Falcoholic Matt
@falcoholicmatt.bsky.social
Occasional Falcons complainer, former Falcons writer.
Having to watch all that is brutal on the body.
Falcons with back-to-back overtime games and a trip back home from Germany in the middle. That's just brutal on the body.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Having to watch all that is brutal on the body.
Game day
a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Game day
Roof open will definitely help if a tornado appears and scoops Raheem and Zac out of the Benz.
The roof will be open for Sunday's #Falcons game against the Panthers. Will that help them play better?
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Roof open will definitely help if a tornado appears and scoops Raheem and Zac out of the Benz.
Falcons playing this weekend
a man wearing a t-shirt that says kellypaper is walking down the street
ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says kellypaper is walking down the street
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Falcons playing this weekend
Damn good day in the market
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Damn good day in the market
It almost looks like this is a poorly run team.
Weird.
Weird.
It turns out Darnell Mooney had a broken collarbone this whole time, helping to explain the WR's struggles.
What it doesn't explain is why the Falcons, knowing that, did little to address a WR room that has been a massive 2025 disappointment
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
What it doesn't explain is why the Falcons, knowing that, did little to address a WR room that has been a massive 2025 disappointment
www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Darnell Mooney broke his collarbone on the first day of training camp, per Raheem Morris
Mooney’s injury was more serious than the team let on, and the offense has paid the price.
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November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It almost looks like this is a poorly run team.
Weird.
Weird.
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Before the election, my MAGA focus group said their top issues were ending inflation and releasing the Epstein files. Now they say their top issues are starting a war with Venezuela and naming the Washington Commanders’ new stadium after Trump.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Before the election, my MAGA focus group said their top issues were ending inflation and releasing the Epstein files. Now they say their top issues are starting a war with Venezuela and naming the Washington Commanders’ new stadium after Trump.
The Insane Clown Possee President speaking truth to Juggalo nation.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Insane Clown Possee President speaking truth to Juggalo nation.
Rich McKay and Arthur Blank gearing up for another head coaching search.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Rich McKay and Arthur Blank gearing up for another head coaching search.
Name a better duo than the Saints and providing cover for pedophiles
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Name a better duo than the Saints and providing cover for pedophiles
If you consistently bet against the Falcons you would be the richest man in human history.
Never bet on the Falcons.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you consistently bet against the Falcons you would be the richest man in human history.
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Fellow fans
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Fellow fans
Having no way of watching the Falcons play an international game may be the best thing that’s ever happened for my mental health.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Having no way of watching the Falcons play an international game may be the best thing that’s ever happened for my mental health.
The Libs let another dangerous felon back out on the street.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Libs let another dangerous felon back out on the street.
Millionaires just work harder than the rest of us
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Millionaires just work harder than the rest of us
Wow look at all them exciting trades going on out there
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wow look at all them exciting trades going on out there
This guy might not be able to kick but he's still supporting rap metal.
Now he can go back to his day job -- playing air guitar to Linkin Park songs in his dorm room.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This guy might not be able to kick but he's still supporting rap metal.
Raheem Morris reportedly frustrated he had to take a timeout right after a penalty because the fans were doing "a bunch of hoopin' and hollerin' from the stands making it hard to think."
Did the Patriots' defense illegally clap to trick Falcons on key play? bit.ly/3XaNvoe
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Raheem Morris reportedly frustrated he had to take a timeout right after a penalty because the fans were doing "a bunch of hoopin' and hollerin' from the stands making it hard to think."
Game day
a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Game day
Hey Siri, is it bad when a GM gets fired under five days after beating the hell out of your team at home?
Dolphins, general manager Chris Grier mutually agree to part ways reut.rs/49B1Mls
Dolphins, general manager Chris Grier mutually agree to part ways
The Miami Dolphins and general manager Chris Grier mutually have agreed to part ways, the team announced on Friday morning.
reut.rs
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hey Siri, is it bad when a GM gets fired under five days after beating the hell out of your team at home?
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I was an undecided voter until John Rocker weighed in.
John Rocker blasts Big Apple again with Zohran Mamdani favored to win mayoral election: ‘F–k New York’
John Rocker blasts Big Apple again with Zohran Mamdani favored to win mayoral election: ‘F–k New York’
New York City's mayoral election seems to have only reinforced John Rocker's feelings about the Big Apple.
nypost.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I was an undecided voter until John Rocker weighed in.
