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absolutely will not shut up about programming languages. apparently also now the calendar guy
(he/him)
(he/him)
i honestly cannot think of a more ridiculous language project than v. like their docs have a section called "functions 2"
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i honestly cannot think of a more ridiculous language project than v. like their docs have a section called "functions 2"
we have advanced from vagueposting to opaqueposting
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
we have advanced from vagueposting to opaqueposting
my reading list is now 15% papers about functional programming
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
my reading list is now 15% papers about functional programming
not an incel just a temporarily embarrassed wife guy
December 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
not an incel just a temporarily embarrassed wife guy
it might be so over for me
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
it might be so over for me
they’re calling the dollar the lira of america
December 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
they’re calling the dollar the lira of america
touch [the] grass [near to where i live]
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
touch [the] grass [near to where i live]
i would like to be able to get through the us border within the next 3 years
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i would like to be able to get through the us border within the next 3 years
i’m not brave enough to repost this one…
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i’m not brave enough to repost this one…
do you have to get git involved. are there merge conflicts
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
do you have to get git involved. are there merge conflicts
the problem with being in a polycule is that you eventually run out of girlfriends
December 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
the problem with being in a polycule is that you eventually run out of girlfriends
the witness was pretty well designed but it also has comical rendering bugs and gives me simulation sickness if i play it too long
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
the witness was pretty well designed but it also has comical rendering bugs and gives me simulation sickness if i play it too long
america is the turkey of the united states?
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
america is the turkey of the united states?
you can use the range patterns! i.e. '0'..='9' is the pattern for digits and 'a'..='z' is the pattern for lowercase letters
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
you can use the range patterns! i.e. '0'..='9' is the pattern for digits and 'a'..='z' is the pattern for lowercase letters
will there be a fourth token in the near future
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
will there be a fourth token in the near future
you could probably make it a little nicer by folding the conditions into a match expression? but fen is inherently gross so this is fitting
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
you could probably make it a little nicer by folding the conditions into a match expression? but fen is inherently gross so this is fitting
he is blue for an amazing reason
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
he is blue for an amazing reason
i’m going to see nightmarish types if i look at the source code aren’t i
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i’m going to see nightmarish types if i look at the source code aren’t i