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factwalrus.bsky.social
Wisdom from Walrus: A great way to commemorate Indigenous People's Day is to help Indigenous People when disaster strikes.
Alaska got slammed again so if you have a few clams you can chip in, please help.
napaaqtuk.bsky.social
Western Alaska was hit hard by the recent storms. Houses floated away in Kipnuk, houses flipped over, people lost everything from the flooding that came with the storms. Please donate if you can. This group has a long history of supporting AK communities.

alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...
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meanlouise.bsky.social
😂 “Andrew Cuomo doesn’t even go here.” 😂
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote.

zohranfornyc.com/register
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artd.bsky.social
Happy Friday and Fuck ICE from this goofy-ass duck.
a muscovy duck. he has shaggy, slicked back white and black feathers and all sorts of warty knobs and stuff on his bill and face. he is not to be taken seriously
factwalrus.bsky.social
Arigato!
chiitan.love
yes!chiitan is Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
LOVE YOU🤍
factwalrus.bsky.social
mmmm....anxiesomnia cups....
bowlerhatscience.org
you got insomnia in my anxiety!
you got anxiety in my insomnia!
Reese's Anxiety Insomnia Cups™
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tammi.bsky.social
This is even funnier when you know they sound like squeaky dog toys.
mitsubishe.bsky.social
*deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
A llama or similar large brown fuzzy animal stands in a meadow in front of what looks like old ruins or a historic site. The llamas head is thrown back and its entire mouth open in what looks like a scream but might have been a yawn. I downloaded this picture a long time ago and no idea the context or where it came from.
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Marked this Quilted Maple keepsake box with brass inlay down ten bucks so now its just $45. Trying to pool some money for a vet appointment this weekend.

www.galdrecraft.com/product/keep...

(Kuro has been sneezing and I think its b/c of an angry tooth)
(look it up its a thing)
7.95" x 3.5" x 3"

Slide top box with powdered brass inlay of a watchful eye. Also includes part of a 1/32 engraving bit. Its unintentional but its in there. I could have removed the piece of wood it is embedded in and replaced it but honestly I was a little worried the box might get upset if I took its trophy.

Tung Oil finish and beeswax polish. 7.95" x 3.5" x 3"

Slide top box with powdered brass inlay of a watchful eye. Also includes part of a 1/32 engraving bit. Its unintentional but its in there. I could have removed the piece of wood it is embedded in and replaced it but honestly I was a little worried the box might get upset if I took its trophy.

Tung Oil finish and beeswax polish. 7.95" x 3.5" x 3"

Slide top box with powdered brass inlay of a watchful eye. Also includes part of a 1/32 engraving bit. Its unintentional but its in there. I could have removed the piece of wood it is embedded in and replaced it but honestly I was a little worried the box might get upset if I took its trophy.

Tung Oil finish and beeswax polish. 7.95" x 3.5" x 3"

Slide top box with powdered brass inlay of a watchful eye. Also includes part of a 1/32 engraving bit. Its unintentional but its in there. I could have removed the piece of wood it is embedded in and replaced it but honestly I was a little worried the box might get upset if I took its trophy.

Tung Oil finish and beeswax polish.
factwalrus.bsky.social
Not in the Arctic there wasn't.
porter79.bsky.social
Today I learned there was a '70s

" no bra movement"

American History classes don't teach us shit 🤬
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charloh.online
WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?
aplante.com
this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.
a smiley face scrub daddy sponge in the sink in a puddle of bright red beet juice.
factwalrus.bsky.social
looks good to Walrus in that selfie!
factwalrus.bsky.social
ooo... love the mist here.
napaaqtuk.bsky.social
Doomscroll break. Couldn't decide which were the best videos for this, so a short thread of videos from my walk this morning.
factwalrus.bsky.social
Using gifs only, what is the first thing you’d do if you won tomorrow’s $1.8 billion Powerball?
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
I seem to recall an award-bait drama film that demonstrated what happens to Nazis in Chicago.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
"Les Freres Bleu," a 1980 musical drama from lesser-known French New Wave founder Jacques Elwood, about a couple of local Chicago musicians and their struggles with the carceral program and divine callings.
juliusgoat.bsky.social
I seem to recall an award-bait drama film that demonstrated what happens to Nazis in Chicago.
factwalrus.bsky.social
1. Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots.
2. 50 Ways to Leave Your Blubber
3. Summertime
4. the theme from "Flipper"
8. Whiskey c'est mon ami
16. Finlandia
6,7,9,12,19,20,14,22,23,26,30. I am The Walrus by @deadmilkmen.bsky.social
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Man, it's been a minute since I did something silly like this
Image of a text document:

Music Ask

1. A song you like with a color in the title
2. A song you like with a number in the title
3. A song that reminds you of summertime
4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5. A song that needs to be played LOUD
6. A song that makes you want to dance
7. A song to drive to
8. A song about drugs or alcohol
9. A song that makes you happy
10. A song that makes you sad
11. A song that you never get tired of
12. A song from your preteen years
13. One of your favorite 80's songs
14. A song that you would love played at your wedding
15. A song that is a cover by another artist
16. One of your favorite classical songs
17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18. A song from the year that you were born
19. A song that makes you think about life
20. A song that has many meanings to you
21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title
22. A song that moves you forward
23. A song that you think everybody should listen to
24. A song by a band you wish were still together
25. A song by an artist no longer living
26. A song that makes you want to fall in love
27. A song that breaks your heart
28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29. A song that you remember from your childhood
30. A song that reminds you of yourself
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justdanthistime.bsky.social
Nice heights. Be a real shame if someone was to wuther them.
factwalrus.bsky.social
🎶oh oh here she comes,
look out boys,
she'll slurp you up,
oh oh her she comes,
she's a clam-eater!🎶
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elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.