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behold! froggy feet!
no pattern, free handed waffle stitch on the bottom and i think double crochet everywhere else. added a little floral wire to the toes so they don’t get too floppy
ty to @riotousmuse.bsky.social for humoring my goofy ass 💕
no pattern, free handed waffle stitch on the bottom and i think double crochet everywhere else. added a little floral wire to the toes so they don’t get too floppy
ty to @riotousmuse.bsky.social for humoring my goofy ass 💕
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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The Business Judgment Rule is just Delaware's version of Ron Swanson's piece of paper that has "I can do what I want" written on it.
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The Business Judgment Rule is just Delaware's version of Ron Swanson's piece of paper that has "I can do what I want" written on it.
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sliced ham, responds
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
sliced ham, responds
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Shop now while you can still make good decisions!
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Shop now while you can still make good decisions!
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the police banned no knock warrants. oops amir locke died.
banned high speed chases in the city. oops that didn't happen.
Changed use of force policies to include brandishing a weapon. Oop that has not changed one bit.
banned "warrior" training. the police union found a way around it.
banned high speed chases in the city. oops that didn't happen.
Changed use of force policies to include brandishing a weapon. Oop that has not changed one bit.
banned "warrior" training. the police union found a way around it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
the police banned no knock warrants. oops amir locke died.
banned high speed chases in the city. oops that didn't happen.
Changed use of force policies to include brandishing a weapon. Oop that has not changed one bit.
banned "warrior" training. the police union found a way around it.
banned high speed chases in the city. oops that didn't happen.
Changed use of force policies to include brandishing a weapon. Oop that has not changed one bit.
banned "warrior" training. the police union found a way around it.
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i'm real sick of people not in minneapolis trying to give chief o'hara some sort of credit for an ultimately meaningless statement
the things the MPD has sworn are policy and then either didn't follow or just blatantly contradicted could fill a world book encyclopedia
the things the MPD has sworn are policy and then either didn't follow or just blatantly contradicted could fill a world book encyclopedia
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i'm real sick of people not in minneapolis trying to give chief o'hara some sort of credit for an ultimately meaningless statement
the things the MPD has sworn are policy and then either didn't follow or just blatantly contradicted could fill a world book encyclopedia
the things the MPD has sworn are policy and then either didn't follow or just blatantly contradicted could fill a world book encyclopedia
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if you havin krill problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but baleen ain't one
i got 99 problems but baleen ain't one
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
if you havin krill problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but baleen ain't one
i got 99 problems but baleen ain't one
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It... played dead for itself.
When I see myself in the bathroom mirror first thing in the morning.
December 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It... played dead for itself.
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Detroit people! Transit and train people!
For some reason they have free (u pay $8 shipping) Detroit People Mover shirts right now, til Dec 8.
www.moq1.com/detroit-tran...
For some reason they have free (u pay $8 shipping) Detroit People Mover shirts right now, til Dec 8.
www.moq1.com/detroit-tran...
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Detroit people! Transit and train people!
For some reason they have free (u pay $8 shipping) Detroit People Mover shirts right now, til Dec 8.
www.moq1.com/detroit-tran...
For some reason they have free (u pay $8 shipping) Detroit People Mover shirts right now, til Dec 8.
www.moq1.com/detroit-tran...
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Hello, I live here. If you don’t, please remember that the Minneapolis Police Department killed George Floyd not that long ago, and a lot of others since! These people are not our friends!
This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hello, I live here. If you don’t, please remember that the Minneapolis Police Department killed George Floyd not that long ago, and a lot of others since! These people are not our friends!
surely Brian and the boys will follow through on this commitment!
[atrocities transpire]
ah,, nevertheless,,
[atrocities transpire]
ah,, nevertheless,,
This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
surely Brian and the boys will follow through on this commitment!
[atrocities transpire]
ah,, nevertheless,,
[atrocities transpire]
ah,, nevertheless,,
typos are the mindkiller
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
typos are the mindkiller
big ass big heart can’t lose
Sometimes an earnest response to a joke is so powerful I have to screenshot and share it to raise awareness for its BOLD TRUTH
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
big ass big heart can’t lose
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the law is real until it gets to SCOTUS at which point it becomes fake, which doesn't bother the six reactionaries at the top but does undermine literally everyone else in the profession
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the law is real until it gets to SCOTUS at which point it becomes fake, which doesn't bother the six reactionaries at the top but does undermine literally everyone else in the profession
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Sabrina Carpenter is now the president
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sabrina Carpenter is now the president
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Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
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take me down to the paraphrase city, where it’s nice
November 18, 2024 at 7:47 AM
take me down to the paraphrase city, where it’s nice
on cold days my dog likes to curl
up on the couch and when i blanket him, he continues the rotation to bury his entire head in blankets. can hear him huffing and puffing now thru god only knows how many layers of blankie. looks p good ngl
up on the couch and when i blanket him, he continues the rotation to bury his entire head in blankets. can hear him huffing and puffing now thru god only knows how many layers of blankie. looks p good ngl
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
on cold days my dog likes to curl
up on the couch and when i blanket him, he continues the rotation to bury his entire head in blankets. can hear him huffing and puffing now thru god only knows how many layers of blankie. looks p good ngl
up on the couch and when i blanket him, he continues the rotation to bury his entire head in blankets. can hear him huffing and puffing now thru god only knows how many layers of blankie. looks p good ngl
Today’s music history fun fact: Tutti Frutti started as an ode to anal!
news.uoregon.edu/content/1950...
news.uoregon.edu/content/1950...
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Today’s music history fun fact: Tutti Frutti started as an ode to anal!
news.uoregon.edu/content/1950...
news.uoregon.edu/content/1950...
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
oh, what campaign/candidate do i support?
CONSEQUENCES 2026
CONSEQUENCES 2026
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
oh, what campaign/candidate do i support?
CONSEQUENCES 2026
CONSEQUENCES 2026
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Fuck Kavanaugh stops all my homies hate Kavanaugh stops
(for purposes of this post I'm including a federal district judge who just rightly concluded that the Supreme Court's racial profiling order is *not* controlling precedent under the umbrella of 'my homies')
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/beryl...
(for purposes of this post I'm including a federal district judge who just rightly concluded that the Supreme Court's racial profiling order is *not* controlling precedent under the umbrella of 'my homies')
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/beryl...
Federal Judge Has No Interest In Taking Brett Kavanaugh’s Racial Profiling Opinion Seriously
The Trump administration cited Kavanaugh’s infamous concurrence to justify its immigration arrests. Judge Beryl Howell was having none of it.
ballsandstrikes.org
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Fuck Kavanaugh stops all my homies hate Kavanaugh stops
(for purposes of this post I'm including a federal district judge who just rightly concluded that the Supreme Court's racial profiling order is *not* controlling precedent under the umbrella of 'my homies')
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/beryl...
(for purposes of this post I'm including a federal district judge who just rightly concluded that the Supreme Court's racial profiling order is *not* controlling precedent under the umbrella of 'my homies')
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/beryl...
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if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
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Water your tree.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Water your tree.