Gustavo Luis
@verygooster.bsky.social
A guy from Jersey. He/Him.
“They like Itchy. They like Scratchy. One kid seems to LOVE the Speedo man! What more do they want??”
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
“They like Itchy. They like Scratchy. One kid seems to LOVE the Speedo man! What more do they want??”
Brian Cashman over the winter
a cartoon dumpster with the word treasures written on it
ALT: a cartoon dumpster with the word treasures written on it
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December 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Brian Cashman over the winter
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Rich Eisen watched Hard Knocks and decided he needed to do his 70th segment about Dart’s tent visits and god I hate the NFL for this.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Rich Eisen watched Hard Knocks and decided he needed to do his 70th segment about Dart’s tent visits and god I hate the NFL for this.
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Jalen started with "Man I was garbage to start the game and then my stint in the second half was garbage as well"
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Jalen started with "Man I was garbage to start the game and then my stint in the second half was garbage as well"
I got to say: Moonraker is a lot better than I remember it being
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I got to say: Moonraker is a lot better than I remember it being
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game studio ceos be like: we can either crunch, use genAI, or kill ourselves. those are our only options
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
game studio ceos be like: we can either crunch, use genAI, or kill ourselves. those are our only options
Puka is such a goddamned dumbass.
December 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Puka is such a goddamned dumbass.
Probably the nail in the foot even though I imagine a paint can to the head is a straight up skull fracture at best
Which Home Alone trap would you hate being caught in
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Probably the nail in the foot even though I imagine a paint can to the head is a straight up skull fracture at best
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i have always loved and cared about the nba cup
a man wearing a new york jersey holds another man 's shirt over his head
ALT: a man wearing a new york jersey holds another man 's shirt over his head
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i have always loved and cared about the nba cup
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Hang the banner
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Hang the banner
Kolek really wants this!
December 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Kolek really wants this!
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32 years ago today, Robert Goulet’s wife and manager Vera Novak said for him to shut up. The Simpsons episode “$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)” premiered on December 16, 1993.
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
32 years ago today, Robert Goulet’s wife and manager Vera Novak said for him to shut up. The Simpsons episode “$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)” premiered on December 16, 1993.
God weren’t your live action remakes awful looking enough
Disney has launched an AI tool for employees called DisneyGPT
• It's designed to help 'unlock the magic of your imagination'
• Includes verified Walt Disney quotes and lets employees make internal requests
• They're now developing a more advanced AI tool called J.A.R.V.I.S
(via Business Insider)
• It's designed to help 'unlock the magic of your imagination'
• Includes verified Walt Disney quotes and lets employees make internal requests
• They're now developing a more advanced AI tool called J.A.R.V.I.S
(via Business Insider)
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
God weren’t your live action remakes awful looking enough
Having to be on the lookout for the FedEx truck that doesn’t use GPS because a package requires a signature and the driver never thinks to come up to my actual apartment door
a man in a boxing ring with the word mercy on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a boxing ring with the word mercy on the bottom right
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December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Having to be on the lookout for the FedEx truck that doesn’t use GPS because a package requires a signature and the driver never thinks to come up to my actual apartment door
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Report: Electric Guitar Means This Likely Not Your Mother’s ‘Jingle Bells’ https://theonion.com/report-electric-guitar-means-this-likely-not-your-mothers-jingle-bells/
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Report: Electric Guitar Means This Likely Not Your Mother’s ‘Jingle Bells’ https://theonion.com/report-electric-guitar-means-this-likely-not-your-mothers-jingle-bells/
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
Yesssssssss
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yesssssssss
At a loss for words. Horrible
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
At a loss for words. Horrible
Feel compelled to say Final Reckoning is a mess finally seeing it. Like, the Sevastopol sequence was awesome and I liked how they brought back Donloe but everything in between was horribly paced and rushed at the same time.
I find Cruise’s hair in Final Reckoning so distracting
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Feel compelled to say Final Reckoning is a mess finally seeing it. Like, the Sevastopol sequence was awesome and I liked how they brought back Donloe but everything in between was horribly paced and rushed at the same time.
Weak ass DPI on Denver
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Weak ass DPI on Denver
Carter needed this game so badly
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Carter needed this game so badly
Slayton sucks so much, man
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Slayton sucks so much, man
Dart already neutered and it sucks
December 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dart already neutered and it sucks
Getting run over by this Commanders team lmao
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Getting run over by this Commanders team lmao