Danielle Sepulveres
@ellesep.bsky.social
📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Created Adult Spelling Bee. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches.
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Anyone who dislikes Matthew Lillard CLEARLY has never seen the magnificent Thicky Trick music video.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Hw...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Hw...
TGW Cast Music Video Thicky Trick
YouTube video by LE Mae
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December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Anyone who dislikes Matthew Lillard CLEARLY has never seen the magnificent Thicky Trick music video.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Hw...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Hw...
I normally wait to watch Twilight Zone on NYE but this year we! are! having! a! party!!!
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I normally wait to watch Twilight Zone on NYE but this year we! are! having! a! party!!!
We just watched a Twilight Zone episode from 1963 where upon receiving the most technologically advanced knowledge and equipment, the guy 3-D prints up a gun and starts killing
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We just watched a Twilight Zone episode from 1963 where upon receiving the most technologically advanced knowledge and equipment, the guy 3-D prints up a gun and starts killing
Reposted by Danielle Sepulveres
this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
All my business trips are to Boston so if Pete Alonso becomes part of that team I will be a public menace every time I’m in that city for as long as the contract lasts
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
All my business trips are to Boston so if Pete Alonso becomes part of that team I will be a public menace every time I’m in that city for as long as the contract lasts
So happy for Jacquie who is imo already part of my family but officially marrying into it in 2027. Only bummed that I won’t get to nag her anymore about when the next season of Severance is coming out.
deadline.com/2025/12/jacq...
deadline.com/2025/12/jacq...
TV Lit Agent Jacquie Katz Leaving CAA – And The Business
Jacquie Katz is departing CAA where she has been for 15 years, 11 and a half of them as an agent in the TV lit department, most recently in New York.
deadline.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So happy for Jacquie who is imo already part of my family but officially marrying into it in 2027. Only bummed that I won’t get to nag her anymore about when the next season of Severance is coming out.
deadline.com/2025/12/jacq...
deadline.com/2025/12/jacq...
Too much FIFA not enough FAFO
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Too much FIFA not enough FAFO
Ok my apartment is hella clean now
Signed up for a 48-hour flash fiction contest mainly to ignore it in favor of doing the writing I have to be doing for work
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ok my apartment is hella clean now
Signed up for a 48-hour flash fiction contest mainly to ignore it in favor of doing the writing I have to be doing for work
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Signed up for a 48-hour flash fiction contest mainly to ignore it in favor of doing the writing I have to be doing for work
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Imagine being a billionaire and not being a patron of the arts
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Imagine being a billionaire and not being a patron of the arts
Someone was tearfully explaining to me about a guy quickly having a serious girlfriend after a breakup and I finally had the perfect opportunity to yell “she’s supposed to be his transitional person! She’s not supposed to be THE ONE!”
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Someone was tearfully explaining to me about a guy quickly having a serious girlfriend after a breakup and I finally had the perfect opportunity to yell “she’s supposed to be his transitional person! She’s not supposed to be THE ONE!”
Jason Segel has always been the perfect combination of sexy and cute
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Jason Segel has always been the perfect combination of sexy and cute
If I am watching TV with you I will always point out when a close up or insert shot is a completely different person’s hands than the actor
If I am watching TV with you I will always point out when someone is left-handed
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If I am watching TV with you I will always point out when a close up or insert shot is a completely different person’s hands than the actor
Unbearably cold outside
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Unbearably cold outside
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
I will be listening to anyone who talks about expansion (and/or term limits!!!) who pledges to bulldoze the ballroom, and hold people accountable for the many many crimes committed this year
Supporting Supreme Court expansion is pretty close to a litmus test for me for a 2028 Democratic candidate.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I will be listening to anyone who talks about expansion (and/or term limits!!!) who pledges to bulldoze the ballroom, and hold people accountable for the many many crimes committed this year
Me: is lying worse than cowardice? Lying is sometimes a form of cowardice though, right?
My mom: I’m sorry I didn’t hear you, I was watching Bridgerton
My mom: I’m sorry I didn’t hear you, I was watching Bridgerton
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Me: is lying worse than cowardice? Lying is sometimes a form of cowardice though, right?
My mom: I’m sorry I didn’t hear you, I was watching Bridgerton
My mom: I’m sorry I didn’t hear you, I was watching Bridgerton
Intuition has been at an all time high this week. Gotta be the moon.
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Intuition has been at an all time high this week. Gotta be the moon.
Reposted by Danielle Sepulveres
there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online
Which WBC games will people be going to in Miami
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Which WBC games will people be going to in Miami
Reporting my ex-boyfriend’s email as a phishing attempt
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reporting my ex-boyfriend’s email as a phishing attempt
Good flirting is an Olympic sport
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Good flirting is an Olympic sport
Started a new idea notebook it’s over for you hoes
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Started a new idea notebook it’s over for you hoes
Every holiday season I remember Liz Lemon pointing out that Colleen Donaghy was boffing FAO Schwarz so that Jack and his siblings would have presents on Christmas
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Every holiday season I remember Liz Lemon pointing out that Colleen Donaghy was boffing FAO Schwarz so that Jack and his siblings would have presents on Christmas
Ugh I just remembered again that Diane Keaton is gone
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ugh I just remembered again that Diane Keaton is gone