Justus
@dumbass.bsky.social
i’m tryna get some free women’s sweaters, ya know what i mean?
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Man it must suck to be any dog owner other than me considering I got the 2 best dogs in the whole fucking world
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Man it must suck to be any dog owner other than me considering I got the 2 best dogs in the whole fucking world
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not liking vinegar is a sign of a weak disposition
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
not liking vinegar is a sign of a weak disposition
Instagram thinks that the business account I run for the venue I manage is a trans man
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Instagram thinks that the business account I run for the venue I manage is a trans man
not to be the old man yelling at cloud meme but i hate "crash out". very annoying phrase. shut up, shut the FUCK up
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
not to be the old man yelling at cloud meme but i hate "crash out". very annoying phrase. shut up, shut the FUCK up
my buddy David
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
my buddy David
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I think my friend Io said it best www.etsy.com/listing/1743...
October 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think my friend Io said it best www.etsy.com/listing/1743...
you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't piss your friend's pants
October 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't piss your friend's pants
rotating the name “detlef schrempf” in my mind
August 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
rotating the name “detlef schrempf” in my mind
Ketchup is good actually
August 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Ketchup is good actually
The Sixth Sense. I assume I would stay myself and not become a psychic kid, so this would basically be getting paid $10M to live in late 90s Philadelphia
saw this on twitter & i had to know yall answers too 😂
August 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Sixth Sense. I assume I would stay myself and not become a psychic kid, so this would basically be getting paid $10M to live in late 90s Philadelphia
Hey @cosmicbowling.bsky.social you’re not in Flagstaff are you? If not, a perfect doppelgänger of you is riding a scooter down Milton rn
August 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hey @cosmicbowling.bsky.social you’re not in Flagstaff are you? If not, a perfect doppelgänger of you is riding a scooter down Milton rn
wrong I’m watching My Neighbor Totoro twice
August 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
wrong I’m watching My Neighbor Totoro twice
proposal to replace “communist” with “non-buynary”
August 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
proposal to replace “communist” with “non-buynary”
those engagement bait things that try to use reverse psychology never work on me because i’m too good at following directions. “don’t look at the caption” okay, I won’t.
August 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
those engagement bait things that try to use reverse psychology never work on me because i’m too good at following directions. “don’t look at the caption” okay, I won’t.
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my dogs are not well-trained because while i have taken responsibility for their physical wellbeing they maintain sole authority over their own spirits
June 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
my dogs are not well-trained because while i have taken responsibility for their physical wellbeing they maintain sole authority over their own spirits
one of the worst types of film discourse online is “[young famous person] looks just like [famous person from a previous generation], they should play them in a biopic!” please stop imagining shit ass movies we have enough of those already
June 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
one of the worst types of film discourse online is “[young famous person] looks just like [famous person from a previous generation], they should play them in a biopic!” please stop imagining shit ass movies we have enough of those already
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nowhere has heard me make weirder noises than the inside of my car
June 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
nowhere has heard me make weirder noises than the inside of my car
📎🖇️📎🖇️
May 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
📎🖇️📎🖇️
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Jobs suck ass. I am against any politician who threatens to create more.
February 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Jobs suck ass. I am against any politician who threatens to create more.
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Welp, then I guess we better let your shit head industry die then 🤷🏻♂️
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Welp, then I guess we better let your shit head industry die then 🤷🏻♂️
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If you burn my flag I'll jerk you off!!!
May 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you burn my flag I'll jerk you off!!!
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Premiering tomorrow!
May 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Premiering tomorrow!
we live in a miraculous age
May 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
we live in a miraculous age