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absolutely will not shut up about programming languages. apparently also now the calendar guy

(he/him)
i am a walking national stereotype
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
yeah okay you can just do this instead
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i should post about things i should do
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
google overview is so helpful 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
> leftcoded tone
> assumes i’m an american
> normal life is a failure
> poverty is shameful
> go rerun the bernie 2016 campaign
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
very happy with my solution for today
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 AM
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
part of me yearns for documentation that looks like this
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
epstein? the high-energy physicist?
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
and then i gave up and just wrote this
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
haskelloids what the fuck does this mean
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
hmmmmmm this guy seems really well-adjusted
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
lion i fear
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
world's most elegant programming language strikes again
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i was looking to see if ghc does any niche optimisations and what do you mean a tuple can have at most 64 elements
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
here’s a page from the middle of the book
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
first snow!
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
valve you cannot be putting USB-A into a new consumer device in the year of our lord 2025
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM