November Dave is voting
@eccherdavid.bsky.social
We ain't gonna make it
Pinned
Correct, but inaccurate:
We just need to communicate better.
Correct, more accurate:
We need to communicate better, and it's the hardest part of the job.
We just need to communicate better.
Correct, more accurate:
We need to communicate better, and it's the hardest part of the job.
They call me...
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
They call me...
I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my AI Jesus
Talking from the app in my phone
Long as I have my AI Jesus
Talking from the app in my phone
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my AI Jesus
Talking from the app in my phone
Long as I have my AI Jesus
Talking from the app in my phone
Today is gloomy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today is gloomy.
Miami nice
Minnesota vice
Minnesota vice
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Miami nice
Minnesota vice
Minnesota vice
I'm betting 90% of Americans couldn't locate Venezuela on an unmarked map.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm betting 90% of Americans couldn't locate Venezuela on an unmarked map.
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Someone stole my shampoo and conditioner and I’m going to an appointment with filthy hair tomorrow. Don’t worry about my dumbass shampoo. I get paid this Friday. If you want to help me in some way #reskeet this donation request to help me get out of this shelter.
gofund.me/6b9b92d2
gofund.me/6b9b92d2
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Someone stole my shampoo and conditioner and I’m going to an appointment with filthy hair tomorrow. Don’t worry about my dumbass shampoo. I get paid this Friday. If you want to help me in some way #reskeet this donation request to help me get out of this shelter.
gofund.me/6b9b92d2
gofund.me/6b9b92d2
What fresh hell is this, I say, noticing all the potpourri Satan has strewn about.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What fresh hell is this, I say, noticing all the potpourri Satan has strewn about.
I start my week on Wednesdays. It's a game changer.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I start my week on Wednesdays. It's a game changer.
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Over the holidays, chronically ill patients still need blood products just like usual, and also there tend to be more accidents than usual. And fewer people donate blood products around the holidays. Many blood banks are offering extra perks for donating next week, if you can.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Over the holidays, chronically ill patients still need blood products just like usual, and also there tend to be more accidents than usual. And fewer people donate blood products around the holidays. Many blood banks are offering extra perks for donating next week, if you can.
Counter offer: only naturalized citizens can hold office.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Counter offer: only naturalized citizens can hold office.
Tough finding a retailer that shares my values, so I'm just giving my money to sex workers.
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Tough finding a retailer that shares my values, so I'm just giving my money to sex workers.
Live slowly, die old, leave a substantial portfolio.
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Live slowly, die old, leave a substantial portfolio.
You're at Martin
I need you at Lewis
I need you at Lewis
You're at Statler
I need you at Waldorf
I need you at Waldorf
You’re at Shaggy.
I need you at Scooby Doo.
I need you at Scooby Doo.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You're at Martin
I need you at Lewis
I need you at Lewis
We agreed that the new Frankenstein was good, not great. It was Frankenfine.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We agreed that the new Frankenstein was good, not great. It was Frankenfine.
Donate to a food shelf today.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Donate to a food shelf today.
Breaking news: Epstein Files Released
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Breaking news: Epstein Files Released
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Arrested-ish Development: Part 10
The Final Chapter
It took a year, but I finally finished this (true!) story and we can now all go about our lives until I start posting normal substacks again
Thank you so much again, I love you guys!
open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...
The Final Chapter
It took a year, but I finally finished this (true!) story and we can now all go about our lives until I start posting normal substacks again
Thank you so much again, I love you guys!
open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Arrested-ish Development: Part 10
The Final Chapter
It took a year, but I finally finished this (true!) story and we can now all go about our lives until I start posting normal substacks again
Thank you so much again, I love you guys!
open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...
The Final Chapter
It took a year, but I finally finished this (true!) story and we can now all go about our lives until I start posting normal substacks again
Thank you so much again, I love you guys!
open.substack.com/pub/mindyfur...
Excited to announce that I have accepted the Qualifying Offer of $22 Million for next year.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Excited to announce that I have accepted the Qualifying Offer of $22 Million for next year.
Outside you, there are two wolves. Once they get inside, it's too late.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Outside you, there are two wolves. Once they get inside, it's too late.
Everything happens for a reason, and the reason is usually very stupid people.
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Everything happens for a reason, and the reason is usually very stupid people.
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RFK Jr is Temu Josef Mengele
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
RFK Jr is Temu Josef Mengele
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Idly wondering why there are windshield wipers on a light rapid transit train which has no driver, runs on a fixed track, and has sensors to detect if there are any track obstructions.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Idly wondering why there are windshield wipers on a light rapid transit train which has no driver, runs on a fixed track, and has sensors to detect if there are any track obstructions.
Do men ruin grocery shopping? Discuss.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Do men ruin grocery shopping? Discuss.
Do men ruin government? Discuss.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Do men ruin government? Discuss.