Eric Woolfe (He/Him)
@ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Itinerant showman, celebrated impresario of Toronto's most renowned flea circus, and purveyor of the ghoulish and uncanny. Director of the Uncanny at Eldritch Theatre.
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"Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice." -Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Work may include not sellingn out our allies for a bad real estate deal...
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Work may include not sellingn out our allies for a bad real estate deal...
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JD Vance, like Pete Hoekstra, is another American who should stop meddling in Canada’s internal affairs.
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JD Vance blames immigration for Canada's 'stagnating' living standards | CBC News
U.S. Vice-President JD Vance made a series of posts criticizing Canada’s political leadership, public broadcaster and immigration system, saying our living standards are “stagnating” because of all th...
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November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
JD Vance, like Pete Hoekstra, is another American who should stop meddling in Canada’s internal affairs.
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Huzzah!
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Huzzah!
And then the sun hit me and I crumbled into dust...
Bohemian Rhapsody - released 50 years ago today.
a man with a mustache singing into a microphone in a black and white photo
Alt: Freddie Mercury singing into a microphone in a black and white photo
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October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And then the sun hit me and I crumbled into dust...
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Toronto: Doc Wuthergloom's Little Lib'ary of the Damned [Nov 5]
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Toronto: Doc Wuthergloom's Little Lib'ary of the Damned [Nov 5]
Tickets at https://www.ticketscene.ca/events/55097/sots From the October 22nd Facebook post by Ticketscene : Eldritch ...
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October 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Toronto: Doc Wuthergloom's Little Lib'ary of the Damned [Nov 5]
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Oh. So, we are at the Present of the United States and His Lackeys Declare America was on the Wrong Side in WW2 Stage of Fascism.
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa
- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh. So, we are at the Present of the United States and His Lackeys Declare America was on the Wrong Side in WW2 Stage of Fascism.
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What if the speed cameras donated money to the PC's so they can access the Skills Development Fund?
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‘The answer is no’: Ford rejects plea from mayors to save, alter Ontario’s speed cameras | Globalnews.ca
Replying to a letter sent last week asking for changes to how speed cameras operate instead of an all-out ban, Ford repeated his claim the program is a 'cash grab.'
globalnews.ca
October 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What if the speed cameras donated money to the PC's so they can access the Skills Development Fund?
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I am officially refusing any invitation to bring my flea circus to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I am officially refusing any invitation to bring my flea circus to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Actually, neurodivergence is sexy...
September 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Actually, neurodivergence is sexy...
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In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.
I'm less concerned with what's making people Autistic than I am with what's turning so many people into moronic fucking assholes.
September 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm less concerned with what's making people Autistic than I am with what's turning so many people into moronic fucking assholes.
What's that, Disneyplus? Why, did I cancel my subscription? Oh! I'm so glad you asked... Let me start with a little story of my Grandfather who fought fascism in WW2....
September 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What's that, Disneyplus? Why, did I cancel my subscription? Oh! I'm so glad you asked... Let me start with a little story of my Grandfather who fought fascism in WW2....
Oh sorry, dude. Did we hurt your little feelings when you threatened to invade us, so we stopped drinking bourbon? No problem. We'd be hap0y to visit Disney World and then maybe El Salvador. Just as soon as we can buy some burner phones so we can get across your border.
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U.S. ambassador 'disappointed' with anti-American sentiment in Canada | CBC News
The U.S. ambassador to Canada is expressing frustration over the anti-American sentiment he sees in this country, including from politicians, after U.S. President Donald Trump hit most of the world wi...
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September 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oh sorry, dude. Did we hurt your little feelings when you threatened to invade us, so we stopped drinking bourbon? No problem. We'd be hap0y to visit Disney World and then maybe El Salvador. Just as soon as we can buy some burner phones so we can get across your border.
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It makes me sad that I will never visit the Haunted Mansion again... But, like, I'm willing to make sacrifices.
September 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It makes me sad that I will never visit the Haunted Mansion again... But, like, I'm willing to make sacrifices.
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After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
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September 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
Helter Skelter is to Catcher in the Rye is to Jodi Foster is to Helldivers 2...
September 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Helter Skelter is to Catcher in the Rye is to Jodi Foster is to Helldivers 2...
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To be clear…
No one deserves to die for being a dick.
At the same time, no dick deserves to be lauded just because they’re dead.
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No one deserves to die for being a dick.
At the same time, no dick deserves to be lauded just because they’re dead.
www.brittlestar.com/p/what-to-do...
What To Do When Terrible People Die
A Polite Guide to Emotional Freedom and Light Social Awkwardness
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September 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
To be clear…
No one deserves to die for being a dick.
At the same time, no dick deserves to be lauded just because they’re dead.
www.brittlestar.com/p/what-to-do...
No one deserves to die for being a dick.
At the same time, no dick deserves to be lauded just because they’re dead.
www.brittlestar.com/p/what-to-do...
Oh. Look. The Reichstag is on fire. I wonder what will happen now.
September 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh. Look. The Reichstag is on fire. I wonder what will happen now.
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I cant get over this…
1. America lost the Vietnam war
2. Apocalypse Now is literally about war as madness
3. This guy will do anything to distract from the Epstein files because he knows they will be too much for most of his supporters to swallow
1. America lost the Vietnam war
2. Apocalypse Now is literally about war as madness
3. This guy will do anything to distract from the Epstein files because he knows they will be too much for most of his supporters to swallow
September 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I cant get over this…
1. America lost the Vietnam war
2. Apocalypse Now is literally about war as madness
3. This guy will do anything to distract from the Epstein files because he knows they will be too much for most of his supporters to swallow
1. America lost the Vietnam war
2. Apocalypse Now is literally about war as madness
3. This guy will do anything to distract from the Epstein files because he knows they will be too much for most of his supporters to swallow
I just don't think we should be taking medical advice from the guy whose dad killed Marylin Monroe.
September 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I just don't think we should be taking medical advice from the guy whose dad killed Marylin Monroe.
Canadian Conservatives, proudly blaming immigrants since 1867...
Poilievre calls for temporary ...
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Poilievre calls for temporary foreign worker program to be scrapped | CBC News
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre wants the federal government to scrap its temporary foreign worker program, saying it has flooded the market with cheap labour and made it harder for young Canadia...
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September 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Canadian Conservatives, proudly blaming immigrants since 1867...
Poilievre calls for temporary ...
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Poilievre calls for temporary ...
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fellow authors, it’s our duty to financially ruin the AI industry
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
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August 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
fellow authors, it’s our duty to financially ruin the AI industry
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Councillor Troster and MPP McKenney are right to call out the Ford government's unsubstantiated decision to close the consumption and treatment site at SWCHC. That choice has made the entire community less safe.
McKenney, Troster: Tory ideology created an overdose crisis in Ottawa's Chinatown
Housing, addiction treatment, outreach services, mental health resources and harm reduction are needed to tackle the current crisis.
ottawacitizen.com
August 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Councillor Troster and MPP McKenney are right to call out the Ford government's unsubstantiated decision to close the consumption and treatment site at SWCHC. That choice has made the entire community less safe.
I kneel before Zod.
August 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I kneel before Zod.