Doc Kennedy
@dockennedy.bsky.social
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Gen X standard-bearer. Eastern NC born. UNC alum. Public education avenger. Cancer survivor. Drive-thru ruiner.
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In 1994, the Oscars should have included a category for "best use of a business card" category for "Clear and Present Danger"
dockennedy.bsky.social
Someone did work and Trump didn't pay them? I'm shocked. 🙄
propublica.org
Trump promised free plane tickets and $1,000 “exit bonuses” to immigrants who opted to self-deport.

ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
“I Don’t Want to Be Here Anymore”: They Tried to Self-Deport, Then Got Stranded in Trump’s America
Venezuelan immigrants signed up for a Trump-promoted app called CBP Home, which promised a safe and easy way to leave the country, and prepared to leave on their given departure dates. Those dates hav...
www.propublica.org
dockennedy.bsky.social
See what happened was
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
philistella.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
dockennedy.bsky.social
Haven't seen it reported yet and this is obviously unconfirmed but someone working at the hospital told me the victim is a young boy and that police locked down the hospital afraid he was coming up there to look for the victim. Horrible stuff.
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Bill Belichick's uneven performance as head coach at North Carolina raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental acuity.
dockennedy.bsky.social
To be fair, much of that guy's reporting was not confirmed and he has been shown to be a less-than-reliable source. That said, there's still a dumpster fire on Stadium Drive.
dockennedy.bsky.social
bUt WhAt aBoUt cLOuDs?

-the geniuses in charge in America
dockennedy.bsky.social
TACO is often used with this administration but my acronym is EGG: ego, grievance, or grift. Any Trump action falls into one of those three categories.

(Notice "governing" is not one of the Gs)
dockennedy.bsky.social
TACO is often used with this administration but my acronym is EGG: ego, grievance, or grift. Any Trump action falls into one of those three categories.

(Notice "governing" is not one of the Gs)
dockennedy.bsky.social
All this performative drama by Bondi for an audience of one
atrupar.com
PADILLA: Do you believe govt officials are obligated to follow court orders whether they agree with them or not, yes or no?

BONDI: I wish you loved your state of California as much as you hate President Trump

PADILLA: I asked a simple yes or no question
dockennedy.bsky.social
Academic honors of some sort? All-ACC academic? Certain GPA?
dockennedy.bsky.social
I thought it was healthcare for trans people. Hard to keep the stories straight.
dockennedy.bsky.social
One of the few times (if ever) where the losers got to write the history
dockennedy.bsky.social
Fortunately Jake and Elwood Blues knew how to handle that situation
dockennedy.bsky.social
Don't forget Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants wasn't content to let Ted Cruz be the harbinger of losing to sports teams so he had to go put the kiss of death on the USA Ryder Cup team who got blitzed by the Euros on Friday (and even more on Saturday)
dockennedy.bsky.social
Yeah the actor's name was Jim Varney.
dockennedy.bsky.social
And my in-laws, who had never heard of CK before last Wednesday, will now think this is true because a Catholic cardinal said so, without ever reading or hearing anything CK actually said.
atrupar.com
Cardinal Timothy Dolan on Fox & Friends on Charlie Kirk: "This guy is a modern day St Paul. He was a missionary, he's an evangelist, he's a hero. He's one I think that knows what Jesus meant when he said 'the truth will set you free.'"
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shoe.bsky.social
Republicans turning Congress into an advisory committee is hilarious. Waved their pocket Constitutions around for decades and just decided "You know what? Nevermind."
dockennedy.bsky.social
You'll laugh when I say this, but I knew that from "Law & Order" reruns. Most of the murders on that show were charged as second degree because first is charged only in certain circumstances.

It's also because of that show that I know superior court is called "supreme court" in NY.
dockennedy.bsky.social
Ok I spit out my Diet Dr Pepper.

Sadly the people who canceled you on the hellsite won't see this joke.
dockennedy.bsky.social
LOL I was going to use that one for Dave complaining about fans not being in their seats