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writes haunted sf at evanforman.com
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
June 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"To claim that Bluesky is decentralized or federated in its current form moves the goalposts of both of those terms … However, "credible exit" is a reasonable term to describe what Bluesky is aiming for."

dustycloud.org/blog/how-dec...
How decentralized is Bluesky really? -- Dustycloud Brainstorms
dustycloud.org
January 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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i really do think a not insignificant drag on general literacy is the way that trying to read anything longer than a single blurb results in browsers (*especially* mobile ones) absolutely imploding, thanks to draggy designs and overwhelming ads
December 3, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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no better evidence that we’ve got a couple trillion-dollar squatters holding the internet back than the fact that a company with 20 employees can make a better platform than Meta
Bluesky has 'em shook
November 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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The best line in the greatest show in the history of TV. this to me is cinéma..... #Hannibal
August 11, 2024 at 7:50 AM
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Today's Front Page: bit.ly/46fWKaz
July 21, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Forever in search of a vibe too unsettling for the sf crowd, not transgressive enough for the horror scene, and too avant-garde for either
June 29, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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OMG.
July 10, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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ME: I'm restaurant-pilled. I'm fully ketchuped up. I'm frenchfrymaxxing.
FIRST DATE: Okay. Sure, this place is pretty good.
ME: (under my breath) I'm The Burger Enjoyer.
June 27, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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ok but this kicks ass. imagine being suicidally depressed here. it would rule
Owned by the guy that founded Oakley and the interior looks like the inside of an Amtrak train bathroom. Motherfucker loves rivets I guess. Super Mario Bros: The Movie ass house.
June 29, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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Typebar Magazine Issue 2 is now free to the public. Nine incredible essays ranging from the useless malice of 2000s nostalgia to French sociology's relationship with Neopets. All free! FREE!

www.typebarmagazine.com
Typebar Magazine
An interesting thing to read on the internet.
www.typebarmagazine.com
June 28, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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We've finally caught on to the fact that social media is in its death throes and got a newsletter!

We're gonna bombard you with so many fucking emails you have no idea. Sign up here!
Seize The Press Newsletter
Anticapitalist magazine of dark fantasy, bleak science fiction, and unsettling horror. Here for a bad time.
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June 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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you can taste their excitement
June 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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this is what the S stands for
Behold, the Cool S Sword.
June 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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FYI everyone we now have a cheaper tier for a basic subscription to the mag! I'm generally pretty shit at plugging subscriptions, so if this tempts you, you can do so here 👇

www.patreon.com/seizethepress
May 30, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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DMs on Bluesky will not be "end-to-end encrypted" until we are able to do some more protocol work.

We have very careful access controls within our systems.

If you're extremely privacy conscious, I'd recommend using Bluesky DMs to share your Signal accounts!
May 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Under enshittification, "Tear Here" is no longer a useful food packaging opening suggestion but a spiteful taunt, an impossible dare
May 16, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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On Zero COVID Twitter it's been 2020 for the last four years
March 12, 2024 at 1:19 AM