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Feminist. Writer. Camper. Pythoner. Neurospicy. From an Actual Small Town. Unironically described as 'feisty.' Will yell about baseball, football, comfort tv, food, and various other distractions.
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All of my heroines have resting bitch face.
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This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
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The thing I try to explain the most to those who don’t live here is that the Nuzzis of the world live in Washington (the place that deserves your ire) and the rest of us live in D.C., a collection of diverse, mostly quiet, walkable residential neighborhoods with no federal representation
I live in DC. You think “official Washington” didn’t care what Trump administration 2 was likely to do?
Talk to someone who works at NIH. Or State. Or CFPB. Or DOJ. They all knew what was at stake. They were all scared + furious.
And reporters like Nuzzi saw none of it because they didn’t care.
Talk to someone who works at NIH. Or State. Or CFPB. Or DOJ. They all knew what was at stake. They were all scared + furious.
And reporters like Nuzzi saw none of it because they didn’t care.
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The thing I try to explain the most to those who don’t live here is that the Nuzzis of the world live in Washington (the place that deserves your ire) and the rest of us live in D.C., a collection of diverse, mostly quiet, walkable residential neighborhoods with no federal representation
Two nights in a row with fucked up, vivid nightmares for no apparent reason
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Two nights in a row with fucked up, vivid nightmares for no apparent reason
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Week 1 of the Malört advent calendar is complete. You’re not gonna believe this
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Week 1 of the Malört advent calendar is complete. You’re not gonna believe this
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Not that anyone gives a shit about hypocrisy anymore on the right, but if you applied this same sort of reasoning to the Second Amendment you could confiscate any gun more advanced than a flintlock musket
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Not that anyone gives a shit about hypocrisy anymore on the right, but if you applied this same sort of reasoning to the Second Amendment you could confiscate any gun more advanced than a flintlock musket
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CFB selection committee was like no sport will beclown itself more today. Baseball said Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
CFB selection committee was like no sport will beclown itself more today. Baseball said Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
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Look, if you thought Marcus freeman would ever agree to playing in one of the gimmicky bowls that’s on you
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Look, if you thought Marcus freeman would ever agree to playing in one of the gimmicky bowls that’s on you
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Good, part of fucking around is the inevitable finding out, tell em to choke
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Good, part of fucking around is the inevitable finding out, tell em to choke
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Worth a read. It's wild to me how far American society has regressed with respect to accepting transgender people, cross-dressing, gender-bending, etc. You couldn't turn on a TV, watch a movie or read a culture magazine in the 80s without seeing positive depictions.
We're all boiled frogs.
We're all boiled frogs.
A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Worth a read. It's wild to me how far American society has regressed with respect to accepting transgender people, cross-dressing, gender-bending, etc. You couldn't turn on a TV, watch a movie or read a culture magazine in the 80s without seeing positive depictions.
We're all boiled frogs.
We're all boiled frogs.
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Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
Alt: thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
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December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK IS HERE
GOD LOVES INDIANA FOOTBALL
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GOD LOVES INDIANA FOOTBALL
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STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/FtQNWY...
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December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
FULLCAST AFTER DARK IS HERE
GOD LOVES INDIANA FOOTBALL
LINKEDIN: www.linkedin.com/events/fullc...
TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/EDSBS
STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/FtQNWY...
GOD LOVES INDIANA FOOTBALL
LINKEDIN: www.linkedin.com/events/fullc...
TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/EDSBS
STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/FtQNWY...
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the happiest man in the world
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the happiest man in the world
lmao these Fox music choices...
hurt so good.... CMON BABY MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD
hurt so good.... CMON BABY MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
lmao these Fox music choices...
hurt so good.... CMON BABY MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD
hurt so good.... CMON BABY MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD
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Man, the last team that beat Indiana must be pretty good.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Man, the last team that beat Indiana must be pretty good.
THE PEOPLE THIRST FOR #1 INDIANA FOOTBALL HOOSIERS
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
THE PEOPLE THIRST FOR #1 INDIANA FOOTBALL HOOSIERS
and Cignetti looks like he just caught his kid sneaking in after curfew lmao
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
and Cignetti looks like he just caught his kid sneaking in after curfew lmao
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Mendoza...phew what a player
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Mendoza...phew what a player
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Football karma delivers. You cannot earn points by calling such a shitty double pass play and get bailed out by a penalty.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Football karma delivers. You cannot earn points by calling such a shitty double pass play and get bailed out by a penalty.
OHHH FUCK HE MISSED THE FG!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
OHHH FUCK HE MISSED THE FG!!!!
Hoosier defense baybeeee
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hoosier defense baybeeee
Cignetti might actually blast off from the earth's surface soon
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Cignetti might actually blast off from the earth's surface soon