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ELNBunny

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World Renowed Thought Leader. I fix up cars that would've ended up in the junkyard. I like to pretend i am farmer during the summer. I get political sometimes. http://elnbunny.com #yyc #canada #alberta

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 4h

i did find it fun that someone named ward was running to represent a ward

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 4h

Congrats to Mayor Hairy Leather

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 5h

I was also asked if i wanted moderna or pfizer. They did not like my answer of "both please"

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 5h

I like you but i don't think you're gonna become mayor this time. Just a hunch.

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 5h

I think if i were to buy a smart car i don't think i could stop the intrusive thoughts to pick it up and roll it over on it's roof.

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 5h

When my cat was spayed i cut off a sweater sleeve and cut leg holes in it. They cannot use their back legs to scratch themselves without getting caught up in the sweater. She seemed happier in that than a cone.

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 23h

Well well well

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 15h

They're really good if you want to make out first thing in the morning before teeth have been brushed. Other than that i dunno.

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

in the prime of the "you wouldn't download a car" meme era Pontiac released a model called the Torrent. They're mocking us openly.

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

Glad i'm not an athlete. I can give things about 75% rather than being forced to do 110%.

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

At my first job we got a huge shipment of moth balls to sell. I've never used moth balls ever. Was our society run by moths in the early 1900s?

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

Yeah i'm at a google chat company but it seems teams jokes are the most relatable to everyone across the spectrum of hating when they are messaged.

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

I saw a Blue Jay in my yard yesterday and i think that's a really good sign from above that I don't know anything about Baseball.

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

I bet you love Microsoft Teams meetings

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

This torrent website I use shares the latest things their users have searched for and i think they should very much not do that anymore

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

Trying to find a sexy costume version of the Grimace from McDonald's this year.

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

I ran into Katy Perry today

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 1d

OMG how much per month? Subscribing immediately.

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 2d

New gender just dropped

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 2d

a man driving a car with 55 burgers written on the side

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 2d

I ordered some extra in case someone forgets.

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ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 2d

Meet me in the alley. We're all getting together to abuse q-tips without the judgement of our peers

ELNBunny @elnbunny.com · 2d

The fun part about rubics cubes is people are already so insane at solving them that i don't feel the need to try even a little