Danielle Sepulveres
@ellesep.bsky.social
📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Created Adult Spelling Bee. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches.
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The lioness is going back to bed in a zipped up hoodie now
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The lioness is going back to bed in a zipped up hoodie now
anyone who can deal with how irate I get when woken up abruptly is also prob prepared for when I’m in my hangry state of mind
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
anyone who can deal with how irate I get when woken up abruptly is also prob prepared for when I’m in my hangry state of mind
Have learned tonight that if I’m going to wear saucy lingerie to bed in winter I will need some easy to grab sweatpants and long sleeves something just in case the smoke alarm in the building decides to go off when we’re dead asleep at midnight
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Have learned tonight that if I’m going to wear saucy lingerie to bed in winter I will need some easy to grab sweatpants and long sleeves something just in case the smoke alarm in the building decides to go off when we’re dead asleep at midnight
The “Jeremy, no!” joke in HIMYM remains elite
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The “Jeremy, no!” joke in HIMYM remains elite
My Apple Music replay says I listened to 666 artists this year
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My Apple Music replay says I listened to 666 artists this year
One of my greatest disappointments in life is that I will never receive a cake from Tom Cruise
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
One of my greatest disappointments in life is that I will never receive a cake from Tom Cruise
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Sometimes you just need to sleep it off. www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/...
Raccoon found passed out in bathroom of Virginia ABC Store after breaking in, ransacking shelves
A raccoon was found passed out in the bathroom of the Virginia ABC Store in Ashland after breaking in and ransacking shelves, according to Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter.
www.wtvr.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sometimes you just need to sleep it off. www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/...
Ok back to minding my business and working on my novel
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ok back to minding my business and working on my novel
It is extremely depressing to see a grotesque human rewarded with a book deal for her sordid (perhaps even criminal) nonsense and to be publicly celebrating all her bad reviews bc she thinks it will boost sales
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It is extremely depressing to see a grotesque human rewarded with a book deal for her sordid (perhaps even criminal) nonsense and to be publicly celebrating all her bad reviews bc she thinks it will boost sales
No one needs to read that book. I promise.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
No one needs to read that book. I promise.
I think the people who love me the most probably even hate the people that I just merely dislike
I promise to hate the people you hate!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think the people who love me the most probably even hate the people that I just merely dislike
I can’t listen to Groove is in the Heart without hearing it in Nick Miller’s voice in my head
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I can’t listen to Groove is in the Heart without hearing it in Nick Miller’s voice in my head
I just remembered years ago when I was a stand-in with a handful of published clips and a bona fide movie star asked me to meet him at SoHo House because “you’re a member right?” And at the time I was like damn might be the best compliment of my life
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just remembered years ago when I was a stand-in with a handful of published clips and a bona fide movie star asked me to meet him at SoHo House because “you’re a member right?” And at the time I was like damn might be the best compliment of my life
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It's happening
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Amy Madigan, Weapons
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's happening
Don’t ask me for advice I will tell you that you don’t have to be the bigger person if you don’t want to
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Don’t ask me for advice I will tell you that you don’t have to be the bigger person if you don’t want to
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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it’s easier for some people to come up with a Jeopardy! anecdote than others
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it’s easier for some people to come up with a Jeopardy! anecdote than others
Even if no one ever knows who you’re referencing, it is immensely satisfying on a personal level to base a fictional character on someone real in case you need to vomit out a bunch of words you never got to say to them IRL
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Even if no one ever knows who you’re referencing, it is immensely satisfying on a personal level to base a fictional character on someone real in case you need to vomit out a bunch of words you never got to say to them IRL
If the Dodgers can Klarna half their team I don’t see why I can’t have Edwin Diaz and Pete Alonso back on my team
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If the Dodgers can Klarna half their team I don’t see why I can’t have Edwin Diaz and Pete Alonso back on my team
lol. lmao even.
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
lol. lmao even.
Supermarket cake is always so light and fluffy. Underrated imo.
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Supermarket cake is always so light and fluffy. Underrated imo.
every guy I’ve ever met who loves the blue French horn moments in HIMYM would never IRL have the balls to make a gesture that grand or meaningful
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
every guy I’ve ever met who loves the blue French horn moments in HIMYM would never IRL have the balls to make a gesture that grand or meaningful
death, taxes, craving pizza on a Sunday night
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
death, taxes, craving pizza on a Sunday night
At the supermarket deli counter like wait which brand isn’t gonna give everyone listeria
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
At the supermarket deli counter like wait which brand isn’t gonna give everyone listeria
