🎄 Sarah 🎄
@domesticploddess.bsky.social
Newish mum. Veteran MSer. Experienced cat wrangler. Gardens, makes things, studies psychology. Post Corbyn Socialist. Ally. She/them 💪💚
I’ve just seen a green air fryer.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’ve just seen a green air fryer.
STOP WALKING ON OUR GRASS
… ahem
… ahem
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
STOP WALKING ON OUR GRASS
… ahem
… ahem
Me: Could I have a Fluconazole capsule please?
Pharmacist: Do you know what it’s for??
No. I just asked for a really specific product with no idea what it’s for. Ffs.
Pharmacist: Do you know what it’s for??
No. I just asked for a really specific product with no idea what it’s for. Ffs.
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Me: Could I have a Fluconazole capsule please?
Pharmacist: Do you know what it’s for??
No. I just asked for a really specific product with no idea what it’s for. Ffs.
Pharmacist: Do you know what it’s for??
No. I just asked for a really specific product with no idea what it’s for. Ffs.
Mua ha ha ha haaaaa
Old Nige isn’t as popular as he thinks he is.
Old Nige isn’t as popular as he thinks he is.
Who would you vote for: Zack Polanski or Nigel Farage?
Zack's approval rating tops the leaderboard in a new poll, beating Reform leader Nigel by 11 points.
Which man would get your vote?
Zack's approval rating tops the leaderboard in a new poll, beating Reform leader Nigel by 11 points.
Which man would get your vote?
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Mua ha ha ha haaaaa
Old Nige isn’t as popular as he thinks he is.
Old Nige isn’t as popular as he thinks he is.
Exact same thought 2 minutes before I read this.
So there was an attack on a train in the UK (mental health related) and there is this attack in Australia (terrorism related) and in both instances the right immediately exploited it to tar the entire Muslim community and in both instances it's the bravery of a Muslim man that prevented more deaths?
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Exact same thought 2 minutes before I read this.
Can’t. Be. Arsed
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Can’t. Be. Arsed
*snork*
I see Yaxley-Lennon has been busy putting the Christ back into "Christ, not that cunt again".
December 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
*snork*
Ended up double booked for 2 nativity plays.One at my Granny’s care home and one at Toddles playgroup church.
Chose the care home one in an attempt to do something nice for my mum and granny at the expense of doing something with mine and Toddles friends and community. 1/1
Chose the care home one in an attempt to do something nice for my mum and granny at the expense of doing something with mine and Toddles friends and community. 1/1
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Ended up double booked for 2 nativity plays.One at my Granny’s care home and one at Toddles playgroup church.
Chose the care home one in an attempt to do something nice for my mum and granny at the expense of doing something with mine and Toddles friends and community. 1/1
Chose the care home one in an attempt to do something nice for my mum and granny at the expense of doing something with mine and Toddles friends and community. 1/1
Connections
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Puzzle #917
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December 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Connections
Puzzle #917
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Purple first!!!
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Purple first!!!
Being a brown haired child I was just in the chorus. I got to be a Scottish Dancer later on though.
So - did you take part in a nativity play at school and if so, what part did you play?
I got the part of the frankincense guy - I was the only child in the class who could pronounce the word ...!
I got the part of the frankincense guy - I was the only child in the class who could pronounce the word ...!
Nativity plays have been a much-loved part of the school year in infant and junior schools across the UK for many years. These performances brought the Christmas story to life with a mix of earnestness and unintentional comedy. Classrooms buzzed with excitement as tea towels and
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Being a brown haired child I was just in the chorus. I got to be a Scottish Dancer later on though.
Oh my word!
We want tables! - 'Trench dining' restaurant in Nairobi, Kenya.
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Oh my word!
That does sound quite messy tbf
Angry fans throw chairs and bottles at Messi event in India — BBC News
The Inter Miami and Argentina forward is in India for a tour, taking in events in Kolkata, Hyderabad, Mumbai and Delhi.
apple.news
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That does sound quite messy tbf
This is…
A horrible story about exploiting human labour
An admission that AI isn’t real
Really fucking creepy
A horrible story about exploiting human labour
An admission that AI isn’t real
Really fucking creepy
“The work was emotionally exhausting, with chat users confiding intimate details about their real-life relationships, as well as their own emotional trauma, falsely believing they were talking to an unfeeling AI chatbot.”
AI "Companion Bots" Actually Run by Exploited Kenyans, Worker Claims
A new testimony from a remote worker in Kenya details the grueling and exploitative work behind romantic AI chatbots.
futurism.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This is…
A horrible story about exploiting human labour
An admission that AI isn’t real
Really fucking creepy
A horrible story about exploiting human labour
An admission that AI isn’t real
Really fucking creepy
Nothing is worse that Botham’s cock.
December 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Nothing is worse that Botham’s cock.
Did my little dumbbell work out tonight after a week off. Already feel much better for it.
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Did my little dumbbell work out tonight after a week off. Already feel much better for it.
*Screams* IT’S NOT A DANCING COMPETITION IT’S AN ENTERTAINMENT SHOW
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
*Screams* IT’S NOT A DANCING COMPETITION IT’S AN ENTERTAINMENT SHOW
Neither
1. Are you an early bird or a night owl?
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Neither
My cousin told me the best thing about me was Jack (My husband).
It was 6 years ago. We haven’t spoken since.
It was 6 years ago. We haven’t spoken since.
12. What is the most hurtful thing that someone has said to you?
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My cousin told me the best thing about me was Jack (My husband).
It was 6 years ago. We haven’t spoken since.
It was 6 years ago. We haven’t spoken since.
My toddler who WILL NOT EAT just told me she was hungry, ate 3 slices of apple then asked for more.
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My toddler who WILL NOT EAT just told me she was hungry, ate 3 slices of apple then asked for more.
So my mum fell and didn’t hit her head but landed on her bum. Her vision still went blurry though. What do we think? Owt to worry about?
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So my mum fell and didn’t hit her head but landed on her bum. Her vision still went blurry though. What do we think? Owt to worry about?
What the fuck have the US seized an oil tanker for?
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What the fuck have the US seized an oil tanker for?
FWIW I don’t think Trump has dementia. I think he’s always been a massive prick with limited cognition.
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
FWIW I don’t think Trump has dementia. I think he’s always been a massive prick with limited cognition.
I was about to send this to a friend who runs in her 50s as a bit of a lol
Then I remembered how her husband collapsed on a run and was rushed off to hospital where he was diagnosed with cancer and has had quite the battle.
So I thought better of it 😬
Then I remembered how her husband collapsed on a run and was rushed off to hospital where he was diagnosed with cancer and has had quite the battle.
So I thought better of it 😬
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I was about to send this to a friend who runs in her 50s as a bit of a lol
Then I remembered how her husband collapsed on a run and was rushed off to hospital where he was diagnosed with cancer and has had quite the battle.
So I thought better of it 😬
Then I remembered how her husband collapsed on a run and was rushed off to hospital where he was diagnosed with cancer and has had quite the battle.
So I thought better of it 😬
I accidentally bought the gravy cat food instead of the jelly cat food and it’s a bit of a pain to get out of the pouch.
Jack has just discovered this.
Jack is taking it really well.
Jack has just discovered this.
Jack is taking it really well.
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I accidentally bought the gravy cat food instead of the jelly cat food and it’s a bit of a pain to get out of the pouch.
Jack has just discovered this.
Jack is taking it really well.
Jack has just discovered this.
Jack is taking it really well.
Re last post: it happened to me around the time I turned 30.
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Re last post: it happened to me around the time I turned 30.