Emily
@emilydawn.bsky.social
Feminist, socialist, sports fan, cat lady, maritimer. I love libraries, cemeteries, museums & thrift shops. {she/her} 🌕🧶⚾️
The stupid plastic hinges on our shoe cupboard snapped this morning. It wasn't even cheap it's just that literally everything is made of garbage now and there's nothing you can do about it!!!
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The stupid plastic hinges on our shoe cupboard snapped this morning. It wasn't even cheap it's just that literally everything is made of garbage now and there's nothing you can do about it!!!
It’s not that I mind helping people who are lost but it drives me crazy that the TTC’s entire plan for confused tourist is “strangers will be kind.” Staff your fucking stations.
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s not that I mind helping people who are lost but it drives me crazy that the TTC’s entire plan for confused tourist is “strangers will be kind.” Staff your fucking stations.
My grandparents put milk on their oatmeal, my parents put coffee cream, and I put heavy cream. Generational excellence.
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My grandparents put milk on their oatmeal, my parents put coffee cream, and I put heavy cream. Generational excellence.
If you’re calling my work line nine times after 5 pm on a Friday someone better be dead
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you’re calling my work line nine times after 5 pm on a Friday someone better be dead
I love being a millennial girl, I love sending a text that just says “like!!!!!!!” and knowing that it will convey exactly what I mean
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I love being a millennial girl, I love sending a text that just says “like!!!!!!!” and knowing that it will convey exactly what I mean
I do not need a Spotify wrapped style roundup from every app and website I use!!! My period app? The digital credential platform we use at work???
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I do not need a Spotify wrapped style roundup from every app and website I use!!! My period app? The digital credential platform we use at work???
What an offseason for the Mets lmao
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What an offseason for the Mets lmao
I’m starting to think it might not be the Eagles’ year
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’m starting to think it might not be the Eagles’ year
I love seeing Chiefs fans fans suffer and that goes triple for every loser who started cheering for them because they think Taylor Swift is their friend
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I love seeing Chiefs fans fans suffer and that goes triple for every loser who started cheering for them because they think Taylor Swift is their friend
The Bears are so clearly frauds, is this how everyone else felt watching the Jays this season
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Bears are so clearly frauds, is this how everyone else felt watching the Jays this season
People in Toronto love to complain that our transit lines have too many stops and it is slowly turning me into the Joker
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
People in Toronto love to complain that our transit lines have too many stops and it is slowly turning me into the Joker
Can’t believe God hates Ohio State
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Can’t believe God hates Ohio State
Fear Factor reboot is the worst recession indicator yet
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fear Factor reboot is the worst recession indicator yet
Seems unlikely I’m gonna worry about how the desiccated husk of the Leafs play in front of their millionth goalie in early December
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Seems unlikely I’m gonna worry about how the desiccated husk of the Leafs play in front of their millionth goalie in early December
Alternating between my two best totes this month, we love socialist Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Alternating between my two best totes this month, we love socialist Christmas
I don’t understand how the TTC had all new signage ready to go for Cedarvale and TMU stations but all the recordings and announcements still say Eglinton West and Dundas.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don’t understand how the TTC had all new signage ready to go for Cedarvale and TMU stations but all the recordings and announcements still say Eglinton West and Dundas.
Every parent on earth thinks their kid is uniquely adorable and charming and I’m not trying to take that away from you but I still don’t think pictures of kids covered in food with their mouths open showing off half-whatever are cute! Not even yours, sorry!
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Every parent on earth thinks their kid is uniquely adorable and charming and I’m not trying to take that away from you but I still don’t think pictures of kids covered in food with their mouths open showing off half-whatever are cute! Not even yours, sorry!
This is obscene and Ontario’s worst landlords are absolutely going to take advantage of people not knowing their rights / the law to try and pull bullshit like this. The government ~just floating ideas~ has real consequences.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is obscene and Ontario’s worst landlords are absolutely going to take advantage of people not knowing their rights / the law to try and pull bullshit like this. The government ~just floating ideas~ has real consequences.
I like college football but it is extremely funny to claim that the best rivalry in ALL OF SPORTS is in AMERICAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I like college football but it is extremely funny to claim that the best rivalry in ALL OF SPORTS is in AMERICAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL
I don’t understand pro transit people who complain about the St. Clair and Spadina streetcars. Those are the GOOD ones, the dedicated lanes are GOOD.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I don’t understand pro transit people who complain about the St. Clair and Spadina streetcars. Those are the GOOD ones, the dedicated lanes are GOOD.
Eagles might be cooked
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Eagles might be cooked
Every team that played today is a fraud
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Every team that played today is a fraud
Bad news guys, they’re taking money away from schools (?) to pay for Dylan Cease
Not our money?!? You clearly don't understand stadium deals and nefarious team contracts with counties and Munis. It is all our money. Sports teams siphon off local funds, rip off taxpayer dollars intended for roads, schools, etc. nutballcop.substack.com/p/the-sports...
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Bad news guys, they’re taking money away from schools (?) to pay for Dylan Cease
Crazy how many random baseball fans who didn’t watch a single Jays game before the ALDS think I care what they think of our roster construction and organizational philosophy
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Crazy how many random baseball fans who didn’t watch a single Jays game before the ALDS think I care what they think of our roster construction and organizational philosophy
This is the worst app on earth
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is the worst app on earth