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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 12h

The cops really jumped on that dick

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 13h

Someone’s gotta sync the penis arrest video to “Fuck The Police”

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 13h

She fucked the police

thekoolaidmom.bsky.social @thekoolaidmom.bsky.social · 19h

#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.

Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 13h

This is the first documented instance of malicious compliance by AI

Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 13h

This AI video is such a pathetic failure of an attempt to be funny that it’s hard to believe Musk didn’t make it

Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 14h

Of all the things Mike Johnson didn’t see, he didn’t see this one the most

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siobhan @siobhan-m.bsky.social · 14h

mr trump as your comms strategist i can only encourage you to keep depicting yourself as a mad king dumping shit on people

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h

Trump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump."

AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 23h

Says a lot about the differences in corporate governance at Salesforce vs Tesla

Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 23h

Guarantee some of the line attorneys in the office call him “No Bill” Essayli

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 1d

Badge of honor

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Eric L. Robinson @uticaeric.bsky.social · 1d

"Having told the truth and revealed that I am a violent reactionary, I was promptly contacted by my company's head of public relations and I actually remain committed to ohana. Now who wants to see me chat with McConahuey about our favorite Steely Dan records?"

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d

Marc Benioff, the billionaire CEO of Salesforce, now says he does not believe the National Guard needs to be deployed to San Francisco.

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Having listened closely to my fellow San Franciscans and our local officials, and after the largest and safest Dreamforce in our history, I do not believe the National Guard is needed to address safety in San Francisco. My earlier comment came from an abundance of caution around the event, and I sincerely apologize for the concern it caused. It's my firm belief that our city makes the most progress when we all work together in a spirit of partnership. I remain deeply grateful to Mayor Lurie, SFPD, and all our partners, and am fully committed to a safer, stronger San Francisco.

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 1d

Murder stay murder

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2d

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 3d

Says the dumbass who confirmed his as head of HHS

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 3d

Argentinian financial bailouts are the economic equivalent of a land invasion of Afghanistan

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Owen Barcala @obarcala.bsky.social · 3d

The "don't call us Nazis" crowd sure has a lot of swastikas

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 3d

Holy shit. This is Angelo Elia, a legislative correspondent for Congressman Dave Taylor.

According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.

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Full of Contempt @m-theory3.bsky.social · 5d

This is the nation that we are now. This nation is unbelievably sick.

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ashley scarebanks 💀🕯️ @ziibiing.com · 6d

lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

AJ West • 1h
Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government
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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 6d

Hilarious that they’re all too stupid to realize that these sort of comments, and the attention they draw, will only make these protests more massive and more well covered

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 6d

When that terminal diagnosis kicks in

Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 6d

Saw that third ghost from A Christmas Carol and is SHOOK

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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 8d

Argentina edition of Libertarian bible

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 8d

A physician describing your lab results as “exceptional” is generally not good

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Edmond Dumas @edmonddumas.bsky.social · 8d

Fuck this piece of shit

Heather Knight @heatherknightsf.bsky.social · 8d

For years, San Franciscans considered him the rare big-hearted billionaire. But days before his Dreamforce conference begins, Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff said he would support President Trump sending the National Guard to SF and that Trump is doing “a great job.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco

www.nytimes.com

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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 8d

Store of value Bitcoin lost >10% in the past hour

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