Elle Cayabyab Gitlin
@ellegitlin.com
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“I’m sorry, Senator, but counsel has advised me not to answer any further questions.”
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Oh, you don't have two keyboards? One for posting and one for being normal? That's a shame.
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I wish I had chickpea anxiety sounds pretty chill compared to the rest of my anxiety
I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real
Screenshot of NYT YouTube channel introducing a recipe with “chickpea anxiety is real.”
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at least we don’t have to deal with mano po as well
that’s how we’ll know we’re in the Upside Down
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I love the inflatable costumes from a purely strategic standpoint because it quite effectively takes the wind out of the sails of "war-torn portland" "antifa supersoldier" type rhetoric. it happened organically and dare I say, memetically, but it works
STOP THE ANTIFA TERRORISTS
GOMS
Hoping my Mariners fan friends live the dream (sweep every series, win world championship, pop champagne as meteor erases humanity, die on top and freed from Mariners baseball forever)
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This right here. Especially ppl that park in crosswalks, fire hydrants, or school zones. What in your mind says you should have the right to park anywhere you want at any time? No you can't park on the sidewalk...no you can't just park in the middle of the road
Sometimes I think about how absolutely wild it is that drivers think they're being oppressed when they get punished for breaking the law
cat patrol on the gat patrol
lovely to see you again (coincidentally where we met)! and it was great to put a face to the name, @fredsmith.bsky.social
only *checks timing and scoring* seven more of said hours to go
at this point, which LMP2 cars have *not* been problematic? #IMSA #PLM
surely if you’re doing a race-themed wedding during a grid walk, you should be waving green flags and not checkered flags #IMSA
A wedding ceremony held during the grid walk for the 2025 Motul Petit Le Mans
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Dear techbros frantically nutting at each other over your own god-like brilliance for making the Five-Boobed-Lady-Picture-Machine: I would at this point settle for you applying your alleged technical genius to making a printer that works
the @aoracingusa.bsky.social crew are doing spooky season right #IMSA
A group of male race team members wearing black shirts with a print of the human spine on the back
who are all these people choosing to drive to Nats Park for a concert in TYOOL 2025 and can they stop blocking the box + bike lanes?