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Emerald0013 (Jesse) ⭐⭐🏆
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Cascadian Cryptid. Born in the shadow of Tahoma. #EBFG
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New Invasive A.I. warning: Zoom just turned on their A.I. "companion" without my consent (it's a "free trial" because I'm "valued customer"), and I had to log in to the website in order to turn it off -- all of these were toggled on. There are no A.I. settings accessible from the software itself.
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The instrument that one would use to measure this level of failure is called a Bariometer
Bari Weiss is innovating entire new dimensions of failure. She's failing in ways hitherto unconceived of. A pioneer of failology. A faileontologist. Whole career is a Fail Mary. She's beyond the fail. The Daily Fail. She's on the quest for the Holy Fail. Making tomato and Fail Salad.
December 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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i'm at the epstein coverup, i'm at the CECOT coverup, i'm at the combination epstein CECOT coverup
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Oh
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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It’s not Minnesota Nice anymore, it’s Minnesota NoICE!

Art by me, please share, thx <3
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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A Christmas Eve windstorm is appearing increasingly likely with a compact 980 hPa low + trailing sting jet expected to take a troublesome S to N track. Willamette Valley, coast, PDX, SEA metros all potentially impacted.

Lots of model uncertainty…follow forecasts closely. Could be a bad one.
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Remember: Type out "Trump" and put a space at the end.
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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TODAY!

#MysteryWrestling19 will be premiering on YouTube FOR FREE at 5 PM ET | 2 PM PT!

WATCH: youtu.be/A8fNtux-TMc

#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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That game was
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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"Any books that use AI will have the narrator listed as either a 'synthesized voice' or 'digital voice.' If you're looking to avoid AI, don't borrow these books."
How to avoid AI audiobooks on Libby
Doing just a little digging keeps AI voices out of your books.
mashable.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Wind Advisory issued December 18 at 8:03AM PST until December 18 at 7:00PM PST by NWS Seattle WA
Additional Details Here.
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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“how can anyone not understand how evil and unhinged this guy is” well a lot of them consume him entirely through the sanitizing filter of the mainstream press and never fully see the stuff we very online sickos do

more than a few folks did tonight
one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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⚠️Flood alert! Did you lose food bought with food benefits because of recent flooding or a power outage? You can file a claim to replace those food benefits.
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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#OnThisDay in 1929, the USS Lexington began supplying electricity to Tacoma for a month during a power crisis. historylink.org/File/5113
December 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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The dude is doing soccer transfer announcement graphics for administration hires now. Unreal.
Welcome to A New Era, Jahmila Edwards!
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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What a difference 10 years makes @fallout.bethesdastudios.com 💕🐾. One of our first outfits we did for Cat Cosplay was a Vault Suit back when Fallout 4 was announced. Our builds feel a lot more S.P.E.C.I.A.L. now!

#Fallout
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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This is the sort of contract that if you were entertaining signing it, your friends should smash through a window, do roll on the floor, leap up in a feral pounce and slap it out of your hands
Behold, if you will, the...astonishing...contract from Shadow Light Press. A rolling 10-year term...payment on profit (but only after costs are recouped)...appropriation of the author's universe if they can't continue the series...and more www.reddit.com/r/Progressio...
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December 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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There are three holiday concerts (that I know of, in my corner of the music world) this weekend!

In chronological order:

1) @mariancall.bsky.social and @mollylewis.wtf are doing a concert on Bandcamp this Friday at 9 PM Eastern / 6 PM Pacific! Watch it live or stream it in the following 48 hours.
Call & Molly's Holly Jolly Almost Solstice Singalong! from Marian Call
Live Stream from Marian Call.
mariancall.bandcamp.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM