Elegant Trash
@draculafactory.bsky.social
prospective archivist | fan of New Wave sci-fi, philosophy of language, and post-punk | fugitive wanted for gnostical turpitude
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they reinvented renaissance catholicism from first principles and made the gold fake
Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas...$70 per ticket.
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
they reinvented renaissance catholicism from first principles and made the gold fake
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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
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from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")
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joining the great machine consciousness
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
joining the great machine consciousness
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trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor?
trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
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Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024
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*mf doom voice* i need a yummy treat meal hamburger helper, grabbing her penis makes her a yelper
*cartoon sample* doom is destroying the economy
*cartoon sample* doom is destroying the economy
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
*mf doom voice* i need a yummy treat meal hamburger helper, grabbing her penis makes her a yelper
*cartoon sample* doom is destroying the economy
*cartoon sample* doom is destroying the economy
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It's that time of the year again
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's that time of the year again
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I’m in an a&w admiring this snowman window painting. He’s falling apart but still smiling. Ai could never make me feel anything close to what the a&w window painting snowman can
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m in an a&w admiring this snowman window painting. He’s falling apart but still smiling. Ai could never make me feel anything close to what the a&w window painting snowman can
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This Robert Gibson Jones art, an Amazing Stories cover I believe, is just so good. I want to watch/read/ this story and 40 sequels.
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This Robert Gibson Jones art, an Amazing Stories cover I believe, is just so good. I want to watch/read/ this story and 40 sequels.
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To be clear I don’t want to actually *be* smarter than people, I just want to feel smarter than them with surface level buzz words and an unearned sense of smug obviousness. Got anything like that?
Guy who came up with podcasts: oh my god dude
Guy who came up with podcasts: oh my god dude
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
To be clear I don’t want to actually *be* smarter than people, I just want to feel smarter than them with surface level buzz words and an unearned sense of smug obviousness. Got anything like that?
Guy who came up with podcasts: oh my god dude
Guy who came up with podcasts: oh my god dude
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why are people so mean on this site
April 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
why are people so mean on this site
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
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Didn't realize that Call of Duty esports had expanded... internationally.
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Didn't realize that Call of Duty esports had expanded... internationally.
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I love how nebulous the concept of goyishe naches is, so every Jew comes up with their own personal example
For me, it's spelunkers getting stuck in caves for fun. For this guy, its his friends bragging about getting diarrhea from eating ghost pepper wings. Both of these are correct definitions.
For me, it's spelunkers getting stuck in caves for fun. For this guy, its his friends bragging about getting diarrhea from eating ghost pepper wings. Both of these are correct definitions.
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I love how nebulous the concept of goyishe naches is, so every Jew comes up with their own personal example
For me, it's spelunkers getting stuck in caves for fun. For this guy, its his friends bragging about getting diarrhea from eating ghost pepper wings. Both of these are correct definitions.
For me, it's spelunkers getting stuck in caves for fun. For this guy, its his friends bragging about getting diarrhea from eating ghost pepper wings. Both of these are correct definitions.
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Being the director of the FBI and releasing a couples podcast while a mass shooter is on the loose is a wild choice
lot of awful and insane stuff going on. but if you really want to have a brain bleed this holiday season don't lose sight of Stephen Miller's wife doing a video podcast with the FBI director and his gf about their love life
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Being the director of the FBI and releasing a couples podcast while a mass shooter is on the loose is a wild choice
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