oliver
@eikopf.com
absolutely will not shut up about programming languages. apparently also now the calendar guy
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oliver
@eikopf.com
· Sep 25
if i try hard enough they will surely see that i am an earnest young man with joy in my soul and autism in my brain
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"claude md" ridiculous. he is NOT a doctor
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 AM
"claude md" ridiculous. he is NOT a doctor
coddled indigo child programmers weened on silicon valley zirp funny money stop being narcissists fishing for approval challenge impossible
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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the typescript type system might be the greatest autismsniper ever invented
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 AM
the typescript type system might be the greatest autismsniper ever invented
roughly every five years britain feels compelled to make everything worse for no particular reason
Suella Braverman, "There is a very strong case to increase the powers of any immigration enforcement officers that we deploy"
"At the moment they're hamstrung by human rights laws, by health and safety laws, by all sorts of needless and obstructive bureaucracy"
"At the moment they're hamstrung by human rights laws, by health and safety laws, by all sorts of needless and obstructive bureaucracy"
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 AM
roughly every five years britain feels compelled to make everything worse for no particular reason
nl was so real for saying that tumblr’s death was a tragedy because it let all its users out of containment
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
nl was so real for saying that tumblr’s death was a tragedy because it let all its users out of containment
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I'm begging everyone in the world to understand that occasional false positives are the price you pay for a functioning content moderation system and having your post deleted is not actually the worst thing in this world that could happen to you
according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I'm begging everyone in the world to understand that occasional false positives are the price you pay for a functioning content moderation system and having your post deleted is not actually the worst thing in this world that could happen to you
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we did it reddit
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
we did it reddit
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Hot take maybe but Claude would generate faster Rust if Rust had arc-cow stringy types because it’s picked up so much of that “just clone it” bs that we teach new users to avoid thinking about ownership
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Hot take maybe but Claude would generate faster Rust if Rust had arc-cow stringy types because it’s picked up so much of that “just clone it” bs that we teach new users to avoid thinking about ownership
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i empathize so much with not wanting to know abt how computer works!! but also we live in a world with a lot of computer so you should probably know a little bit about it otherwise you are going to fall for a lot
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 PM
i empathize so much with not wanting to know abt how computer works!! but also we live in a world with a lot of computer so you should probably know a little bit about it otherwise you are going to fall for a lot
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do you think mary shelley was the first fujoshi
June 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
do you think mary shelley was the first fujoshi
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i switched my bluesky to "British english" what is this shit
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i switched my bluesky to "British english" what is this shit
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i never thought to ask what kold was short for. perhaps i am a bad person
早上好 condominium，现在 我在你妈妈的小穴里
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 AM
i never thought to ask what kold was short for. perhaps i am a bad person
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i will NOT be playing racist void stranger
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i will NOT be playing racist void stranger
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it would require shockingly little to have an insane European economic renaissance, gonna write down a few in this thread:
January 22, 2026 at 8:51 PM
it would require shockingly little to have an insane European economic renaissance, gonna write down a few in this thread:
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programs are just memories and data centers are where they keep all the ghosts wake up people!!
January 22, 2026 at 7:56 PM
programs are just memories and data centers are where they keep all the ghosts wake up people!!
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both appear whenever i mention or post about icalendar...
@eikopf.com and @lesbianmonad.com are the same person
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
both appear whenever i mention or post about icalendar...
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@eikopf.com and @lesbianmonad.com are the same person
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
trvthnvke
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I voted for Trump in 2016. I don't know what to tell you. I did voter fraud at age 10.
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I voted for Trump in 2016. I don't know what to tell you. I did voter fraud at age 10.
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wait until you learn ayla:
1. voted for Trump
2. addicted to fentanyl while being a mother of two
3. probably used AI that one time doing a PR on PDSls
4. owes me $20
5. called Morgana her "fat chinese baby"
the hypocrisy knows no limit, awful "human" being
1. voted for Trump
2. addicted to fentanyl while being a mother of two
3. probably used AI that one time doing a PR on PDSls
4. owes me $20
5. called Morgana her "fat chinese baby"
the hypocrisy knows no limit, awful "human" being
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 PM
wait until you learn ayla:
1. voted for Trump
2. addicted to fentanyl while being a mother of two
3. probably used AI that one time doing a PR on PDSls
4. owes me $20
5. called Morgana her "fat chinese baby"
the hypocrisy knows no limit, awful "human" being
1. voted for Trump
2. addicted to fentanyl while being a mother of two
3. probably used AI that one time doing a PR on PDSls
4. owes me $20
5. called Morgana her "fat chinese baby"
the hypocrisy knows no limit, awful "human" being
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