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Eric Szyszka
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Family friendly comedian on the We Hate Movies podcast
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OSL on hiatus until 11/03.
Sticks and stones: I can break your bones

Me: I think you mean may
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On this month's super-sized edition of MELR0210, Donna's getting drunk at the prom on 90210, meanwhile Operation Baby Fraud is in full swing on Melrose Place! You can hear our outrageous breakdown of both shows now, exclusively on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
Robert Zombie's Halloween movies stink.
This week on the show, our Halloween horror marathon continues as we chat about the totally extreme and definitely bad-ass 2007 remake, Rob Zombie's Halloween! Available wherever you get pods and COMMERCIAL-FREE on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
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"There aren’t enough fat murderers. I know we had John Wayne Gacy, and that was a big deal for fat murderers."

-Van Helsing
Reminder that there's no @whmpodcast.bsky.social OSL this week.
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We're going head-first into the scary season with an all-new episode on the outrageous Stephen King adaptation, NEEDFUL THINGS! Out now, wherever you get pods, including commercial-free on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
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On the all-new Once In A Lifetime, we're chatting about the Lifetime Movie-adjacent made-for-TV film, THE HAUNTED! That's right, it's a janky adaptation of an Ed & Lorraine Warren case, so it's a made-for-TV Conjuring film! Yikes! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
Seeing a new movie in its second weekend is the new counter culture.
Whenever I go to an Oktoberfest thing I approach any guy wearing lederhosen and say "oh yeah? what unit? what unit?" and accuse them of stolen valor.
TRUMP: The Yuuzhan Vong stir in the Unknown Regions, folks. They’re bringing Chazrachs and they’re dropping Moons on Chewbacca. We love Chewbacca, don’t we? We do, we do. Good guy. Chewie. Dead. The Vong. Voong. Gotta be tough on the Vong.
The hardest moment of my esteemed professional career has been recording a Gleep Glossary on a Yuuzhan Vong.
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Free-roaming skeletons, broken space rocks values, and good luck Greedos are just the beginning of our revisit of CREEPSHOW’s 2nd tale, THE LONESOME DEATH OF JORDY VERRILL with @szyszka.bsky.social on Kill By Kill!!

🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/0XYw...

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Creepshow vol. 2 redux (w/ Eric Szyska)
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"Maybe Saxon gets killed in the third movie and, ‘I met Jesus, and now I’m a good…dream guy. I give you good dreams!’"

-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
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Don't forget On Screen Live is back to our regularly scheduled show today at 12 pm Eastern. I debut this year's cheapest Halloween costume as we review One Battle After Another. Plus a Scott Eastwood Secret Movie. All of this and much more! www.youtube.com/live/Fn-eH6Y...
Don't forget On Screen Live is back to our regularly scheduled show today at 12 pm Eastern. I debut this year's cheapest Halloween costume as we review One Battle After Another. Plus a Scott Eastwood Secret Movie. All of this and much more! www.youtube.com/live/Fn-eH6Y...
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"I just realized I wrote a ‘Yo Mama’ joke in my notes: ‘Yo mama so fat, she eat like she shai hulud.’ The sandworm guy. You get it?...A Fremen should probably be delivering this material."

-Dune (2021)
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We're kicking off our beloved horror season with a W❤️M on one of Horror's all-timers, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! One of the most unsettling and influential horror films ever made and we're talking all about it! Out now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
I'm a TRONhead. Long live cyberyuppie!
This week on the show we're talking about the totally kick-ass 1982 computer adventure, TRON! We're talking about it all: the effects, the games, the unitards—everything! Available wherever you get pods and commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies