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Oleg Boltman
@elhijodelsimon.bsky.social
commissioner of food and beverage. hater of the year.

blog: handwerkreviews.wordpress.com / https://bsky.app/profile/handwerkreviews.bsky.social
a three part exploration into how to use tables in the meanest possible way, starring Big Titan, The Gladiator (Mike Awesome), Sambo Asako, and Mr. Gannosuke

(FMW Shingeki Day One ~ World Of FMW In Nishinomiya Stadium, 8/22/1993)
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ohio State lost their only competitive game of the season and couldn't score in the second half of a conference title game, are we sure they belong in the playoff?
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
DEATH CULT #1
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Atsushi Onita vs. Terry Funk, FMW Genten Day Ten ~ 4th Anniversary Show (5/5/1993)

Commissions continue again, this one coming from an anonymous Ko-fi contributor, one who ought to take this as a lesson to check what projects I'm in the middle of before paying for something they were going to get…
Atsushi Onita vs. Terry Funk, FMW Genten Day Ten ~ 4th Anniversary Show (5/5/1993)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from an anonymous Ko-fi contributor, one who ought to take this as a lesson to check what projects I'm in the middle of before paying for something they were going to get for free anyways. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Big Van Vader vs. Riki Choshu, NJPW Summer Night Fever II Day One (8/19/1990)

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Big Van Vader vs. Riki Choshu, NJPW Summer Night Fever II Day One (8/19/1990)
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December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Triple H vs. Goldberg vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Kevin Nash vs. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton, WWE Summerslam (8/24/2003)

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Triple H vs. Goldberg vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Kevin Nash vs. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton, WWE Summerslam (8/24/2003)
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handwerkreviews.wordpress.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Hollywood Hogan vs. Goldberg, WCW Monday Nitro (7/6/1998)

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Hollywood Hogan vs. Goldberg, WCW Monday Nitro (7/6/1998)
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December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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The Season of Giving continues with a comp from @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social, the owner/proprietor of
@handwerkreviews.bsky.social and one-somethingth of yardsubject2change.wordpress.com.
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
five hours left!
that time again

(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)

ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Reposted by Oleg Boltman
that time again

(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)

ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by Oleg Boltman
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
we've all seen this what feels like a million times, but i can't recall it ever looking quite as graceful or unique as this version from Lizmark on Dr. Wagner Jr.

(CMLL Homenaje A Salvador Lutteroth 1996, 3/22/1996)
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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💯
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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It shouldn’t be possible to accomplish something this funny with a simple musical cue but I promise you it’s worth it to turn the sound on
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i finally finished watching every Cena/Orton match on tape, something someone commissioned like 6-7 months ago, at the rate of one every week or two. these are the final rankings for anyone who is at all interested in things like this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)

Commissions continue again, this one coming from Ko-fi contributor Jack Mangoon. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is…
Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)
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November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)

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Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)
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November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)

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MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)
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November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)

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MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)
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November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)

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Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)
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November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)

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CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)
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November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
lost transition/counter alert

(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM