Eric Woolfe (He/Him)
@ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Itinerant showman, celebrated impresario of Toronto's most renowned flea circus, and purveyor of the ghoulish and uncanny. Director of the Uncanny at Eldritch Theatre.
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"Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice." -Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Dear America,
Our leader wrote his own speech.
I see yours did too.
Our leader wrote his own speech.
I see yours did too.
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Dear America,
Our leader wrote his own speech.
I see yours did too.
Our leader wrote his own speech.
I see yours did too.
BREAKING: Trump invites Vlad the Impaler to join his Board For Peace.
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
BREAKING: Trump invites Vlad the Impaler to join his Board For Peace.
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Called it.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Called it.
The craziest thing about all of this is that it has become clear no one in the White House knows the difference between Norway and Denmark.
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The craziest thing about all of this is that it has become clear no one in the White House knows the difference between Norway and Denmark.
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Dear USA
Because you have failed to award me People's Sexiest Man of the Year, in spite of me being sexy 8 times, I have given up on sexiness and I am going to invade Atlantic Monthly.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
EU to hold emergency summit on...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/g...
Because you have failed to award me People's Sexiest Man of the Year, in spite of me being sexy 8 times, I have given up on sexiness and I am going to invade Atlantic Monthly.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
EU to hold emergency summit on...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/g...
EU to hold emergency summit on Trump's tariff threat over Greenland | CBC News
European Union leaders will convene in Brussels on Thursday for an emergency summit following U.S. President Donald Trump's threats to impose new tariffs on several EU countries related to his ...
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January 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Dear USA
Because you have failed to award me People's Sexiest Man of the Year, in spite of me being sexy 8 times, I have given up on sexiness and I am going to invade Atlantic Monthly.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
EU to hold emergency summit on...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/g...
Because you have failed to award me People's Sexiest Man of the Year, in spite of me being sexy 8 times, I have given up on sexiness and I am going to invade Atlantic Monthly.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
EU to hold emergency summit on...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/g...
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Canada will do the right thing. We will defend democratic allies from the threats of gangster nations. Either the United States gets Trump in hand or this will go to the next level.
Canada - Greenland - Denmark: lands that are true, north, strong, free.
Canada - Greenland - Denmark: lands that are true, north, strong, free.
January 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Canada will do the right thing. We will defend democratic allies from the threats of gangster nations. Either the United States gets Trump in hand or this will go to the next level.
Canada - Greenland - Denmark: lands that are true, north, strong, free.
Canada - Greenland - Denmark: lands that are true, north, strong, free.
I went to elementary school in the 1970s. I dealt with bullies. The proper response from the sane members of NATO is, "If the US invades Greenland we will carpet bomb Washington."
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I went to elementary school in the 1970s. I dealt with bullies. The proper response from the sane members of NATO is, "If the US invades Greenland we will carpet bomb Washington."
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Canada has the opportunity to help create a global tech landscape that isn’t dominated by US oligarchs.
That won’t happen if our political leaders refuse to quit toxic platforms like Twitter. What are they waiting for? #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/12/o...
That won’t happen if our political leaders refuse to quit toxic platforms like Twitter. What are they waiting for? #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/12/o...
Twitter is a litmus test for Canada
With Twitter, the medium really is the message — one that should be clearly unacceptable for our elected officials and political leaders.
www.nationalobserver.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Canada has the opportunity to help create a global tech landscape that isn’t dominated by US oligarchs.
That won’t happen if our political leaders refuse to quit toxic platforms like Twitter. What are they waiting for? #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/12/o...
That won’t happen if our political leaders refuse to quit toxic platforms like Twitter. What are they waiting for? #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/12/o...
Let's abolish American ownership of Canadian media outlets while we are at it...
Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
January 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Let's abolish American ownership of Canadian media outlets while we are at it...
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Don't allow Canadian news organizations to pretend this kind of behaviour is normal or acceptable.
Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Don't allow Canadian news organizations to pretend this kind of behaviour is normal or acceptable.
