Oleg Boltman
@elhijodelsimon.bsky.social
commissioner of food and beverage. hater of the year.
blog: handwerkreviews.wordpress.com / https://bsky.app/profile/handwerkreviews.bsky.social
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a three part exploration into how to use tables in the meanest possible way, starring Big Titan, The Gladiator (Mike Awesome), Sambo Asako, and Mr. Gannosuke
(FMW Shingeki Day One ~ World Of FMW In Nishinomiya Stadium, 8/22/1993)
(FMW Shingeki Day One ~ World Of FMW In Nishinomiya Stadium, 8/22/1993)
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
a three part exploration into how to use tables in the meanest possible way, starring Big Titan, The Gladiator (Mike Awesome), Sambo Asako, and Mr. Gannosuke
(FMW Shingeki Day One ~ World Of FMW In Nishinomiya Stadium, 8/22/1993)
(FMW Shingeki Day One ~ World Of FMW In Nishinomiya Stadium, 8/22/1993)
Ohio State lost their only competitive game of the season and couldn't score in the second half of a conference title game, are we sure they belong in the playoff?
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Ohio State lost their only competitive game of the season and couldn't score in the second half of a conference title game, are we sure they belong in the playoff?
Reposted by Oleg Boltman
Reposted by Oleg Boltman
Atsushi Onita vs. Terry Funk, FMW Genten Day Ten ~ 4th Anniversary Show (5/5/1993)
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Atsushi Onita vs. Terry Funk, FMW Genten Day Ten ~ 4th Anniversary Show (5/5/1993)
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December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Atsushi Onita vs. Terry Funk, FMW Genten Day Ten ~ 4th Anniversary Show (5/5/1993)
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Big Van Vader vs. Riki Choshu, NJPW Summer Night Fever II Day One (8/19/1990)
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Big Van Vader vs. Riki Choshu, NJPW Summer Night Fever II Day One (8/19/1990)
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December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Big Van Vader vs. Riki Choshu, NJPW Summer Night Fever II Day One (8/19/1990)
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Triple H vs. Goldberg vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Kevin Nash vs. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton, WWE Summerslam (8/24/2003)
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Triple H vs. Goldberg vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Kevin Nash vs. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton, WWE Summerslam (8/24/2003)
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December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Triple H vs. Goldberg vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Kevin Nash vs. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton, WWE Summerslam (8/24/2003)
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Hollywood Hogan vs. Goldberg, WCW Monday Nitro (7/6/1998)
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Hollywood Hogan vs. Goldberg, WCW Monday Nitro (7/6/1998)
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December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hollywood Hogan vs. Goldberg, WCW Monday Nitro (7/6/1998)
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The Season of Giving continues with a comp from @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social, the owner/proprietor of
@handwerkreviews.bsky.social and one-somethingth of yardsubject2change.wordpress.com.
@handwerkreviews.bsky.social and one-somethingth of yardsubject2change.wordpress.com.
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The Season of Giving continues with a comp from @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social, the owner/proprietor of
@handwerkreviews.bsky.social and one-somethingth of yardsubject2change.wordpress.com.
@handwerkreviews.bsky.social and one-somethingth of yardsubject2change.wordpress.com.
five hours left!
that time again
(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
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(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
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(all promotion bans lifted)
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December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
five hours left!
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that time again
(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)
ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)
ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
that time again
(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)
ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)
ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
we've all seen this what feels like a million times, but i can't recall it ever looking quite as graceful or unique as this version from Lizmark on Dr. Wagner Jr.
(CMLL Homenaje A Salvador Lutteroth 1996, 3/22/1996)
(CMLL Homenaje A Salvador Lutteroth 1996, 3/22/1996)
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
we've all seen this what feels like a million times, but i can't recall it ever looking quite as graceful or unique as this version from Lizmark on Dr. Wagner Jr.
(CMLL Homenaje A Salvador Lutteroth 1996, 3/22/1996)
(CMLL Homenaje A Salvador Lutteroth 1996, 3/22/1996)
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Reposted by Oleg Boltman
It shouldn’t be possible to accomplish something this funny with a simple musical cue but I promise you it’s worth it to turn the sound on
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It shouldn’t be possible to accomplish something this funny with a simple musical cue but I promise you it’s worth it to turn the sound on
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i finally finished watching every Cena/Orton match on tape, something someone commissioned like 6-7 months ago, at the rate of one every week or two. these are the final rankings for anyone who is at all interested in things like this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i finally finished watching every Cena/Orton match on tape, something someone commissioned like 6-7 months ago, at the rate of one every week or two. these are the final rankings for anyone who is at all interested in things like this.
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Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)
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Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)
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November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)
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Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)
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Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)
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November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)
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MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)
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MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)
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November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)
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MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)
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MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)
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November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)
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Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)
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Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)
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November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)
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CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)
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CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)
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November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)
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lost transition/counter alert
(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
lost transition/counter alert
(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
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Doom vs. Ric Flair/Arn Anderson, WCW Halloween Havoc (10/27/1990)
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Doom vs. Ric Flair/Arn Anderson, WCW Halloween Havoc (10/27/1990)
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October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Doom vs. Ric Flair/Arn Anderson, WCW Halloween Havoc (10/27/1990)
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