Ed Jefferson
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writes/codes/talks about things no-one else would bother to. e dot jefferson at gmail. he/him. was @edjeff. https://edjefferson.com I have a Mews Letter: https://mewsletter.co.uk/
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someone explained to me that what they mean is they want you to speak english an equivalent level of e.g. how much french an english speaker would need to pass a-level french, but it is a very stupid and convoluted way of conveying this
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Post your most unopinionated hinge
A door hinge
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tell your weight and your BMI to stop eating milestones they're not good for them
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god bless us everyone
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A great reason to avoid Twitter entirely, besides all the CSAM and gore, is that you will not ruin your brain so dramatically that you run this sort of thing
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It's time to ban millennials from using smart phones
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"A level standard of English" surely isn't actually meaningful beyond vague hand-waving
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Sorry, wrong thread, this was me in a different era
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I smear my own faeces all over the book, cut it up with a chainsaw and then feed the bits to my family, who are dead
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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No-one ever tells you their hinged opinions do they
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Is chatGPT a freeman of the land
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Might go and kick a door.
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Now they're arguing about whether it's okay to post pictures of kids who kick doors.
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You think you've got problems, the local WhatsApp is going mental because some kids have been kicking doors.
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"scenic" is one way to describe Tilbury I suppose
Headline: Scenic Essex town that is a hotspot for film locations from Batman to Paddington
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I like chips in brown gravy
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Don't call him that
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I imagine the explanation is "one time I came here and they weren't serving booze for some very specific reason". Or: "I am thinking of a different pier"
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what if my dead relatives are hanging out with them. how do I know who to cancel
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exactly!!! they won't let it and we all know why
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I definitely have some residual beef with this pier around this issue but now concerned this is like your dad trying to get you to care about some minor annoyance about a particular supermarket based on something that happened before you were born.
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TBF he had proven himself with Cool As Ice