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Steve Bennett🕷🐧⚫️⚪️ 🏴‍☠️
@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
Accidental archivist. Sinister-looking kid. A joint venture of Matsumora Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern. Your go-to source for Richmond Spiders shitposts. What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?
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If there's a hereafter, I hope Sophie was there to greet you. Rest easy, Lou.

@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
Tech's program has been mediocre at best since Frank Beamer retired, so I think they'll take some meaningless success right now, but that's all they're going to get with Small Game James Franklin in charge.
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Oh jeez, this looks bad, time to turn on the old Bainbridge charm."
"LUNATIC!!!!!!"
"Oh jeez, that sounded bad."
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tech's not even a basketball school.
After watching the student section at two VT games this weekend, it's clear that VCU needs to step up their game. VT has wacky inflatable tube men, giant cardboard heads, and guys willing to swear at the opposition for two hours straight. VCU just has a really good pep band.
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One thing that you can't appreciate about this place unless you're actually here is just how steep the seating is. Photographs really flatten it out.

Anyway it's a really cool venue, and a really good atmosphere. I'd come back.
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This was all @eleanorabernathy.bsky.social's idea. She wanted to experience the vibe of the Enter Sandman entrance, and it's not exactly a difficult prospect to get me going to watch college basketball.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just toted up the number of basketball games I expect to attend this season, and it's 44, not counting the conference tournaments. I guess I would have the stamina for pro season tickets.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Road trip!
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If you have to cut Roumoglou's arms off to get him to stop shooting 3s, I say do it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Happy Gotcha Day to Sid and Sebastian, my alien girl and my big dumb soft boy.

@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Guys, you call every single touch foul, we're never going to get out of here tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If Penn State had no defensive coaches at all, would they be any worse?
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
…But one day you'll [give up a goal to] RUST! RUST, I TELL YOU! *insane laughter*
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I regret to inform you that Apostolos Roumoglou is still hucking 3s and he still sucks at it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Looks like Carrie Coyner took one for the team in exchange for…

Nothing at all!
two cartoon characters are skiing on a snowy mountain
ALT: two cartoon characters are skiing on a snowy mountain
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November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We're going to have legalized recreational cannabis sales in Virginia. At long fucking last.
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I miss my baseline seats…
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Anything to distract from the bodies in his crawl space."
"What'd Tom Brady do now?"
"Cloned his dog."
@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reposted by Steve Bennett🕷🐧⚫️⚪️ 🏴‍☠️
Today @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social and I drove two hours to the beach to try to fly our kite just because it's a nice day. It didn't work, not enough wind. But I've never felt more like Lady No-Kids in my life.

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November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They should bring in Kershaw so he can choke in the postseason one last time.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
On the bright side, at least they can't have a rain delay.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The Dodgers game @eleanorabernathy.bsky.social and I went to back in June, we got funneled out onto the field for the postgame drone show, and I can tell you, that outfield is rock hard. That dive had to hurt like hell.
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Let's be honest, it's probably so Trump won't steal the real crown.
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is going to end with the Italian army burning down Istanbul, isn't it?
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Be not afraid
biblically accurate cat
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Toronto took the lead while I was watching the Pens lose another shootout. Maybe I should just stick to hockey tonight.
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM