Claire (<- that's her, Claire)
@eclaire.bsky.social
You have to like me because I am holding my cat and they'll get scared if they sense hostility
I am going to enter politics and become prime minister to, in order of priorities,
1) establish a ubi and end hunger and homelessness across the country in one fell swoop
2) make sure the mountain goats can play shows in Canada without hassle, and
3) make it legal to have several wifes I love
1) establish a ubi and end hunger and homelessness across the country in one fell swoop
2) make sure the mountain goats can play shows in Canada without hassle, and
3) make it legal to have several wifes I love
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I am going to enter politics and become prime minister to, in order of priorities,
1) establish a ubi and end hunger and homelessness across the country in one fell swoop
2) make sure the mountain goats can play shows in Canada without hassle, and
3) make it legal to have several wifes I love
1) establish a ubi and end hunger and homelessness across the country in one fell swoop
2) make sure the mountain goats can play shows in Canada without hassle, and
3) make it legal to have several wifes I love
this is my stupidest and instantly most popular post
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
this is my stupidest and instantly most popular post
Reposted by Claire (<- that's her, Claire)
I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
Just look at this baby
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just look at this baby
Reposted by Claire (<- that's her, Claire)
every time a girl with an aquiline nose gets a rhinoplasty god allows an atrocity to befall humanity
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
every time a girl with an aquiline nose gets a rhinoplasty god allows an atrocity to befall humanity
I don't think pantone choosing white as the colour of the year was a race thing, I think that the marketing and business class have had their minds emptied out by decades of ease and years of AI and now are incapable of the barest creative thought
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I don't think pantone choosing white as the colour of the year was a race thing, I think that the marketing and business class have had their minds emptied out by decades of ease and years of AI and now are incapable of the barest creative thought
Invite me on Boney Island Whitefish. I am not interesting to talk to. I have no relationship with anyone involved and I will be awkward. But goddamn my breakfasts are interesting sometimes
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Invite me on Boney Island Whitefish. I am not interesting to talk to. I have no relationship with anyone involved and I will be awkward. But goddamn my breakfasts are interesting sometimes
Baby update they are in bean storage
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Baby update they are in bean storage
Sam Altman using all the resources in the solar system and building Dyson swarms and a Jupiter brain so that a kardashev II civilization's AI can drive its users insane 5-10% faster
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sam Altman using all the resources in the solar system and building Dyson swarms and a Jupiter brain so that a kardashev II civilization's AI can drive its users insane 5-10% faster
Why you yellahbellied, ornery
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Why you yellahbellied, ornery
Gamers have spent decades fighting for games to be recognized as art and it turns out what they meant by art was "detailed hair"
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Gamers have spent decades fighting for games to be recognized as art and it turns out what they meant by art was "detailed hair"
Reposted by Claire (<- that's her, Claire)
Reading the interviews of Gabriel García Márquez and this passage stands out to me, from the 1970s but relevant in this time, that in this era the fight must be for collective happiness, which as he astutely describes, is the only kind of just happiness
December 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Reading the interviews of Gabriel García Márquez and this passage stands out to me, from the 1970s but relevant in this time, that in this era the fight must be for collective happiness, which as he astutely describes, is the only kind of just happiness
People I trust and like saying "don't say offensive, don't give a 0" but this is the ultimate chilling effect. You simply must not be honest in any situation as long as you live if you're trans? You must always capitulate to avoid being noticed? This is not an acceptable set of terms to live under.
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
People I trust and like saying "don't say offensive, don't give a 0" but this is the ultimate chilling effect. You simply must not be honest in any situation as long as you live if you're trans? You must always capitulate to avoid being noticed? This is not an acceptable set of terms to live under.
A lot of supposedly smart legal minds say "she could have defended herself by simply not conceding reality and caving" rather than recognizing that there is an active war in courts and media against every single trans person who a right winger sees at any time, and there is no defense available
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A lot of supposedly smart legal minds say "she could have defended herself by simply not conceding reality and caving" rather than recognizing that there is an active war in courts and media against every single trans person who a right winger sees at any time, and there is no defense available
Reposted by Claire (<- that's her, Claire)
when The Invisible Man eats Ortolan Bunting, he also has to eat the shroud so it keeps hiding the bird in his stomach
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
when The Invisible Man eats Ortolan Bunting, he also has to eat the shroud so it keeps hiding the bird in his stomach
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girls will be like "zettai unmei mokushiroku" and then take you here
March 14, 2024 at 3:23 AM
girls will be like "zettai unmei mokushiroku" and then take you here
Reposted by Claire (<- that's her, Claire)
I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace
There are two cultures side by side in the world that went viral today. One of them is all the people talking about beautiful dreams of how they Could live a kinder, more full life with UBI. The other is the head of the CDC saying poor people should sell their kidneys because they aren't using them
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There are two cultures side by side in the world that went viral today. One of them is all the people talking about beautiful dreams of how they Could live a kinder, more full life with UBI. The other is the head of the CDC saying poor people should sell their kidneys because they aren't using them
The US must be disarmed by force by a global coalition and it's entire leadership should face Nuremberg trials at a minimum
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The US must be disarmed by force by a global coalition and it's entire leadership should face Nuremberg trials at a minimum
Ooh this ones good. Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
1) tons of moose charging me
2) some black bears charging me
3) beaver attacking my canoe
4) snapping turtle
5) piping plover
1) tons of moose charging me
2) some black bears charging me
3) beaver attacking my canoe
4) snapping turtle
5) piping plover
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Robbie Jr. (white w/ black spots)
Tom (grey tuxedo)
Moose (white w/ orange spots, big chunky fella)
Chester (grey w/ white mittens)
Sunny (orange w/ white mittens)
I seen 'em all and they all came home with me
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
Hognose snake
Snapping turtle
Hermit crabs
Muskrat
Skunk
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ooh this ones good. Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild
1) tons of moose charging me
2) some black bears charging me
3) beaver attacking my canoe
4) snapping turtle
5) piping plover
1) tons of moose charging me
2) some black bears charging me
3) beaver attacking my canoe
4) snapping turtle
5) piping plover
Training rae in wing chun, I'm ip tran
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Training rae in wing chun, I'm ip tran
Reposted by Claire (<- that's her, Claire)
me after sleeping like absolute shit
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
me after sleeping like absolute shit
Reposted by Claire (<- that's her, Claire)
latest news from the haters: they 3d printed a 1:6 scale diaper with tiny shitty decorative human legs sticking out the bottom and gave it to an unsuspecting hermit crab
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
latest news from the haters: they 3d printed a 1:6 scale diaper with tiny shitty decorative human legs sticking out the bottom and gave it to an unsuspecting hermit crab