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I completely understand that the Dodgers biggest superpower is simply "having all the money," but I also can't wait to see how they turn Teoscar Hernández into some low level prospect who turns out to be number 5 on their top 10 next year
December 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've been walkin the streets at night
Just tryin to get it right
It's hard to see with so many around
You know I don't like being stuck in the crowd
And the streets don't change, but maybe the names
I ain't got time for the game 'cause I need you
Yeah yeah, but I need you
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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One easy way to put current bullpen worries aside is to have your SP go 8 innings and get the other frame from a guy who hasn't been on the team for 2 weeks.
September 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Your newest Met:

(I do not know the source of the image, but it's always made me laugh.)
July 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The Yankees are treating this like their World Series (booting the ball all over the field and throwing up on themselves)
July 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Best Leafs goals of 2024-25: Philippe Myers’ wondergoal in final game of regular season

🎥: TSN

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July 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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ooopsies
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Me going to bed looking at Jeff Hoffman high five his teammates
July 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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“With a big four this good it’d be amazing if the depth guys could score just as much in the playoffs. We’d be unstoppable.”

* the monkey paw curls *
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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As we witness all of America's basic moral, judicial and social safeguards crumble in real time, I hope history appropriately recognizes the mainstream press as the key agents to that society's collapse. What an absolute fucking yard sale.
A land of contrasts
July 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The Addison Barger breakout is the most exciting thing happening with the Blue Jays right now - and there are plenty of candidates for that title.
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Yimi going on the IL because he fell in the hot tub has a real 2015 offseason vibe to it. Will take this as a good sign.
July 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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“If they add a salary cap and keep costs down that means the ticket prices won’t keep rising”
July 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all those that celebrate. 🎉
July 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Remember when Mitch Marner made Connor Brown give up #16 as a rookie? and Brown was *pissed*. Good times.
July 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Shouldn't use 'Achilles heel' to mean 'salient weakness'. If one thing is your Achilles heel, that means that you are basically perfect at every other thing. If you have several weaknesses of which one is worst you don't have an Achilles heel. You are not Achilles. You are Bob.
June 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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The NHL is an unpopular league that leans as hard as it can into marginal gains with fans who will only show up if their team wins a championship every year.
June 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Anyone who thinks "reading a book" is something you should always take a shortcut around isn't the person you want in charge of anything requiring rigor or thoroughness in analysis.

Uninquisitive, mentally lazy, abdicates responsibility too easily. All red flags.

Also paints themselves as useless.
These people are the enemy.
June 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Morgan Rielly with a huge 3 goal game.

Unfortunately 2 were own goals.

A real more is less scenario.
May 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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no one:

absolutely no one:

Marc Savard after a playoff goal:
a cartoon character is standing in front of a blue background with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a blue background with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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The NHL should just ban all contact with a goalie's head when he's in the crease. Make it like a highsticking call: automatic.
May 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM