Oftentimes, this is the only way.

The very tired “how old is too old to trick or treat” discourse has begun, so here we go:

If you are dressed up in a costume, come to my door, ring the bell, and say “Trick or Treat,” you are welcome to my candy. I don’t care if you are 17, I don’t care if you are 30, I don’t care if you are 75.

A lot of the time, I feel the more reasonable reads of dreams are simply taking away the literal situations they present and instead paying attention to the underlying effects. Here, I’d say that, somewhere inside (known or not), you feel a sense of being unstable, and you can’t find rest from it.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOO THIS MAN!

Always makes me think of this guy.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

The worst thing we can do at this moment is be cynical.

Re: the listener’s message about the hick voice being used for a Christian, here’s the clip in question.

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

Just had a thought: would immunity for presidential duties apply here?

If Kelvin Gemstone can do it without wheels, so can this turd.

It’s just pure joy of sound.

Tim Walz: "I've been telling people since January it's going to get worse before it gets better, but it is going to come to an end. History is not going to be kind to these people. History is going to remember them for what they're trying to do. It's not what they're going to get done."

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

(Jerry Lewis voice): GROYPERS

Marking it now, “The president is in mourning for his friend” is going to be the reasoning Republicans use for why Democrats must drop the Epstein inquiry.

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

Finally getting on the spike bandwagon. Idk why it took so long. 🙄

Getting photos of some new earrings. It took Snoot so long to get those arranged correctly, the red one just gave him so much trouble. 😂

I never thought I'd recognize a freaking rattlesnake sign from someone else's photos but here we are. 😂 The rest stops in New Mexico are so interesting! I really liked that one the couple times I've been.

We have one and love it and can confirm. 😂

Guess not.