Danielle Sepulveres
@ellesep.bsky.social
📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Created Adult Spelling Bee. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches.
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Supermarket cake is always so light and fluffy. Underrated imo.
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Supermarket cake is always so light and fluffy. Underrated imo.
every guy I’ve ever met who loves the blue French horn moments in HIMYM would never IRL have the balls to make a gesture that grand or meaningful
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
every guy I’ve ever met who loves the blue French horn moments in HIMYM would never IRL have the balls to make a gesture that grand or meaningful
death, taxes, craving pizza on a Sunday night
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
death, taxes, craving pizza on a Sunday night
At the supermarket deli counter like wait which brand isn’t gonna give everyone listeria
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
At the supermarket deli counter like wait which brand isn’t gonna give everyone listeria
An advent calendar that pays you an over-the-top compliment every day for 25 days
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
An advent calendar that pays you an over-the-top compliment every day for 25 days
You almost have to applaud them for making being wealthy so incredibly uncool
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You almost have to applaud them for making being wealthy so incredibly uncool
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If I ever had a podcast it would be called Diner and a Movie. Not Dinner and a Movie, Diner and a Movie. It would obviously take place in a NJ diner
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If I ever had a podcast it would be called Diner and a Movie. Not Dinner and a Movie, Diner and a Movie. It would obviously take place in a NJ diner
I will always sign up for an entertaining movie about the afterlife. It’s no Defending Your Life!! But I enjoyed it. Also my god Dua Lipa’s husband Callum Turner is such a babe.
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I will always sign up for an entertaining movie about the afterlife. It’s no Defending Your Life!! But I enjoyed it. Also my god Dua Lipa’s husband Callum Turner is such a babe.
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Also if you’re unwilling to be confrontational with powerful people you just should not be a journalist. You aren’t cut out for it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Also if you’re unwilling to be confrontational with powerful people you just should not be a journalist. You aren’t cut out for it.
Today I am thankful for people who know that the correct word is “cast” not “casted”
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Today I am thankful for people who know that the correct word is “cast” not “casted”
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I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
Pluribus is so gd good
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Pluribus is so gd good
The only bad part about rewatching 30 Rock is that everything Dr. Spaceman says is how RFK Jr. thinks medicine works
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The only bad part about rewatching 30 Rock is that everything Dr. Spaceman says is how RFK Jr. thinks medicine works
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Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Are you still massively against me breaking into your home and stealing all your stuff so I can sell it or have you moved more towards acceptance?
This is genuinely the only good piece of writing I’ve come across about this whole debacle. It holds every player to account and it’s funny as hell.
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is genuinely the only good piece of writing I’ve come across about this whole debacle. It holds every player to account and it’s funny as hell.
Someone once told me that reading my work felt like sitting and having a conversation with me and I loved that. A guy once said he found me unbearably adorable which seemed great at the time but then everything else he said after that ended up being dishonest so who knows
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Someone once told me that reading my work felt like sitting and having a conversation with me and I loved that. A guy once said he found me unbearably adorable which seemed great at the time but then everything else he said after that ended up being dishonest so who knows
Def not the point of all the coverage but does Nuzzi only have one dress like that woman on Seinfeld
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Def not the point of all the coverage but does Nuzzi only have one dress like that woman on Seinfeld
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thanksgrieving
is this anything
is this anything
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
thanksgrieving
is this anything
is this anything
Something Blue, the sequel to Something Borrowed
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Something Blue, the sequel to Something Borrowed
Remake of LAST ACTION HERO.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Remake of LAST ACTION HERO.
Carol Sturka’s whiteboard setup in her house is a writer’s DREAM
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Carol Sturka’s whiteboard setup in her house is a writer’s DREAM
Years ago this used to be a pastime of mine that only revolved around an Entenmann’s sheet cake, but over time it has grown to include lemon meringue pie or an ice cream cake
i bought a pie at the store a couple days ago and i’ve just sort of been. eating it? like there’s no occasion. just me slowly depleting a pecan pie by myself
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Years ago this used to be a pastime of mine that only revolved around an Entenmann’s sheet cake, but over time it has grown to include lemon meringue pie or an ice cream cake