Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 1d

“Thirty items seems like a lot.”
“Not really…”

The keyboard control system on Hunchback 2 which seems to involve dislocating your fingers.

Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 1d

Firty-two years an imbecile (give or take) obviously.

Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 1d

Tag yourself. I am fatuous pauper.

Work, Work, Work

On about this date in 1801, Britain's first census was begun. In a subsequent survey conducted in 1881, residents were asked to furnish their "rank, profession, or occupation." Some of the more puzzling responses, as preserved by the London Genealogical Society, included:

Colourist of artificial fish

Knight of the Thimble

Disinfector of railways

Examiner of underclothing

Invisible net maker

Electric bath attendant

Proprietor of midgets

Fifty-two years an imbecile

Knocker-up of workpeople

Maker of sand views

Gymnast to house painter

Turnip shepherd

Emasculator

Sampler of drugs

Fatuous pauper

Drowner

Count as female

Fish-bender

Goldfish-catcher

Cow-banger

Running about

Grape-dryer

Beef twister

Random waller

2015 Jeff Kacirk

Sellers Publishing, Inc.

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Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 1d

Utterly brilliant. When the voiceover hypes the marketing and you know what they mean is a back page on Your Sinclair.

Holly Boson @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 1d

. @aeon.bsky.social recommended I watch this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=buuU... and you will not regret it. There's a twist at the beginning of the second act where it all goes very Monty Python suddenly

1984: BANDERSNATCH, BAILIFFS and the Battle for a HIT GAME | Commercial Breaks | BBC Archive

YouTube video by BBC Archive

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Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 1d

Eyes of Laura Mars, 1978 - ★★★★
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Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 1d

MUSIC OF THE HEART

BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 3d

What do you think is Wes Craven’s best film that isn’t part of the A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET or SCREAM franchises?

I feel like everyone will have a different answer and that’s really interesting to me.

Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 2d

Matt Berry for fucks sake.

jordynne, final girl @sick1y.bsky.social · Sep 10

new transphobes dropped 😔

A screenshot of a news article reading:

Pottermore Publishing and Audible have added ten to the cast of the Harry Potter:
The Full-Cast Audio Editions.
Kit Harington (Game of Thrones) will voice Professor Lockhart; Keira Knightley (Black Doves) is Professor Umbridge; Iwan Rheon (Game of Thrones) is Professor Lupin; Ruth Wilson (The Affair) voices Bellatrix Lestrange; Ambika Mod (One Day) is Nymphadora Tonks; Leo Woodall (One Day) is Bill Weasley; Simon Pegg (Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning) voices Arthur Weasley; James McAvoy (His Dark Materials) is Mad-Eye Moody; Gemma Whelan (Game of Thrones) is Professor Sprout; and Matt Berry (What We Do In The Shadows) is Sir Cadogan.

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Stuart Ian Burns @feelinglistless.bsky.social · 2d

Watching The Eyes of Laura Mars for the first time and reached the birthday scene and pitying the actors having to sing For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow over the cake because someone was lying about the copyright on Happy Birthday.