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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 2d

"why's it called the bullpen? They're not bulls, they're men!" - Alina

Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 2d

We're gonna get swept because our management cannot tolerate trusting their aces

Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 2d

I would love it if the jays would stop pulling pitchers before they were in trouble and replacing them with much worse pitchers

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 2d

An extra who stands out awkwardly in the background of pirates of the caribbean

🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 2d

Josh Naylor is easily the best professional athlete who looks like someone in a Southern California beach town liquor store parking lot

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 3d

I woke up with the worst back pain of my life today hopefully I am a sin eater taking this on for the blue jays so they might hit again

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 3d

Free floating kaowool fibres

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 7d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 5d

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 6d

too many of you are focused on bari weiss throwing around memos at third place CBS when you should be focused on fundamentals like throwing out the runner at first base with two outs

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 6d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 6d

horrifying!

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 7d

after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports

Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.

www.consumerreports.org

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 6d

I first watched Strange Days when on an overnight bus ride with the rest of my boy's high school rowing team. We had to vote for the movie to watch. It was between this and Half-Baked. I'm sure you're not surprised the winning pitch was, horrifyingly, "theres a boob in this one"

𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 7d

Director Kathryn Bigelow’s cult future noir thriller ‘Strange Days’ starring Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett, Juliette Lewis, and Tom Sizemore premiered at the New York Film Festival 30 years ago this week. 💿🧠🚔 #OTD

"𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗'𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚗'𝚜 𝚃𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛."

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 8d

you have been visited by the orb of moral responsibility. repost to relieve your anguish

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 7d

Our only way to express anger is bitter passive-aggression unless driving

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 7d

The Simpsons at itchy and scratchy land labelled "nobody boos Oh Canada but me, and maybe the boy"

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 7d

It is remarkable that almost nobody in Toronto - to our discredit! - booed the US national anthem when they were actively threatening to annex us but they're just hooting and hollering at the idea of other countries existing at all

Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 8d

Loud boos for O Canada in New York

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 7d

Was this before he got thrown out at home or after

Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 7d

Ok now let's go Phillies love da phillies

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James G @orth.ca · 7d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 7d

Man you've come back 6 runs late in the last 2 games!! Don't worry we can blow it yet

Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 7d

i'm,,,,, scared

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 8d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 8d

Watching baseball

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 8d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 8d

Let Ernie Clement beating out an easy chopper right at first please be the epitaph on the yankees

Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 8d

He's got gargoyle energy

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · May 31

trying to watch a baseball game after you've been locked in on softball for a while is very disorienting. why is there so much space. why are all the players so far apart. do they hate each other

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