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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 8d

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I feel that the capacity to form attachments is a character flaw in this age.

Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 10d

No connections, only pain.

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 11d

You fucking morons are trying to provoke race riots in places you don't live. Your sick parlour games risk actual consequences. If you have anything resembling a moral compass, stfu and stop trying to lathe this shit into reality for the sake of a few clicks and pats on the back from sociopaths.

Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 12d

I'm watching a Labour government provoke a riot in Birmingham for the sake of appeasing a few arms merchants and seeding an excuse to crack down on the plebs. I'm fucking done with their evil, decadent bullshit.

Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 13d

I haven't been keeping up with things. I understand that Keir Starmer is pro football hooliganism now? Can the world be normal for five minutes?

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 15d

This is revealing re: the porn consumption habits of the developers. Only people who never read erotica would think this is a good idea. The nerds at OpenAI want to make a new iteration of Artificial Girl, but they can't say that out loud, so they ignorantly reference other genres instead.

Reuters @reuters.com · 15d

OpenAI to allow mature content on ChatGPT for adult verified users starting December reut.rs/3J8NTAi

OpenAI to allow mature content on ChatGPT for adult verified users starting December

OpenAI will allow mature content for ChatGPT users who verify their age on the platform starting in December, CEO Sam Altman said, after the chatbot was made restrictive for users in mental distress.

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cole1312💖💜💙 @cole1114.bsky.social · 26d

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 26d

I'm not going to claim to be some comms genius. I ain't writing any books about making friends and influencing people, but I know enough not to play to my weaknesses!

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 26d

Someone in Bluesky's office really needs to stage an intervention and tell their colleagues to stop posting. Fucking hell.

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 26d

Log off already. Do you not have a single person in your orbit telling you to stop digging? You're posting like a mod having a meltdown on a hobby forum with 80 users.

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · 28d

God how are you so bad at this. This is the kind of post which makes a room fall silent in embarrassment.

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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · Sep 18

i'm a lib dem entryist now. that is my political position and no it has zero to do with any political happenings in the last 91 days

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · Sep 18

If he tries to meaningfully improve anything, you and your colleagues in the British press are just going to scream until he's gone. Not that he *wants* to improve anything, of course.

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · Sep 17

For Brits this is like if Keir Starmer banned Michael McIntyre.

☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · Sep 17

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

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Lugosi Powelltergeist @misslucyp.bsky.social · Sep 15

Starmer's pretence of naivety re Peter Mandelson's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, which has more evidence to contradict it mounting by the day, sure raises a lot of questions about his claims not to have been aware of allegations made against Jimmy Saville when he was DPP.

Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · Sep 15

BREAKING: Prime Minister Keir Starmer says he would never have appointed Peter Mandelson "had I known then what I know now" about his links to paedophile Jeffrey Epstein

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · Sep 16

I also hear they're permitting Telegraph writers to self-identify as human beings.

Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · Sep 16

This is deliberate framing. “Biological men permitted…” is a classic loaded phrase. It suggests permission was wrongly granted, as if trans women are interlopers contaminating data. In reality, self-identification is standard research practice when measuring identity, that’s the entire point!

The Telegraph

Trans women allowed to self-identify as women in survey

Biological men permitted to give their answers as females makes
British Social Attitudes poll
'misleading', say critics

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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.bsky.social · Sep 16

“More than 650 organisations including Ben and Jerry’s, Lush and hundreds of small cafes and pubs have written to the government to warn that the EHRC’s draft guidance on single sex spaces is ‘unworkable’ and would ‘cause significant economic harm’.”
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Hundreds of firms warn new draft guidance on single sex spaces is ‘unworkable’

Exclusive: More than 650 organisations have urged Bridget Phillipson to ‘take immediate action to prevent these proposals from moving forward’

www.independent.co.uk

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · Sep 16

The 'genuine answer' to this 'genuine question' (which has 81.7k likes from whatever botnet she's running) is 'We have decades of evidence that it doesn't work, you fucking idiot.'

Like, they used to do this shit to 'cure' gay men. Anyone with common sense who goes outside will know how that went.

Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · Sep 16

Testosterone replacement therapy is likely what she is referring to here

Many cis men do this. That does not make them trans. Testosterone replacement therapy would make a trans woman feel worse not better.

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · Sep 15

I actually made my young Australian friend watch that when I last visited her lol.

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · Sep 15

Keir Starmer could have been saved if he'd played a single Sonic the Hedgehog game.

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · Sep 15

Keir Starmer singing 'Don't Cry For Me, O Britannia' in the rain after his resignation.

MI5 take him away to their special retirement home for special boys.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 15

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation Monday that suggests al...

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · Sep 15

If he fucks this enough, do they take the knighthood off him for embarrassing them.

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Lady Eleanor Von Triple @ellyvontriple.bsky.social · Sep 15

The place that voted Pim Fortuyn as the 'Greatest Dutchman' did *what*, you say?

The Guardian @theguardian.com · Sep 15

Bob Vylan gig in Netherlands cancelled after frontman makes comments about death of Charlie Kirk

The 013 venue in Tilburg says ‘new statements go too far’, while band responds that ‘at no point was Kirk’s death celebrated’ The punk duo Bob Vylan have had a gig cancelled after their frontman Bobby Vylan called the far right commentator Charlie Kirk, who was fatally shot last week in Utah, “an absolute piece of shit of a human being” while performing in Amsterdam. The Tilburg venue 013 has cancelled the Ipswich band’s 16 September show as a result, saying that the band went “too far” at the Paradiso venue in the Dutch capital. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · Sep 15

Congratulations to all the shows that won Emmys, they sound cool, I’ll definitely check them out when I’m done watching 500 episodes of Antiques Roadshow

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