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@eremsordes.bsky.social
she/theymab, 30s, poly, hopeless flirt

decalcified consciousness, accidental Buddhist absurdist, feral housewife, vague mystic dork, tactical fuckup, 1-1 k/d,
wannabe cybernetic alchemist, bad at guitar, professional robotripper and modern peasant
we don't deserve Tubi
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
the spirit of Dale looking down on me proudly as I google how deep I can legally dig on my property

turns out as long as there's no utilities or anything in the way, there's uh... technically no limit?
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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We have been super excited about this one 🥰 Nostalghia’s latest album, Void Ecstasy, will be available on cassette from Fiadh Dec 12!
The Mexico-based black metal artist incorporates blackgaze, avant-garde (🎷), atmospheric & progressive elements into one of their most beautiful releases to date.
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
you could just ask your mom buddy

not like we've been doing exactly that for a couple thousand years now
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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look i know google is evil but when you've broken the will of your youtube algorithm after so much clicking around, it just -knows- you, ya know?
FÉ CEGA FACA AMOLADA
YouTube video by Filó Machado
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
my album rankings for my favorite mid band, Blood Incantation:

1. Hidden Histories
2. Absolute Elsewhere
3. Interdimensional Extinction
4. Starspawn
5. Timewave Zero

just gimme silly riffs and space noises while the drummer works 60% harder than the rest of the band most of the time
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
remember when the thing just did what you told it to?
Every young generation explores retro technology because it’s cheap and plentiful and exotic but it’s more alluring when current technology gets actively shittier, more evil and invasive.
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Absolute Elsewhere has 3 songs about a Stargate and I haven't heard Richard Dean Anderson say something situationally inappropriate a single time

0/10
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I once got a date because I was checking someone out walking by the restaurant they had just parked by, and they caught me doing it just in time to see me walk face first into the support cable for a power line because I was too busy looking at them

they said it was cute and bought me coffee
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Samhain Dawn at the Gates of Mag Mell, the newest release from Irish solo project Dratna, releases this Friday.

Featuring artwork from the seminal Sean Fitzgerald, Dratna interprets mythology & folklore through a signature blend of melodic, atmospheric, & modern symphonic, black metal.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
the GOATest of GOATs

one of those artists with such a massive influence, music as we know it would sound a little different without him
Born 7 Dec 1949, #TomWaits is a musician & songwriter. His lyrics, which are delivered in his trademark gravelly voice, often focus on the underbelly of society. His story of being born in a middle-class family to becoming 1 of the greatest songwriters of all time serves as an inspiration to many.
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@allieinchains.bsky.social with the first and last mention in the blurb lol
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
fantasy football sucks, why is it just sports that has that? we should play fantasy death metal

I wanna put Oleg Zalman in Blood Incantation and see what happens
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
standing in the thrift store playing with a beat up nerf gun and a 70+ year old man goes "you know how to hold a weapon, you a combat vet?"
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Album 2 is coming along
Merry christmas from me and reamping @allieinchains.bsky.social guitars
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
look I'm very supportive of kink but uh

this stuff makes me itchy

had to be done
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
yes, please, give me your last word analysis on a 30 year old anime you watched three episodes of before reading a synopsis
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I love casually mentioning a person I ran out of a scene years ago because they were a condescending edgelord with no value in community, for someone else to go "hey i know him, fuck that guy"
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I can't stand Deftones but I like a lot of bands people say sound like Deftones
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
that movie where they looked at the main actor and said "hey we know you're not Jeffrey Combs, but... could you try to be?"
Dagon (2001) Stuart Gordon
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM