Seán Bartz
@excitedstate.bsky.social
"processed and preserved cheese" or as I call it, "cheese"
Bluesky repliers really can manage to be annoying about anything
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"processed and preserved cheese" or as I call it, "cheese"
Elite universities falling for the Nigerian prince scam of "you send me some money so I can send you more"
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Elite universities falling for the Nigerian prince scam of "you send me some money so I can send you more"
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‘Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?’
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
‘Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?’
Post "Yum" in the comments for my Thanksgiving leftover recipe
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Post "Yum" in the comments for my Thanksgiving leftover recipe
Who up spatchcocking they turkey
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Who up spatchcocking they turkey
Fired for being cool
"The adjunct faculty member in the political science department invited undergraduate students to bring alcohol to class for end-of-semester student presentations. The adjunct faculty member drank with the undergraduates, which were in a 400-level course — meaning an upper level of undergraduate"
GMU lecturer fired for drinking in class with undergrads, sources say
An adjunct faculty member at George Mason University was fired after openly drinking alcohol with undergraduate students in class last week, sources tell News4.
www.nbcwashington.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Fired for being cool
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dudes rock
Neighbors Matt Barber, Anthony Masucci, and Frederick Stahl have taken responsibility for their South Philly block’s cleanliness into their own hands.
When brooms weren’t enough to keep their kids safe from broken glass and debris, they got ingenious with it.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/columnists/k...
When brooms weren’t enough to keep their kids safe from broken glass and debris, they got ingenious with it.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/columnists/k...
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
dudes rock
How can you put Kool and the Gang on a zoo float and NOT have them play Jungle Boogie
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
How can you put Kool and the Gang on a zoo float and NOT have them play Jungle Boogie
What are thoooose?
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What are thoooose?
The twist is it was all a dream
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The twist is it was all a dream
If you need to secularize a Christmas song, just swap "Lord Jesus" for "gorditas"
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If you need to secularize a Christmas song, just swap "Lord Jesus" for "gorditas"
Champagnies for my real friends, and real pennies for my sham friends
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Champagnies for my real friends, and real pennies for my sham friends
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
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TODAY IS DB COOPER DAY
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
TODAY IS DB COOPER DAY
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You come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s Toyotathon
November 16, 2024 at 11:41 PM
You come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s Toyotathon
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Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
We love to let people talk who like to talk, don't we folks?
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We love to let people talk who like to talk, don't we folks?
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
If you're Team Real Tree, then the Krinner Tree Genie is worth every penny
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you're Team Real Tree, then the Krinner Tree Genie is worth every penny
Why is my Honda dealer inviting me to a key party?
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why is my Honda dealer inviting me to a key party?
Two great soccer players, or one great dancer
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Two great soccer players, or one great dancer
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to