It's okey, dude. I'm not mad at you.
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
It's okey, dude. I'm not mad at you.
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Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.
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It is at this point the USA fixes itself or falls.
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
www.404media.co
January 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It is at this point the USA fixes itself or falls.
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i just don't think you get to say "America wants our land, our resources, our water, our country. But these are not idle threats. President Trump is trying to break us so that America can own us. That will never, that will never ever happen" in your election speech and then say stuff like this
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney clarifies position on the United States using military force to annex Greenland:
"We stand with Denmark, we stand with Greenland, our closest partnership is with the United States, and we'll work with everybody to make sure we move forward together"
"We stand with Denmark, we stand with Greenland, our closest partnership is with the United States, and we'll work with everybody to make sure we move forward together"
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
i just don't think you get to say "America wants our land, our resources, our water, our country. But these are not idle threats. President Trump is trying to break us so that America can own us. That will never, that will never ever happen" in your election speech and then say stuff like this
I don't know much about geopolitics, but I went to elementary school in the 1970s and 80s, and I can say with certainty that the kids who constantly threatened to beat up their friends eventually had a very hard time when we played dodgeball in gym.
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I don't know much about geopolitics, but I went to elementary school in the 1970s and 80s, and I can say with certainty that the kids who constantly threatened to beat up their friends eventually had a very hard time when we played dodgeball in gym.
I'm not saying this was poorly planned, but Cheeto Hitler put more thought into his takeover of the Kennedy Centre than he did his invasion of Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I'm not saying this was poorly planned, but Cheeto Hitler put more thought into his takeover of the Kennedy Centre than he did his invasion of Venezuela.
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TRUMP: "I'm going to run Venezuela."
Oh, honey . . . you can't even run the Kennedy Center.
Oh, honey . . . you can't even run the Kennedy Center.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
TRUMP: "I'm going to run Venezuela."
Oh, honey . . . you can't even run the Kennedy Center.
Oh, honey . . . you can't even run the Kennedy Center.
"Run Venezuela" how... exactly?
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
"Run Venezuela" how... exactly?
So... Greenland next? Then Canada? Is that where this is going?
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
So... Greenland next? Then Canada? Is that where this is going?
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Since he isn’t, now’s as good a time as any:
Tom Lehrer - Send the Marines
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
m.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Since he isn’t, now’s as good a time as any:
For the record, I am on team Matthew Lillard.
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
For the record, I am on team Matthew Lillard.
So... there will be no more George Romero movies, and no more David Lynch movies, and no more Stuart Gordon movies... and now no more Rob Reiner movies. And some how we are supposed to keep going? How?
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So... there will be no more George Romero movies, and no more David Lynch movies, and no more Stuart Gordon movies... and now no more Rob Reiner movies. And some how we are supposed to keep going? How?
If you see only one Flea-performed Holiday Circus Extravaganza this Yuletide season... This is it!
Toronto: Buster Canfield & His Industrious Fleas -- Yuletide Edition [Dec 20 - 21]
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Toronto: Buster Canfield & His Industrious Fleas -- Yuletide Edition [Dec 20 - 21]
Tickets at Ticketscene.ca From the Eldritch Theatre Facebook event " Buster Canfield’s Circus of Industrious Fleas -- Yuletide Edition "...
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December 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If you see only one Flea-performed Holiday Circus Extravaganza this Yuletide season... This is it!
Hi everyone.
GenX here.
We've taken a vote and decided to disown Quentin Tarantino. He isn't ours anymore. He's a Boomer now.
As you were.
GenX here.
We've taken a vote and decided to disown Quentin Tarantino. He isn't ours anymore. He's a Boomer now.
As you were.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Hi everyone.
GenX here.
We've taken a vote and decided to disown Quentin Tarantino. He isn't ours anymore. He's a Boomer now.
As you were.
GenX here.
We've taken a vote and decided to disown Quentin Tarantino. He isn't ours anymore. He's a Boomer now.
As you were.