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the dread pirate eustace
@eustace.justshootme.ca
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eustace.justshootme.ca
An apiary and seller of fermented honey, called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Meads.
eustace.justshootme.ca the dread pirate eustace @eustace.justshootme.ca · 6h
A street gang that beats the absolute living shit out of people, called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Bleeds.
eviljoy36.bsky.social Bee (They/Them) @eviljoy36.bsky.social · 7h
A Bluesky account that angry posts at lenth, called Maslow's Heirarchy of Screeds.
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
eustace.justshootme.ca
A street gang that beats the absolute living shit out of people, called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Bleeds.
eviljoy36.bsky.social Bee (They/Them) @eviljoy36.bsky.social · 7h
A Bluesky account that angry posts at lenth, called Maslow's Heirarchy of Screeds.
paigetrnr.bsky.social New Year Same Paige 🏳️‍🌈 @paigetrnr.bsky.social · 8h
A high end English fashion store called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Tweeds
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
eustace.justshootme.ca
I’ve been going through this chain and a bunch of the replies and I’ma have to fight some motherfuckers.
brainchain.ca Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 6h
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand

Machine Gun Kelly
Pat Boone
Amy Grant
Peter Cetera
W.A.S.P.
gambolloch.bsky.social gambolloch @gambolloch.bsky.social · 7h
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Old Crow Medicine Show
2. Kiss
3. The Clash
4. Geese
5. Pavement
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
eustace.justshootme.ca
He’s gonna be dragged off in shackles, red-faced and screaming “I’m still a fucking PRIIIINNNCCE!”
scotnational.bsky.social The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 19h
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
eustace.justshootme.ca
I’m waiting for the fraggle metalcore and fraggle punk album drops.
jcsalterego.bsky.social Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15h
fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
eustace.justshootme.ca
Watched Alien at too impressionable an age and now I can only get off with a xenomorph.
adrew.dadguy.help da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.help · 17h
Watched Fifth Element at too impressionable an age and now I can only get off with a Multipass.
valleyguitarist.bsky.social Lee Harvey (non-Oswald) @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 21h
Watched Total Recall at too impressionable an age and now I can only get off if a woman has three tits.
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
eustace.justshootme.ca
Blade Runner is a pretty obvious answer to this question.
Movie poster for Blade Runner. It features drawings of Harrison Ford as Rick Deckard. He carries a gun raised beside his head. Sean Young as Rachel smokes a cigarette. Below them, a depiction of a few buildings in a futuristic Los Angeles from above.
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
eustace.justshootme.ca
You know, y’all should build me a playlist, one song/artist at a time. Not a whole album, ‘cause that’s just weird.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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porneia.neocities.org
really need the emergency fund filled because it also allows me to afford a deposit if anyone is able to help me afford a motel on a given day.

0/100 emergency fund
0/100 motel
0/20 food

still need about $220 a day in an ideal world, until the emergency fund is filled ($153/1000)
porneia.neocities.org miu. in AZ. safety fund ($175/1000) @porneia.neocities.org · 4d
mutual aid request for unhoused transfolk:

recently took a train to get out of the brutal cold in the midwest.
I am currently homeless here, and could some aid.

After having to access emergency expenses due to travel delays, i have 509/1000 for my safety fund.

💸💕

ca:pp: $miusoph
Miu in a black cap withred cat-ears adorned with mascara and eyeshadow and light lipstick in a burgundy turtle-neck that has gold sparkles and a soft red hoodie at a cafe with a house plant (small tropical tree) in the background.
February 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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cypheroftyr.bsky.social
It's #BlackHistoryMonth and I want to use that follower count for some good today. If you are a Black creative, QRP with your links.

Note: this one is for Black folks to share their work. Not self appointed allies and performative list making of Black folks to follow & support UwU!
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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imp3tuz.blacksky.app
Heyoo, I'm an indie game developer, artist, and film maker. Currently looking for work and to meet other cool artists 💖

Game Dev Showreel: youtu.be/6uA03LSF_JM
Itch Page: imp3tuz.itch.io
Short Films: makertube.net/c/minx_4u/vi...
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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jayjustice.net
Hey y'all, I'm a Black narrative designer, writer, editor & consultant who was impacted by layoffs last year. I'm available for immediate work in comics, books and games!
Website: www.jayjustice.net
LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/jay-justi...
Direct Support: ko-fi.com/thatjayjustice
Jay sitting at her computer wearing a black t-shirt that says "Keep Playing" in rainbow letters, in front of shelves full of queer art, a Wonder Woman costume and several Pride flags Some of the games I've worked on: Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms, Read Only Memories: Neurodiver, Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
eustace.justshootme.ca
My Great Canadian Novel is going to begin with this sentence: "The dog has shit on the living room carpet this morning."
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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fictionaddict.bsky.social
Need $300 by today to deal with internet bills, and some things we owe. Please, it's urgent, and thank you.

#FundFriday #MutualAid #MABoost #CrowdFund #HelpSky #FundSky #promosky #bsky #signalboost #help #urgent #bills #HelpFolksLive

www.gofundme.com/f/gall-stone...
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
eustace.justshootme.ca
forget college classes, tell me the five best vegetables:

Potato. SWEET potato. Cassava. Garlic (it’s a vegetable!). Onion.
eviljoy36.bsky.social Bee (They/Them) @eviljoy36.bsky.social · 3d
forget college classes, tell me the five best vegetables:

Onion, carrot, celery, pumpkin, zucchini.
majima.club Punished Cat Guy (The Ghost of Glenn Shadix) @majima.club · 3d
forget college classes, tell me the five best vegetables:

Carrot, butter lettuce, cucumber, corn, yam
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
eustace.justshootme.ca
Apparently all is still right with the world 🤷🏾‍♂️
jcsalterego.bsky.social Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3d
waow mike got a second blue check faster than some have gotten their first
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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ellespeaks.bsky.social
$72 left for Jan due tonight❗

1 med left + food
Still in med withdrawl over this and need food especially as a diabetic

Any help is life saving
ty so much!

V venmo.com/d_fay
P paypal.me/peach77
K ko-fi.com/ellespeaks

#mutualaid #mav #disabled #helpfolkslive2026 #helpsky #fundsky #MAboost #queer
February 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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shengokai.blacksky.app
Since I am WAY late to fund me Friday, I'm going to keep this up through the weekend.

In honor of Link who remains unjustly banned, I am doing Fund Me Friday. Drop your links in this thread and let’s get some needs met!
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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aubiv.bsky.social
#MutualAid
#helpSky
#Transhelp
🆘️🆘️🆘️
I'm begging for help. I can't endure another day on the streets with the abuse, humiliation, hunger, and cold. Transphobic people treat me terribly. I urgently need help to rent a room for $560. Please help me with whatever you can. 🙏 paypal.me/AubelVM
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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kswriteshere.bsky.social
Hi! Thank you for this #FundFriday thread.

Raising for February shelter and basic things.

I'm nearly at 20% as of this morning.

All is appreciated toward uplifting and meeting this goal.

#helpsky
#helpfolkslive2026
#mutualaid
#disability
💕💸
#BlackMutualaid

OP: bsky.app/profile/kswr...
kswriteshere.bsky.social KSWriteshere 🍉♊ @kswriteshere.bsky.social · 4d
Good morning, Pawz! TYSM for the space.

Raising for February basic living costs like shelter and such.

Every effort to uplift and meet is appreciated.

All ways to bless: linktr.ee/khernandez

OP: bsky.app/profile/kswr...
January 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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bohemiamountain.bsky.social
This has been a long slog through a year filled with so many horrible disasters everywhere. Only 12% to go! 56 weeks I’ve been asking. I just want to get back to helping my community & move forward. If you can help or SHARE I’d really appreciate it. I know we can reach 100%!

gofund.me/a83be210b
Donate to Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire., organized by Matt O'Brien
As a member of the Altadena community for over a decade, I’m absolutely dev… Matt O'Brien needs your support for Help Matt replace tools burned in Eaton fire.
gofund.me
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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brittbutatwhatcost.bsky.social
This is needed tomorrow (1/30) by 10am.

Meanwhile it’s been stalled for 8 hours while still less than halfway to completion.

Why am I punished each week? Is this funny? Entertaining?

linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #FundSky #MutualAidVoid #PWD #MARequest
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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ghostlyelecbogaloo.bsky.social
Please help support a black disabled household in need!

They have rent due on Sunday and over $600 in utilities at risk of shut off!

ca/ven/ko-fi: memwho
pp: xomemereytwod

bsky.app/profile/ghos...
ghostlyelecbogaloo.bsky.social Ghostly 2: Electric Boogaloo @ghostlyelecbogaloo.bsky.social · 4d
~$1K rent due on Sunday
~$200+ for sustainable groceries that will last a week
~$350 to clean hazardous, unkempt home that is impacting households health
~$600+ utilities at risk of shut off
~$75/day for meals for 2

Food and groceries are needed, as well as rent due on sunday.

linktr.ee/torqu111
ca/ven: memwho | pp: xomemereytwod HELP THEM KEEP THEIR HOME! $1,000 RENT DUE 2/1/26 their rent is due Feb 1st and if they cannot pay it on time they will be at greater risk of eviction. if they are evicted - they won't have a house to clean, to put it very simply. they will not have a place to go because they do not have a car. two black, disabled, immunocompromised people with ME/CFS & LC & their two cats will be homeless and unsheltered if we cannot raise the fvnds to pay this bill. ca/ven: memwho | pp: xomemereytwod OTHER LIFE SUSTAINING SUPPLIES some things that i did not mention but they urgently need/suffer from are: • chronic food insecurity • need cleaning/disinfectant supplies • need cutlery, bowls, cups, paper towels • need cat supplies • access to a doctor to re-prescribe the blood pressure medication they are on • access to gynecological care • need winter clothes - their house is not properly insulated and it is very cold inside. they also have to step outside into the cold to do their laundry • a used car would allow them more autonomy and safety + more reliable access to food and health care DISABLED PEOPLE DESERVE CLEAN HOMES TOO! PLEASE HELP THEM AFFORD CLEANERS! TWO BLACK, AUDHD, SEVERELY DISABLED, IMMUNOCOMPROMISED PEOPLE MUST HAVE THEIR HOME PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THERE IS A LOT OF WORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE THAT TWO SEVERELY DISABLED PEOPLE CANNOT DO ALONE! PLEASE HELP! CA/VEN: MEMWHO PAY: XOMEMEREYTWOD
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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porneia.neocities.org
mutual aid request for unhoused transfolk:

recently took a train to get out of the brutal cold in the midwest.
I am currently homeless here, and could some aid.

After having to access emergency expenses due to travel delays, i have 509/1000 for my safety fund.

💸💕

ca:pp: $miusoph
Miu in a black cap withred cat-ears adorned with mascara and eyeshadow and light lipstick in a burgundy turtle-neck that has gold sparkles and a soft red hoodie at a cafe with a house plant (small tropical tree) in the background.
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
eustace.justshootme.ca
What? WHAT??
Catherine O’Hara dead at 71: reports
Canadian American actor Catherine O’Hara has died at age 71, according to multiple reports.
www.ctvnews.ca
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 PM