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Scott James Taylor
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Scott James Taylor @effseedee.bsky.social · Nov 11
psst. hey. hey you. you looking for some of that... genre-hopping multiverse lady roadtrip stuff? I can hook you up. linktr.ee/effseedee
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robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out
Code to add "i have the solution: wolves" to most of the text on a website. Produces stuff like "Tim Stanley Netanyahu is committing a strategic blunder that will alienate the world. I have a solution: wolves." javascript:(()=>{const PHRASE="I have a solution: wolves.";const SKIP=new Set(["SCRIPT","STYLE","NOSCRIPT","IFRAME","TEXTAREA","INPUT","CODE","PRE","SVG","CANVAS","MATH","SELECT","OPTION"]);const w=document.createTreeWalker(document.body,NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,{acceptNode(n){const t=n.nodeValue;if(!t||!t.trim())return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;const p=n.parentElement;if(!p||p.isContentEditable||SKIP.has(p.tagName))return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;return NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT;}});const chunkRe=/[^.!?…]+(?:[.!?…]+)?(?:["')\]]+)?(?:\s+|$)/g;const terminalPunctRe=/[.!?…]$/;const closersRe=/(["')\]]+)\s*$/;const alreadyRe=/\bI have a solution: wolves\.(?=(?:["')\]]+\s*)?$)/u;while(w.nextNode()){const node=w.currentNode;const original=node.nodeValue;let out="";for(const m of original.matchAll(chunkRe)){let s=m[0];const trimmed=s.trimEnd();if(!trimmed){out+=s;continue}const words=(trimmed.match(/[\p{L}\p{N}’']+/gu)||[]).length;if(words>=6&&!alreadyRe.test(trimmed)){const trailSpace=(s.match(/\s+$/)||[""])[0];let body=trimmed;let closers="";const cm=body.match(closersRe);if(cm){closers=cm[1];body=body.slice(0,-closers.length).trimEnd()}if(!terminalPunctRe.test(body))body+=".";body+=" "+PHRASE;s=body+(closers||"")+trailSpace}out+=s}if(out!==original)node.nodeValue=out}})();
August 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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twyst.bsky.social
July 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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misterabk.bsky.social
Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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rusty.todayintabs.com
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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merridia.bsky.social
Once, some friends organized a small meetup at the Comic Con hotel bar dressed as Multiple Man; Peter and his wife showed up and spent the night just shooting the shit with us. He was unbelievably cool and gracious and I'm so sad to hear about his passing, but so happy and appreciative for him, too.
beaucoupkevin.com Kevin Church @beaucoupkevin.com · May 25
Really sorry to hear about Peter David; his work with Star Trek was among the best of the '90s licensed material. I only met him once; it was when I would do part-time at the local comic shop for store credit.
May 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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clairemcnear.bsky.social
help I'm obsessed with the warring mother robins who unhappily share a nest
facebook post with a collection of photos and video of a huge clutch of robin eggs and two adult robins squished together in the same nest: "I’ve had robins on my porch every year. This year has been quite interesting! On Sunday I found two eggs in the nest and by Tuesday afternoon there were 8 eggs! I had never seen that many. So I did a little bit of research and found out that 8 eggs means they were likely laid by two different females. So I set up a camera to see what would happen. And much to my surprise there are two females caring for the eggs. They are NOT happy to be sharing the nest. But they are stubborn and neither mother is willing to leave her eggs. I read that usually the robins are so territorial that one mother will leave. During the day they kick each other out of the nest taking turns sitting on the eggs. Then at night they both have such a strong instinct to sit on the eggs all night that they BOTH sit on the nest. One bird sits on the other. They fight and peck at each other constantly! Although they seem to have come to some sort of understanding and tolerate each other much better now. Here are some pictures and videos of these very stubborn and devoted mother robins. I can tell them apart by their markings by their eyes. And I can tell they are both females by the way the mothers settle onto the eggs and cover them with their brood patch. Have you ever seen two females sit on the nest at the same time!? St Thomas, Ontario Canada May 4, 2025" one mother robin sits on top of the other mother robin in the same nest the two robins face off in the nest at night
May 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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maplecocaine.bsky.social
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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gravity-pike.bsky.social
"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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joles.bsky.social
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
Sinners (2025)
Michael B. Jordan and the Count from Sesame Street
May 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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antlervel.vet
I think the text that appears to dissuade you from using hints in Case of the Golden Idol should also be presented before you’re allowed to reply to someone’s Bluesky post
Have you made a typo? Have you exhausted all the evidence? Have you re-examined your assumptions?
March 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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theonion.com
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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sarahoconnorft.ft.com
Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"On the night of the 2nd of March 2025, your actions were the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for."
March 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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nightelectricity.com
new saddest six word story just dropped
Facebook marketplace listing for "Full Podcasting set up (Hardly used)
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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ultchimi.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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charliejane.bsky.social
Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood

Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man
February 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
effseedee.bsky.social
Your outie always remembers to reserve the pasta water.
February 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
Maybe the real Xenomorph was inside us all along
February 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
effseedee.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/133... had a lot of fun going full pirate (with a splash of science fiction) with @stpwrites.bsky.social in HERE BE DEATH RAYS, our contribution to this anthology from @outlandent.bsky.social, kickstarting now!
Rising Tides: A Pirate Anthology!
My crew an’ I bring ye tales of daring! Of makin’ a difference in the face of oppressive guv’mints and fearsome beasties!
www.kickstarter.com
February 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
Learn what "property encroachment" is - the fun way! 🎶
February 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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readingtheend.bsky.social
Farscape is a show about a man who has a terrible day every single day, and all the aliens are smarter and stronger than him, but still he keeps doggedly making plans because what else are you gonna do?

also, everyone is very horny. also, body fluids.
suzvoy.myatproto.social cabbage the cat @suzvoy.myatproto.social · Feb 1
holy shit, they're in the process of uploading all of farscape officially to YT for free. WATCH THIS SHOW, it's bonkers and fantastic!!
I cannot emphasise enough how damn good it is 😍
Farscape
Discover Farscape, the iconic sci-fi series starring Ben Browder as John Crichton and Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun, blending live-action, digital effects, and Jim Henson’s Creature Shop puppetry. Named ...
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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claytonashley.bsky.social
finally caught up with Conclave, what a film, really makes you think
A scene from the film Conclave where a Bishop stands in a Vatican courtyard in the evening with many turtles on the stone and in the pool near his feet. A subtitle reads "When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?"
January 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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davidehrlich.bsky.social
David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM