Fr Edward Barlow
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Fr Edward Barlow
@edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social
Vicar. #DoctorWho Fan. Knitter. Dad to #SEND/PDA child. Husband. Non-Driver. #Philosophy graduate. Former RE Teacher. #AcousticNeuroma.

#Bexley
He/Him

All stunts my own.
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Words online may appear differently on other people's screens to how they appear in our heads.

In the interests of accountability, if you see me post anything that goes against the digital charter, please send a gentle DM.

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This ongoing toxic discourse has multiple real-life, everyday consequences

It leads to the man sitting next to me on a bus not accepting I'm from Manchester as I have 'dark skin'

Declaring, while gesturing around the bus- 'you can fool all of them, but you can't fool me'

It permits open racism
GB News now broadcasting calls to remove the ethnic minority MPs from parliament
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 34:
Pumpkin Bread Pudding
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Are you getting away for Christmas?"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 33:
Pork-in-Pumpkin
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I named my fists Torvill and Dean because whilst they may be synchronised, they're not actually together.
I named my fists Cannon and Ball because they're not very funny.
I named my fists Flying and Dutchman because they never land
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Would it be elitist of me to politely demand that the use of the term "Orwellian" should be the reserved privilege of people who have read more than two George Orwell books?
a cartoon of three pigs in suits jumping over a fence
ALT: a cartoon of three pigs in suits jumping over a fence
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 32:
"Caribbean-Style" Chicken and Pumpkin Curry
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 31:
Roast chicken on Winter Vegetables
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Reposted by Fr Edward Barlow
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Last packet of marshmallows in the fifth shop I tried!

What is this famine!?!?
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 30:
Pumpkin Possets

(Made in quantity to be taken to a #Thanksgiving dinner later)
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
As we stand on the cusp of Advent, is anyone else starting to wonder how to shoehorn some K-Pop Demon-Hunters references into their Crib Service banter?
a blue cartoon cat with sharp teeth is laying on a ledge
ALT: a blue cartoon cat with sharp teeth is laying on a ledge
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 29:
Pumpkin Rice Pudding
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by Fr Edward Barlow
The #TwoChildLimit is finally gone.
This decision will pull 450,000 children out of poverty.

After years of tireless campaigning, persistence has paid off. Thank you to our colleagues, partners & supporters who made this happen!
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Lesnes Abbey, with frost.
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Reposted by Fr Edward Barlow
I was going to watch the budget but
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 28:
Slow-Cooked Pumpkin Chilli Con Carne
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Never seen a TARDIS before, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There's nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality, Charlie Brown.
It can only have been created out of pure energy while the skull was restructuring Thea's brain, Charlie Brown.
You're a big man but you're out of shape, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 27:
Pumpkin, Cheese & Onion Lattice
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Guest sermon for the Christ Church Bexleyheath Patronal Evensong.

How many #StarTrek titles can you spot?
(No prizes, its just for fun!)

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The Conscience of The King
All of Time and Space
wp.me
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 26:
Plomeek Soup à la Neelix
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Life observation:

It's considered good manners to shout "Thank you driver" as you disembark a #London bus...
...
But if you do it on the tube, people look at you funny...
people waiting for a train at a station with a way out sign
ALT: people waiting for a train at a station with a way out sign
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Cooking with #Pumpkins:
Recipe 25:
Pumpkin Cheesy Beano on Baked Sweet Potato
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM