Cam
@fboat.bsky.social
Sometimes I live in the country
Sometimes I live in town
Sometimes I have a great notion
To jump into the river and drown
Sometimes I live in town
Sometimes I have a great notion
To jump into the river and drown
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
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it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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if this is discrimination, I’m genuinely unsure what you’re supposed to do when a student responds to a prompt with some religious gibberish
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
if this is discrimination, I’m genuinely unsure what you’re supposed to do when a student responds to a prompt with some religious gibberish
They’re doing exfil
Report: LSU sends planes to Oxford as talks with Lane Kiffin progress
Report: LSU sends planes to Oxford as talks with Lane Kiffin progress
LSU’s pursuit of Ole Miss head coach Lane Kiffin appears to be moving forward, with the university preparing to send planes to Oxford on Sunday for Kiffin and his family.
www.ksla.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They’re doing exfil
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
2013 Mexico Beach, someone had thrown chairs off the third story balcony of this beach house after an evening with the last pallet of original recipe four loko. the rest of the week was mostly recriminations over who did it because no one had a functioning memory of that night
Feel like “last loko party” is a very specific millennial micor-generational memory. One of my friends was in a fraternity where they climbed onto the roof and started grabbing bits of roof tile and throwing them into the street at one of these events.
One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
2013 Mexico Beach, someone had thrown chairs off the third story balcony of this beach house after an evening with the last pallet of original recipe four loko. the rest of the week was mostly recriminations over who did it because no one had a functioning memory of that night
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getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.
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"kick it! the ball!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
"kick it! the ball!!!"
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
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what if he was called homestar gunner and he had a glock
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
what if he was called homestar gunner and he had a glock
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“acidic scold” lmao
Washington National Cathedral on Thursday is hosting a bipartisan show of respect and remembrance for Dick Cheney, the consequential and polarizing vice president who in later years became an acidic scold of fellow Republican President Donald Trump. Watch live.
A bipartisan show of respect and remembrance for Dick Cheney's funeral, absent Trump
Washington National Cathedral is hosting a bipartisan show of respect and remembrance for Dick Cheney, the consequential and polarizing vice president who became an acidic scold of fellow Republican President Donald Trump.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“acidic scold” lmao
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I like to think that the makers of Gabby's Dollhouse know what they're doing here
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I like to think that the makers of Gabby's Dollhouse know what they're doing here
The guy with the nuclear football is probably to be outed beyond plausible deniability as a child molester. That I suppose does implicate national security.
The Epstein files bill passed, but Speaker Johnson is circulating a plan to block transparency on "national security" grounds. Read the full document:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/epstein-bi...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/epstein-bi...
Epstein Bill Passes as Top Official Circulates Plan to Block Transparency
Official document warns of "National Security Concerns"
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The guy with the nuclear football is probably to be outed beyond plausible deniability as a child molester. That I suppose does implicate national security.