dufrau
@dufrau.bsky.social
Official Nancy Wheeler Correspondent. Old butch nerd. Friend to cats. Boot enthusiast.
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
so i posted on here a while ago about aggie being cooperative with letting me put medicine in her ear but that lasted approximately 3 days lol. so we're getting her scheduled for the i-131 radioactive iodine treatment in january hopefully, which will be a pain in the ass but should cure her?
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
so i posted on here a while ago about aggie being cooperative with letting me put medicine in her ear but that lasted approximately 3 days lol. so we're getting her scheduled for the i-131 radioactive iodine treatment in january hopefully, which will be a pain in the ass but should cure her?
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Telling a guy to touch grass but then he touches the vines from The Ruins: Oh no. Fuck. That's not what I meant. Shit
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Telling a guy to touch grass but then he touches the vines from The Ruins: Oh no. Fuck. That's not what I meant. Shit
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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Wilyer Abreu takes home his second consecutive Gold Glove Award in right field!
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wilyer Abreu takes home his second consecutive Gold Glove Award in right field!
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Congratulations to Ceddanne Rafaela on his first career Gold Glove Award!
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Congratulations to Ceddanne Rafaela on his first career Gold Glove Award!
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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My cat is so soft, sometimes it’s like man you couldn’t get any softer but he somehow defies softness expectations. He also carries an assortment of knives and daggers.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My cat is so soft, sometimes it’s like man you couldn’t get any softer but he somehow defies softness expectations. He also carries an assortment of knives and daggers.
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got my covid/flu shots yesterday and they fucked me up so bad i was dreaming that the new discourse was whether its rude to order sizzlin' fajitas on an airplane because everybody in the cabin has to breathe in your sizzlin' fajita steam as if that's a bad thing
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
got my covid/flu shots yesterday and they fucked me up so bad i was dreaming that the new discourse was whether its rude to order sizzlin' fajitas on an airplane because everybody in the cabin has to breathe in your sizzlin' fajita steam as if that's a bad thing
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Them: I used ChapGPT to find a dinner recipe.
Me: Oh, wow, so you like poisoning black neighborhoods so you can cook… *lowers reading glasses*…a roast chicken that’s still too dry. Wow.
Me: Oh, wow, so you like poisoning black neighborhoods so you can cook… *lowers reading glasses*…a roast chicken that’s still too dry. Wow.
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Them: I used ChapGPT to find a dinner recipe.
Me: Oh, wow, so you like poisoning black neighborhoods so you can cook… *lowers reading glasses*…a roast chicken that’s still too dry. Wow.
Me: Oh, wow, so you like poisoning black neighborhoods so you can cook… *lowers reading glasses*…a roast chicken that’s still too dry. Wow.
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To become dependent on ChapGPT is to evacuate yourself from your own life.
YIKES, no thanks. I’m gonna be alive inside every damn thing I do, even and especially the ish I don’t wanna do.
YIKES, no thanks. I’m gonna be alive inside every damn thing I do, even and especially the ish I don’t wanna do.
October 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
To become dependent on ChapGPT is to evacuate yourself from your own life.
YIKES, no thanks. I’m gonna be alive inside every damn thing I do, even and especially the ish I don’t wanna do.
YIKES, no thanks. I’m gonna be alive inside every damn thing I do, even and especially the ish I don’t wanna do.
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OOP!!!! I love that. “ChatGPT is for third party thinkers.”
We have no choice but to drag them.
We have no choice but to drag them.
When I asked my eldest if he's ever used that he said he's not a third party thinker.
October 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
OOP!!!! I love that. “ChatGPT is for third party thinkers.”
We have no choice but to drag them.
We have no choice but to drag them.
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
Oh my godddd get these away from me i can't stop eating them what sorcery is this they are so good
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh my godddd get these away from me i can't stop eating them what sorcery is this they are so good
Learning about leather and fabrics has been deleterious to my bank account but so good for my happiness and also how good i look. (At the very least i just want queers to stop buying Doc Martens they age like garbage and it makes me unhappy. 😭)
Have you ever noticed that old clothes online sometimes look better than old clothes in your closet?
Why is that? 🧵
Why is that? 🧵
October 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Learning about leather and fabrics has been deleterious to my bank account but so good for my happiness and also how good i look. (At the very least i just want queers to stop buying Doc Martens they age like garbage and it makes me unhappy. 😭)
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Is this a thing people would like?
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Is this a thing people would like?
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It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
April 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
well, the red sox lost. but on the bright side. i am so hot its stupid. you win some you lose some i guess.
October 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
well, the red sox lost. but on the bright side. i am so hot its stupid. you win some you lose some i guess.
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117 pitches for Garret Crochet
That's the most in any postseason game since 2019 - when Adam Wainwright, Stephen Strasburg, Gerrit Cole and Walker Buehler all threw between 117-120.
Most by a Red Sox starter since Jon Lester - in 2008!
What a heroic effort
That's the most in any postseason game since 2019 - when Adam Wainwright, Stephen Strasburg, Gerrit Cole and Walker Buehler all threw between 117-120.
Most by a Red Sox starter since Jon Lester - in 2008!
What a heroic effort
October 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
117 pitches for Garret Crochet
That's the most in any postseason game since 2019 - when Adam Wainwright, Stephen Strasburg, Gerrit Cole and Walker Buehler all threw between 117-120.
Most by a Red Sox starter since Jon Lester - in 2008!
What a heroic effort
That's the most in any postseason game since 2019 - when Adam Wainwright, Stephen Strasburg, Gerrit Cole and Walker Buehler all threw between 117-120.
Most by a Red Sox starter since Jon Lester - in 2008!
What a heroic effort
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The hot gossip in my Vermont town is that a donkey got loose, and people are making jokes on the Facebook post, and the donkey owner is not happy.
September 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The hot gossip in my Vermont town is that a donkey got loose, and people are making jokes on the Facebook post, and the donkey owner is not happy.