Chris the Hat Man
@fanofhats.bsky.social
Baseball. Orioles. Guitar. Bass guitar. Godzilla. Gamera. Horror movies. Hats, don't forget I like hats.
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is so funny
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is so funny
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Bye Lor Slayyy 😔
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bye Lor Slayyy 😔
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The Shane Baz trade is fascinating, because it features multiple people that you would just naturally assume are from Australia that are not.
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Shane Baz trade is fascinating, because it features multiple people that you would just naturally assume are from Australia that are not.
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[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
Reached out about a job at some oddities museum. Haven't wanted a job this bad in a long time
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reached out about a job at some oddities museum. Haven't wanted a job this bad in a long time
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
Getting stuck in the wifi nether-zone. (Sitting in the car right outside my house.)
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Getting stuck in the wifi nether-zone. (Sitting in the car right outside my house.)
Torment nexus
“Soelberg did not turn violent until ChatGPT became his sole confidant, validating a wide range of wild conspiracies, including a dangerous delusion that his mother was part of a network of conspirators spying on him, tracking him, and making attempts on his life.”
Murder-suicide case shows OpenAI selectively hides data after users die
OpenAI accused of hiding full ChatGPT logs in murder-suicide case.
arstechnica.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Torment nexus
My expectations for a Spinal Tap II were in the toilet, so I actually had a good time watching it. Should have had the Folksmen in the movie, though.
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My expectations for a Spinal Tap II were in the toilet, so I actually had a good time watching it. Should have had the Folksmen in the movie, though.
Two days ago, I spilled sauce all over my bag, and it's still stuck to everything. I am in hell.
The worst part, I wanted sweet n sour sauce, and they gave me sweet chili sauce. If they had given me the right sauce I would have eaten all of it instead of spilling it everywhere.
The worst part, I wanted sweet n sour sauce, and they gave me sweet chili sauce. If they had given me the right sauce I would have eaten all of it instead of spilling it everywhere.
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Two days ago, I spilled sauce all over my bag, and it's still stuck to everything. I am in hell.
The worst part, I wanted sweet n sour sauce, and they gave me sweet chili sauce. If they had given me the right sauce I would have eaten all of it instead of spilling it everywhere.
The worst part, I wanted sweet n sour sauce, and they gave me sweet chili sauce. If they had given me the right sauce I would have eaten all of it instead of spilling it everywhere.
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Guitar Guy is mad
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Guitar Guy is mad
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Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
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true but at this point in his retched existence would you want and/or accept grace from him? It'd be meaningless or a lie or both. Badge of honor imo
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
true but at this point in his retched existence would you want and/or accept grace from him? It'd be meaningless or a lie or both. Badge of honor imo
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I promise I will eventually stop posting about speeding but it’s so rare that an opportunity exists to argue a position that is as controversial as it is irrefutable. It’s like walking in to a dog torturer convention and saying you think it’s wrong to torture dogs
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I promise I will eventually stop posting about speeding but it’s so rare that an opportunity exists to argue a position that is as controversial as it is irrefutable. It’s like walking in to a dog torturer convention and saying you think it’s wrong to torture dogs
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If we lose Wikipedia, the Internet is done.
December 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If we lose Wikipedia, the Internet is done.
On the other hand, the USA is finally overtaking Russia in the dashcam accident video market.
It’s important to contextualize just how much less safe American drivers are than everywhere else in the world, and it’s getting worse!
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
On the other hand, the USA is finally overtaking Russia in the dashcam accident video market.
Hell yeah, the Book of Enoch is fuckin wild. If they put this shit in the Bible, I would have paid attention in Sunday School
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hell yeah, the Book of Enoch is fuckin wild. If they put this shit in the Bible, I would have paid attention in Sunday School
Raw dogged this movie (no mst3k)
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Raw dogged this movie (no mst3k)
Sorry to my followers for going in on the speed limit guy all day. I will now go back to not posting that often.
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sorry to my followers for going in on the speed limit guy all day. I will now go back to not posting that often.
This is where the guy is complaining about the speed limit getting lower
December 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is where the guy is complaining about the speed limit getting lower
This is funny to me because you could just say, "we thought it would look cool if you did godzilla in the style of the misfits logo!" and nobody would care. You dont have to make up something to convince me to buy it.
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is funny to me because you could just say, "we thought it would look cool if you did godzilla in the style of the misfits logo!" and nobody would care. You dont have to make up something to convince me to buy it.