The Falcoholic
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The Falcoholic
@thefalcoholic.bsky.social
· Jan 21
I set up a super basic feed to capture all Falcons and Atlanta Falcons mentions, which hopefully will be helpful
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
For new folks, here's a quick feed for all things Falcons.
Not enough for a starter pack yet but if you want to follow Falcoholics, we've got:
@falcoholickevin.bsky.social
@allenstrk.bsky.social
@falcfans.bsky.social
@treshon.bsky.social
@saivion.bsky.social
@jeannakelley.bsky.social
Not enough for a starter pack yet but if you want to follow Falcoholics, we've got:
@falcoholickevin.bsky.social
@allenstrk.bsky.social
@falcfans.bsky.social
@treshon.bsky.social
@saivion.bsky.social
@jeannakelley.bsky.social
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The battle of quarterbacks who absolutely positively do not want to be out on this field right now
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The battle of quarterbacks who absolutely positively do not want to be out on this field right now
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I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
That's real football
NFC South is on pace to be the first division since the 2020 NFC East where all four teams had negative DVOA ratings.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That's real football
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every sports broadcaster: a 44-year-old, a philip rivers, a man who sees the grim reaper nigh, will play quarterback for the indianapolis colts this weekend, and he will clearly die due to his ancient bones and heart
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
every sports broadcaster: a 44-year-old, a philip rivers, a man who sees the grim reaper nigh, will play quarterback for the indianapolis colts this weekend, and he will clearly die due to his ancient bones and heart
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck
CRIS COLLINSWORTH, EYES TWINKLING WITH MIRTH: This guy, I mean, you're lying if you haven't thought about how it would feel to fall into a deep, sweet sleep in J.J. McCarthy's warm embrace, Mike
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
CRIS COLLINSWORTH, EYES TWINKLING WITH MIRTH: This guy, I mean, you're lying if you haven't thought about how it would feel to fall into a deep, sweet sleep in J.J. McCarthy's warm embrace, Mike
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Funniest sack of the season: Rivers gives himself up... no one sacks him... forces him to scramble and then give himself up again
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Funniest sack of the season: Rivers gives himself up... no one sacks him... forces him to scramble and then give himself up again
ME TOO
Raheem Morris: Bijan Robinson is the NFL's best player, sorry he won't be in the playoffs.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Raheem Morris: Bijan Robinson is the NFL's best player, sorry he won't be in the playoffs
Robinson is leading the NFL with 1,858 yards from scrimmage this season.
www.nbcsports.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ME TOO
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A couple good or bad choices can swing an NFL game.
But the entire game is a long series of decisions mapped out by strategists you’ll never see.
Their ability and empowerment depends on the team…and head coach.
Meet some of the NFL’s “situational masters”: www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
But the entire game is a long series of decisions mapped out by strategists you’ll never see.
Their ability and empowerment depends on the team…and head coach.
Meet some of the NFL’s “situational masters”: www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
The ‘situational masters’ who help make the NFL’s most crucial calls
In the hyper-competitive NFL, some teams seek an edge by empowering in-game decision-making consultants, whose help can loom large.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A couple good or bad choices can swing an NFL game.
But the entire game is a long series of decisions mapped out by strategists you’ll never see.
Their ability and empowerment depends on the team…and head coach.
Meet some of the NFL’s “situational masters”: www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
But the entire game is a long series of decisions mapped out by strategists you’ll never see.
Their ability and empowerment depends on the team…and head coach.
Meet some of the NFL’s “situational masters”: www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
There will be no in-season moves for Atlanta’s brass, with a fateful offseason decision looming instead. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Report: Arthur Blank to decide Raheem Morris, Terry Fontenot fates after 2025 season
There will be no in-season moves for Atlanta’s brass, with a fateful offseason decision looming instead.
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December 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There will be no in-season moves for Atlanta’s brass, with a fateful offseason decision looming instead. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
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Appropriate Night Train Lane reaction
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Appropriate Night Train Lane reaction
Did not think this throwaway meme I made years ago would have this kind of staying power but I guess the Falcons have done their part to ensure it
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Did not think this throwaway meme I made years ago would have this kind of staying power but I guess the Falcons have done their part to ensure it
The Falcons gave us plenty of highlight reel moments on Thursday night www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Atlanta Falcons Highlight Reel vs. Buccaneers
The Falcons gave us plenty of highlight reel moments on Thursday night
www.thefalcoholic.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Falcons gave us plenty of highlight reel moments on Thursday night www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Grab bag time!
You've seen all the Kyle Pitts stats, but did you know he also broke his own franchise record for receiving yards by a tight end in a single game?
