Serak the Preparer (she/her)
@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
Social worker, cat mom, Certified Jewish Person, little extra spice that makes existence extra nice. The Unofficial Richmond Spiders Knitting Lady ™️ (WBB only).
Pinned
"To be fair, you can also monger cheese."
"Yeah."
[Pause]
"And whores."
"Yeah."
[Pause]
"And whores."
After watching the student section at two VT games this weekend, it's clear that VCU needs to step up their game. VT has wacky inflatable tube men, giant cardboard heads, and guys willing to swear at the opposition for two hours straight. VCU just has a really good pep band.
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
After watching the student section at two VT games this weekend, it's clear that VCU needs to step up their game. VT has wacky inflatable tube men, giant cardboard heads, and guys willing to swear at the opposition for two hours straight. VCU just has a really good pep band.
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This was all @eleanorabernathy.bsky.social's idea. She wanted to experience the vibe of the Enter Sandman entrance, and it's not exactly a difficult prospect to get me going to watch college basketball.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This was all @eleanorabernathy.bsky.social's idea. She wanted to experience the vibe of the Enter Sandman entrance, and it's not exactly a difficult prospect to get me going to watch college basketball.
We're going to a couple basketball games at Virginia Tech this weekend. To prepare, I've been watching videos of the notorious Enter Sandman intros. I have to say, seeing one of those in person might be the only possible reason I'd want to go to a football game.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We're going to a couple basketball games at Virginia Tech this weekend. To prepare, I've been watching videos of the notorious Enter Sandman intros. I have to say, seeing one of those in person might be the only possible reason I'd want to go to a football game.
I'm trying to read a really interesting article about banning child marriage but I can't get past the fact that the New Hampshire House of Representatives has FOUR HUNDRED members.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm trying to read a really interesting article about banning child marriage but I can't get past the fact that the New Hampshire House of Representatives has FOUR HUNDRED members.
"I require attention."
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"I require attention."
At a basketball game and the people next to me have apparently never heard of standing up to let someone else pass by them. It's like they've never been in public before, ever.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
At a basketball game and the people next to me have apparently never heard of standing up to let someone else pass by them. It's like they've never been in public before, ever.
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Happy Gotcha Day to Sid and Sebastian, my alien girl and my big dumb soft boy.
@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Happy Gotcha Day to Sid and Sebastian, my alien girl and my big dumb soft boy.
@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
We bought blue popcorn a couple weeks ago. I was hoping it would pop blue but alas it just has a faint bluish tinge.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We bought blue popcorn a couple weeks ago. I was hoping it would pop blue but alas it just has a faint bluish tinge.
Person in my knitting group: "when I go to meetings I leave my religion, politics, and finances at home. I think everyone else should too."
BRB putting together the most obnoxiously political and Jewish outfit I can possibly come up with for our meeting tomorrow.
BRB putting together the most obnoxiously political and Jewish outfit I can possibly come up with for our meeting tomorrow.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Person in my knitting group: "when I go to meetings I leave my religion, politics, and finances at home. I think everyone else should too."
BRB putting together the most obnoxiously political and Jewish outfit I can possibly come up with for our meeting tomorrow.
BRB putting together the most obnoxiously political and Jewish outfit I can possibly come up with for our meeting tomorrow.
The worst part about eye surgery is the period after you go home but before the follow up appointment. I have an eye patch on (yarrr mateys) and can't wear my glasses, so I can't even really see out of my good eye. I'm so bored.
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The worst part about eye surgery is the period after you go home but before the follow up appointment. I have an eye patch on (yarrr mateys) and can't wear my glasses, so I can't even really see out of my good eye. I'm so bored.
The kids are alright.
Abigail Spanberger is carrying young voters by 35-points. Mikie Sherril is carrying young voters 2:1.
They thought Gen Z was MAGA. They were wrong.
They thought Gen Z was MAGA. They were wrong.
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The kids are alright.
Virginia Dems took THIRTEEN seats in the House of Delegates. We elected a Democratic governor, lieutenant governor, and attorney general.
We're gonna get legal recreational weed and collective bargaining and I am HERE. FOR. IT. ALL.
We're gonna get legal recreational weed and collective bargaining and I am HERE. FOR. IT. ALL.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Virginia Dems took THIRTEEN seats in the House of Delegates. We elected a Democratic governor, lieutenant governor, and attorney general.
We're gonna get legal recreational weed and collective bargaining and I am HERE. FOR. IT. ALL.
We're gonna get legal recreational weed and collective bargaining and I am HERE. FOR. IT. ALL.
I wrote postcards for a lot of people who won tonight and this makes me very happy.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I wrote postcards for a lot of people who won tonight and this makes me very happy.
I will not obsessively refresh VDOE results while I'm at a basketball game
I will not obsessively refresh VDOE results while I'm at a basketball game
I will not
I will not obsessively refresh VDOE results while I'm at a basketball game
I will not
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I will not obsessively refresh VDOE results while I'm at a basketball game
I will not obsessively refresh VDOE results while I'm at a basketball game
I will not
I will not obsessively refresh VDOE results while I'm at a basketball game
I will not
I rarely get delivery but a few months ago I went for it. Chipotle forgot to add the meat. Doordash was useless. I couldn't call the restaurant. I ended up driving there and they wouldn't fix it until I literally blocked the line and refused to move. I deleted my account that night.
Chipotle cut its growth projections for the 3rd quarter in a row, citing the fact that it bet big on appealing to younger customers and they’re now broke. The stock is down -22% following earnings.
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I rarely get delivery but a few months ago I went for it. Chipotle forgot to add the meat. Doordash was useless. I couldn't call the restaurant. I ended up driving there and they wouldn't fix it until I literally blocked the line and refused to move. I deleted my account that night.
I'm having eye surgery on Wednesday afternoon so if things don't go well for us tomorrow at least I can spend most of the next day grumpily fasting. It's simply unfair to schedule procedures requiring anesthesia for 2:50 in the afternoon.
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm having eye surgery on Wednesday afternoon so if things don't go well for us tomorrow at least I can spend most of the next day grumpily fasting. It's simply unfair to schedule procedures requiring anesthesia for 2:50 in the afternoon.
Today @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social and I drove two hours to the beach to try to fly our kite just because it's a nice day. It didn't work, not enough wind. But I've never felt more like Lady No-Kids in my life.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Today @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social and I drove two hours to the beach to try to fly our kite just because it's a nice day. It didn't work, not enough wind. But I've never felt more like Lady No-Kids in my life.
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
KER-SHAW
KER-SHAW
KER-SHAW
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KER-SHAW
KER-SHAW
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November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
KER-SHAW
KER-SHAW
KER-SHAW
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KER-SHAW
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Only if they survive the 15th inning rap battle.
Not many people know this but if it gets to 17 innings there's a sudden death round where they play Pokemon cards to see who wins
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Only if they survive the 15th inning rap battle.
I for one am glad that sports have overtaken doomerism for a couple hours on this here hellsite.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I for one am glad that sports have overtaken doomerism for a couple hours on this here hellsite.
People are going to write long, long books about this game.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
People are going to write long, long books about this game.
you guys i just want to pop some melatonin and go to bed
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
you guys i just want to pop some melatonin and go to bed
I can't do this again
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I can't do this again
son of a BITCH
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
son of a BITCH