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@ethanhunter.bsky.social
I wrote the movies "For Catherine" and "Suicide for Beginners" now on Amazon Prime, Roku channel, and Tubi. Co-host of Joy Bomb Trivia podcast. In a long-term abusive relationship with the Boston Red Sox. I really like my dogs and my cat. He/Him
Full throttle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Free Agent spending so far this offseason:
Blue Jays - $277m
Orioles - $185.1m
Rays - $25.5m
Yankees - $24.5m
Red Sox - $0m
Blue Jays - $277m
Orioles - $185.1m
Rays - $25.5m
Yankees - $24.5m
Red Sox - $0m
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Full throttle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Red Sox may hate me deeply and personally, but Wally still gets pride of place on the Christmas tree.
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The Red Sox may hate me deeply and personally, but Wally still gets pride of place on the Christmas tree.
I'm sorry, but I just don't care if it's cake.
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm sorry, but I just don't care if it's cake.
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The administration is quite literally breaking all the laws of God and man to destroy Kilmar Abrego Garcia as an example to everyone.
His freedom is our freedom.
His freedom is our freedom.
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The administration is quite literally breaking all the laws of God and man to destroy Kilmar Abrego Garcia as an example to everyone.
His freedom is our freedom.
His freedom is our freedom.
Disney clearly did not learn the Mythic Quest "Time To Penis" (TTP) lesson.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Disney clearly did not learn the Mythic Quest "Time To Penis" (TTP) lesson.
Breslow is gonna have chat gpt spit out the wildest corporate doublespeak essay of all time about this is actually amazing for us.
After the Alonso signing update, here's fangraphs' ranking of position players talent in the AL East by projected war.
1. 29.7 Yankees
3. 28.9 Orioles
5. 27.4 Blue Jays
20. 22.1 Rays
22. 21.6 Red Sox
1. 29.7 Yankees
3. 28.9 Orioles
5. 27.4 Blue Jays
20. 22.1 Rays
22. 21.6 Red Sox
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Breslow is gonna have chat gpt spit out the wildest corporate doublespeak essay of all time about this is actually amazing for us.
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I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.
I'm laying down my marker: This is that guy's last christmas. He looks like shit. He sounds like shit. His body is just tired of being such a garbage little turd and is giving up. This is his last one. Hope he has a terrible time.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm laying down my marker: This is that guy's last christmas. He looks like shit. He sounds like shit. His body is just tired of being such a garbage little turd and is giving up. This is his last one. Hope he has a terrible time.
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Venezuela's just the first of many, and they're hoping other places will just fold instead of getting into a protracted air and ground war after this one.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Venezuela's just the first of many, and they're hoping other places will just fold instead of getting into a protracted air and ground war after this one.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.
The Red Sox really needed Alonso or Schwarber & of course did jack shit. There's no real path to more power that I see for them now other than prayer & wandering the beach looking for genies in bottles.
They'll almost certainly panic now, give Bregman 700 mil, & he'll stub his toe and die in week 3
They'll almost certainly panic now, give Bregman 700 mil, & he'll stub his toe and die in week 3
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Red Sox really needed Alonso or Schwarber & of course did jack shit. There's no real path to more power that I see for them now other than prayer & wandering the beach looking for genies in bottles.
They'll almost certainly panic now, give Bregman 700 mil, & he'll stub his toe and die in week 3
They'll almost certainly panic now, give Bregman 700 mil, & he'll stub his toe and die in week 3
You'll never go broke betting on the Sox to do fuckall while their rivals get better
I agree that Alonso is the better fit overall for the Red Sox than Schwarber for a number of reasons. But I just like Schwarber more, man. Good vibes off that dude!
However, since both would expect to be paid money to play baseball, it's a bit silly to think the Sox will sign either one.
However, since both would expect to be paid money to play baseball, it's a bit silly to think the Sox will sign either one.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You'll never go broke betting on the Sox to do fuckall while their rivals get better
As ever, I like bad things happening to the Mets. But I don't love being in the same Division as this guy, now.
Excited for the Sox to continue going full throttle!
Excited for the Sox to continue going full throttle!
BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles and Pete Alonso have agreed to a five-year, $155M contract, a source confirms to @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social.
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
As ever, I like bad things happening to the Mets. But I don't love being in the same Division as this guy, now.
Excited for the Sox to continue going full throttle!
Excited for the Sox to continue going full throttle!
The Red Sox showed great interest, though, right?
Mercy.
Mercy.
🚨 Pete Alonso has signed with the Orioles for 5 years, $155 million, per Jeff Passan
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Red Sox showed great interest, though, right?
Mercy.
Mercy.
People are so amazingly weird.
If this trend happened I was a baby, those two digits would have been hanged for be satanic or something.
If this trend happened I was a baby, those two digits would have been hanged for be satanic or something.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
People are so amazingly weird.
If this trend happened I was a baby, those two digits would have been hanged for be satanic or something.
If this trend happened I was a baby, those two digits would have been hanged for be satanic or something.
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OBVIOUSLY do not use AI, at all. AT ALL, for anything. I don’t wanna hear about the theoretical good version, it’s not what they’re pushing on us. The absolute worst people in the world have gone all in on this shit, and it needs to be starved out as much as possible. AI: not even once!
Sec. Hegseth rolled out the U.S. military’s new AI platform, GenAi.Mil, with a link to an empty website. trib.al/tbCJAkT
Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
OBVIOUSLY do not use AI, at all. AT ALL, for anything. I don’t wanna hear about the theoretical good version, it’s not what they’re pushing on us. The absolute worst people in the world have gone all in on this shit, and it needs to be starved out as much as possible. AI: not even once!
I gotta say, just judging by his face: this fuckin' tracks.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I gotta say, just judging by his face: this fuckin' tracks.
The Chris Sale trade should be studied in every school in the world. We traded Sale for this guy AND paid Sale’s Salary for him to win a Cy Young. Amazing shit.
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Chris Sale trade should be studied in every school in the world. We traded Sale for this guy AND paid Sale’s Salary for him to win a Cy Young. Amazing shit.
The Hot Stove is heating up and everyone is beating the shit out of Fallon again. It really is Christmas!
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Hot Stove is heating up and everyone is beating the shit out of Fallon again. It really is Christmas!
I like things that are bad for the Mets and dislike things that are good for the dodgers, so this Diaz situation is a bit tricky. Please respect my privacy at this time.
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I like things that are bad for the Mets and dislike things that are good for the dodgers, so this Diaz situation is a bit tricky. Please respect my privacy at this time.
Well. That settles that. Makes the most sense. Though I had some small hope we’d see him back in Boston.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Well. That settles that. Makes the most sense. Though I had some small hope we’d see him back in Boston.
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ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
I have absolutely no beef with the Pirates, but can’t Schwarber who is already bananas rich get pretty much the same offer from half a dozen clubs that aren’t where baseball dreams go to die?
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I have absolutely no beef with the Pirates, but can’t Schwarber who is already bananas rich get pretty much the same offer from half a dozen clubs that aren’t where baseball dreams go to die?
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This moment will not last and the important thing now is to figure out how we can build a better system/society. Central to that is making sure everyone from the top to the bottom is brought to actual justice.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This moment will not last and the important thing now is to figure out how we can build a better system/society. Central to that is making sure everyone from the top to the bottom is brought to actual justice.
The best reason to purchase anything is to see Biscuit sit in the box.
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The best reason to purchase anything is to see Biscuit sit in the box.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair