E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state
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the song Artificial Brain by the band Artifical Brain off the album Artificial Brain
the song Corpus Offal by the band Corpus Offal off the album Corpus Offal
It is yet again this area's season where it's hot during the day but chilly at night and dammit I don't want to need 2-3 changes of clothes throughout the day

I'm temperature sensitive
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The year is 2031
The PS9 is already about to come out
Every new video game is indistinguishable from real life footage at a glance, yet not a single one of them is actually fun
man they're already talking about the ps6 and the next x-box???
there were like 20 games this generation and i genuinely don't think graphics need to get any better than what alan wake 2 looked like
I've been ready to take on Gordon Ramsay like we're in The Raid 2 for a good decade or so
I get an instant hangover like half an hour in, no buzz or anything anymore, just headache and nausea
I dunno what changed in my body but it's saved me a lot of money and bad nights so whatever, I enjoy other substances more anyway
RIP Struzan, you would have loved people overanalyzing this poster and how well it represents the movie even tho you painted it on super short notice with next to no script info
Sad to hear Drew Struzan passed away. His posters were often better than the movies they were for, but The Thing is head and shoulders my favorite of his work.

www.slashfilm.com/1996528/drew...
Movie poster for The Thing painted by Drew Struzan
Forced quitting like that is never fun but sometimes it's a good thing in the long run
I had to quit drinking because I stopped getting buzzed and just felt super sick right away every time, sometimes I miss it but my body doesn't
I did too until I got into briar pipes and boutique tobacco, now every single cigarette smells and tastes like shit

I can mix an English blend with a chocolate topped Cavendish and it legit tastes like smoking s'mores
I think he would share out of mutual respect for our obvious martial prowess
Serious answer:
Yeah kinda, a bit, but not by much, and iirc i don't think Spirits are even as "natural" as they claim

The additives in most are more to foster addiction than making them unhealthier
I absolutely love a good "everyone kinda sucks" book
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I Wanted To Fuck The Big Titty Maid Who Came To Clean Up The House, So I Got My Dad Out Of The Way! I Fed This Old Lady Some Aphrodisiacs, And Then... To My Surprise, She Suddenly Started Giving My Dad A Blowjob!? But She Couldn't Be Satisfied With My Old Man's Limp Dick, So Then She Started Sucking
coke should be cheap again

you have no idea how good my yard would look
The video title: "DANGEROUS and CHAOTIC mountain biking in -mainland Asian country-"

The video: rich white guys on $3k bikes barreling down narrow, busy village sidewalks and alleys that are clearly meant for foot traffic only
My ex left me with a slight trigger with "ripped off" because she argued that basically any kind of homage or clear influence was ripping something off, but only did it for things she didn't like

All modern creativity is derivative of something whether deliberate or not
i really hate when we talk about books like they're shopping lists of tropes
As far as I'm concerned there are zero viable use cases for it between capitalization and environmental impact
It should have never been implemented in any way as it is
Remember when Hardee's had the Six Dollar Burger and the joke was that it was less than $6 because "a good burger shouldn't cost you six bucks"
The $5 footlong has become the $6 six inch. I don't even eat Subway and I still think it's time to knock all this shit over
"LLMs aren't actually AI you know"

Yeah but you know what the fuck everyone is talking about, nitpicking only hurts us
There's a miniseries called Python's Best Bits or something, with highlights in between bite sized interviews, each one gets their own episode, and goddamn his interviews are unbearable

Just racist jokes and saying he's the best one