He had 163 against the Dolphins back in 2021 and 166 last night; Tony Gonzalez is in third with 149 in 2013
You've seen all the Kyle Pitts stats, but did you know he also broke his own franchise record for receiving yards by a tight end in a single game?
He had 163 against the Dolphins back in 2021 and 166 last night; Tony Gonzalez is in third with 149 in 2013
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Grab bag time!
You've seen all the Kyle Pitts stats, but did you know he also broke his own franchise record for receiving yards by a tight end in a single game?
He had 163 against the Dolphins back in 2021 and 166 last night; Tony Gonzalez is in third with 149 in 2013
You've seen all the Kyle Pitts stats, but did you know he also broke his own franchise record for receiving yards by a tight end in a single game?
He had 163 against the Dolphins back in 2021 and 166 last night; Tony Gonzalez is in third with 149 in 2013
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Falcons RB Bijan Robinson apologized for using a homophobic phrase on the “Thursday Night Football Nightcap” show following Atlanta’s win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
"I recognize the mistake and make sure to do better in the future."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
"I recognize the mistake and make sure to do better in the future."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Bijan Robinson apologizes for using homophobic phrase on TNF postgame show
Robinson used the term in response to analyst Richard Sherman's comments on backyard football.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Falcons RB Bijan Robinson apologized for using a homophobic phrase on the “Thursday Night Football Nightcap” show following Atlanta’s win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
"I recognize the mistake and make sure to do better in the future."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
"I recognize the mistake and make sure to do better in the future."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Kyle Pitts has a career night, Kirk Cousins continues to kill the Bucs, and Atlanta squeaks out a divisional win. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Kirk Cousins, Kyle Pitts sink foundering Buccaneers
Kyle Pitts has a career night, Kirk Cousins continues to kill the Bucs, and Atlanta squeaks out a divisional win.
www.thefalcoholic.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Kyle Pitts has a career night, Kirk Cousins continues to kill the Bucs, and Atlanta squeaks out a divisional win. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Nothing has changed in the big picture, but the offense shining and the pass rush cooking made this a fun win. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Falcons refure to walk the Plank in Week 15 snap reactions
Nothing has changed in the big picture, but the offense shining and the pass rush cooking made this a fun win.
www.thefalcoholic.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Nothing has changed in the big picture, but the offense shining and the pass rush cooking made this a fun win. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Per @betweenthenums.bsky.social, Kyle Pitts joins Ja'Marr Chase as the only players to have 10+ receptions, 150+ yards, and 3+ touchdowns in a Thursday night game
Historic, absurd performance
Historic, absurd performance
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Per @betweenthenums.bsky.social, Kyle Pitts joins Ja'Marr Chase as the only players to have 10+ receptions, 150+ yards, and 3+ touchdowns in a Thursday night game
Historic, absurd performance
Historic, absurd performance
Kevin Knight and Tre’Shon Diaz break down one of the strangest and most unlikely victories in Falcons history. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Falcons vs Bucs Week 15 postgame show: Historic comeback victory
Kevin Knight and Tre’Shon Diaz break down one of the strangest and most unlikely victories in Falcons history.
www.thefalcoholic.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Kevin Knight and Tre’Shon Diaz break down one of the strangest and most unlikely victories in Falcons history. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
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Kyle Pitts' career doing the "Hell's Bells" intro for 4.75 years before the song finally kicks in
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Kyle Pitts' career doing the "Hell's Bells" intro for 4.75 years before the song finally kicks in
Atlanta pulls off a weird, very satsifying last second win against Tampa Bay. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
Falcons - Buccaneers TNF instant recap: Holding on, somehow
Atlanta pulls off a weird, very satsifying last second win against Tampa Bay.
www.thefalcoholic.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Atlanta pulls off a weird, very satsifying last second win against Tampa Bay. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...
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Only the Falcons could get smoked by the crummy Dolphins, completely rocked by the Panthers and Bryce Young (twice!), and lose to the Jets and beat the Bucs in primetime in a game where David Sills was their best wide receiver and they set a franchise record for penalties
Love my weird dudes
Love my weird dudes
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Only the Falcons could get smoked by the crummy Dolphins, completely rocked by the Panthers and Bryce Young (twice!), and lose to the Jets and beat the Bucs in primetime in a game where David Sills was their best wide receiver and they set a franchise record for penalties
Love my weird dudes
Love my weird dudes
Two really stupid teams trying to skateboard around the rim of an active volcano for four quarters. The Bucs just wanted to fall in more
I can't believe they won that. I know they did it but my brain is too well-trained to accept it
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Two really stupid teams trying to skateboard around the rim of an active volcano for four quarters. The Bucs just wanted to fall in more
I can't believe they won that. I know they did it but my brain is too well-trained to accept it
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I can't believe they won that. I know they did it but my brain is too well-trained to accept it