Serak the Preparer (she/her)
@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
Social worker, cat mom, Certified Jewish Person, little extra spice that makes existence extra nice. The Unofficial Richmond Spiders Knitting Lady ™️ (WBB only).
"I require attention."
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"I require attention."
Feels important to know how to say this in many languages.
October 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Feels important to know how to say this in many languages.
Shanah Tovah!
At first I was miffed that the rapture was supposed to happen on Rosh Hashanah but then I realized if all the evangelicals go away it'll be the best gift God ever gave us Chosen People, so now I'm all for it.
At first I was miffed that the rapture was supposed to happen on Rosh Hashanah but then I realized if all the evangelicals go away it'll be the best gift God ever gave us Chosen People, so now I'm all for it.
September 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Shanah Tovah!
At first I was miffed that the rapture was supposed to happen on Rosh Hashanah but then I realized if all the evangelicals go away it'll be the best gift God ever gave us Chosen People, so now I'm all for it.
At first I was miffed that the rapture was supposed to happen on Rosh Hashanah but then I realized if all the evangelicals go away it'll be the best gift God ever gave us Chosen People, so now I'm all for it.
Me, every Tuesday, but especially today.
September 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me, every Tuesday, but especially today.
At a hearing to speak out against a proposed natural gas plant in our county. It's packed in here and we are all PISSED.
September 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
At a hearing to speak out against a proposed natural gas plant in our county. It's packed in here and we are all PISSED.
August 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If you can't be accurate, be colorful.
August 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you can't be accurate, be colorful.
🎶 My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R
My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R 🎶
My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R 🎶
August 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
🎶 My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R
My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R 🎶
My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R 🎶
Happy birthday to my favorite person to watch baseball with, @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Happy birthday to my favorite person to watch baseball with, @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
Every year my husband asks me for a homemade dessert for his birthday. Every year he says he doesn't care if I use canned filling or premade pie crust. And every year I remind him that in this house we don't half-ass birthday food.
Anyway this year he got a nectarine crisp. Happy birthday darling.
Anyway this year he got a nectarine crisp. Happy birthday darling.
August 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every year my husband asks me for a homemade dessert for his birthday. Every year he says he doesn't care if I use canned filling or premade pie crust. And every year I remind him that in this house we don't half-ass birthday food.
Anyway this year he got a nectarine crisp. Happy birthday darling.
Anyway this year he got a nectarine crisp. Happy birthday darling.
Listening to an audiobook featuring a Jewish character and it's obvious the author isn't Jewish because he talks about how we always go back to obeying God in the end. That's...very much not what Judaism is about.
July 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Listening to an audiobook featuring a Jewish character and it's obvious the author isn't Jewish because he talks about how we always go back to obeying God in the end. That's...very much not what Judaism is about.
WATCH as Republicans run away in shame on their votes to cut healthcare from millions of Americans.
#VoteHellNO
#VoteHellNO
July 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
WATCH as Republicans run away in shame on their votes to cut healthcare from millions of Americans.
#VoteHellNO
#VoteHellNO
I disagree with at least two of these people being "indispensable."
June 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I disagree with at least two of these people being "indispensable."
The final and possibly best food goal:
Baja fish tacos ☑️
A former neighbor of mine told me about this place in Del Mar that sells unlimited $1.29 fish tacos and we were like, SOLD. And now we're both stuffed and very pleased with ourselves.
Baja fish tacos ☑️
A former neighbor of mine told me about this place in Del Mar that sells unlimited $1.29 fish tacos and we were like, SOLD. And now we're both stuffed and very pleased with ourselves.
June 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The final and possibly best food goal:
Baja fish tacos ☑️
A former neighbor of mine told me about this place in Del Mar that sells unlimited $1.29 fish tacos and we were like, SOLD. And now we're both stuffed and very pleased with ourselves.
Baja fish tacos ☑️
A former neighbor of mine told me about this place in Del Mar that sells unlimited $1.29 fish tacos and we were like, SOLD. And now we're both stuffed and very pleased with ourselves.
Mission burritos ☑️
Real sourdough ☑️
Real sourdough ☑️
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Mission burritos ☑️
Real sourdough ☑️
Real sourdough ☑️
June 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
At our first game of this trip. The park is perfectly fine for a AAA team. Too bad we're seeing the A's.
@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
At our first game of this trip. The park is perfectly fine for a AAA team. Too bad we're seeing the A's.
@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
Pasties ☑️
June 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Pasties ☑️
June 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
![Screenshot of a Facebook messenger conversation.
"Hey can you order air tags for our luggage? If you get them today they should be here tomorrow or Saturday."
"I did, they should be here tomorrow."
[Hot dog emoji indicating acknowledgement]
"Married person mind meld, etc. etc."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xwfamwnw6jowbyc737u475ht/bafkreicsrittfxymxvcrpve4vqckncpjyfmtq76wagw2ivglp5picul6iq@jpeg)
June 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1966)
June 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1966)
Today in unhinged Boomer shit from Facebook:
June 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Today in unhinged Boomer shit from Facebook:
Holy shit I agree with him about something.
June 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Holy shit I agree with him about something.
My phone can tell me what music is playing around me, with sometimes hilariously incorrect results. For example, right now I'm listening to Sonic Youth. Specifically, Daydream Nation, an album approximately 10 years older than Faye Webster.
May 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My phone can tell me what music is playing around me, with sometimes hilariously incorrect results. For example, right now I'm listening to Sonic Youth. Specifically, Daydream Nation, an album approximately 10 years older than Faye Webster.
May 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM