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Danielle Sepulveres

@ellesep.bsky.social

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📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Created Adult Spelling Bee. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches. daniellesep.com

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1h

In the fall my straight dude friends get excited about the return of tights and skirts and boots while I revel in the man with broad shoulders peacoat season

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 4h

With a certain person’s return from “exile” I must once again share the open letter I wrote that got rejected from Shouts & Murmurs that was meant for RFK Jr.’s mistresses

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A brief open letter to RFK Jr.’s mistresses

It’s well established now that RFK Jr. is a quack. A crank. An angry uninformed man who can’t defend any of his stances in Congressional…

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 5h

Me turning into Mandy Patinkin

a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man

ALT: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 14h

There’s no way that book contains anything more than what could have been said in two texts in the group chat

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 15h

Unsolicited Nick pic

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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 15h

Google is killing my industry so it can be coy about dogs’ chess abilities

AI: No dogs cannot play chess in the human sense because

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 16h

I customized it with an Etsy shop!

www.etsy.com/listing/7015...

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 16h

Customized it with this Etsy shop!!

www.etsy.com/listing/7015...

www.etsy.com

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18h

This arriving today means the Brewers are gonna win for Bob Uecker tonight

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18h

She’s here and she’s perfect

Skinny welcome mat that reads “juuuuuust a bit outside”

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 18h

She’s here and she’s perfect

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 21h

Lol at my new dog walker checking in with the daily report and asking “does your dog always look suspicious?”

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

Any senior level person who comes into a company wanting you to write a memo explaining your day to day work is 100% unqualified for the role they’ve been hired for and veryyyy clearly going to be a terrible manager

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god Brewers and Mariners World Series is totally happening

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

checking the tracking on an Etsy package again like a dummy as if yes at 8:48pm it might randomly be arriving early even though it has always said it’s coming tomorrow

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

Friends to lovers trope has stood the test of time for a reason

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 3d

ICE is an armed gang, and they’re only going to get worse. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

Opinion | The Chicago raids send a worrying signal about the ideal ICE agents in Trump's America

The agency is on a hiring spree. But we know what that kind of breakneck expansion of the workforce can result in because we’ve seen it before.

www.msnbc.com

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you to @tarahaelle.bsky.social for pointing towards where we can now find accurate vaccine info

healthjournalism.org/blog/2025/10...

Where to find accurate vaccine information amidst the CDC’s ongoing collapse

With the CDC no longer a trustworthy source, use these resources to find reliable, accurate, evidence-based information about vaccines.

healthjournalism.org

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 2d

Mariners got that dog in them

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 2d

I know that when I like a piece of journalism, I have to preemptively yell at the readers so they appreciate how good it is.

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 3d

I love being right

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 3d

Sounds better than a 9-5

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 3d

They’re all gone

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 16d

The teams NOT making the World Series this year imo are the Cubs, Yankees, Padres, Phillies. Haven’t decided on the rest yet. We’ll see how this ages.

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 3d

Fully workshopping insults like George Costanza

a man in a suit and tie says well the jerk store called and they 're running out of you .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says well the jerk store called and they 're running out of you .

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 3d

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